Escort/Prostitute/Hooker thread - 4 years incel Edition

Dont do it.
Oreganololol

>>37958717
But why, oreganfamalamshalam? My balls are so blue they voted for Hillary.

>>37958661
Hoard up some money and go to Amsterdam. It's not just the hookers, it's a liberating experience.

To be honest most true robots would fail misreably with a hooker and probably end up having a bad experience that fucks them up even more.

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Considering it to be honest.

>>37958842
I'm yuropoor, so I could do that, but why not Prague instead?

>>37958867
How can you exactly fail with a prostitute?

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>tfw a hooker turns you down

>>37958917
Not him, but all those stories about not being able to get it up, not being able to cum etc.

>>37958917
Being an awkward socially inept autist opens up a world of possibilities. The major one would be performance anxiety and over indulgence in pornography.

I am mentally ill and will never have a relationship or sex
Is getting a prostitute a good idea?
Mind you I look rather good and I'm in shape, I just happen to be too far gone to get these things through normal means

>>37958982
>>37958988
Ok. Is there any way to get viagra or cialis for just that one time? Wasting money shrivels my dick.

>>37958661

>be well paid normie except too shy with girls
>friend having birthday in vegas
>go
>decide to get there early and hit a brothel
>their brothels have websites with all the girls listed
>find a cute one
>schedule an appointment
>have to give her my facebook info, recent blood test, address, job info, and agree to a background check
>sssssssssssssssssssssshit
>do it
>I check out
>go there
>rent a car and go to the brothel
>she's even hotter in real life
>pay for a full day experience
>get a room with a Jacuzzi
>fug all day and night
>stupidly fall in love
>it cost $2,500 and I tipped her $500
>ask her to be my gf
>you're so sweet anon, but I have a bf
>he's a security guard at the brothel
>o..okay
>cry the whole drive back to vegas

Hookers can be great but just don't fall for one.
>I check out

>>37959021
I'm going to book an appt with my doctor and see if I can get some prescribed.

>>37959063
Sounds fucking great, anon.
>hooker
>having a bf
I hope it was bullshit, because heaving a hooker gf doesn't sound right.

>>37959217
Just don't link him/her to this thread.

>>37959253
>I hope it was bullshit, because heaving a hooker gf doesn't sound right.

Have you never watched Real Sex or some of the stripe club documentaries? Many hookers and strippers have boyfriends, even husbands. There's lots of guys that will take the money in exchange for their woman slutting around.

>>37959253
I have never mentioned to anyone in real life that I post here why would I start with my doctor. I'm just going to lie and say I've been having trouble performing in the sack.

>>37959303
Strange world, indeed. Oregano and shit.

Will they treat me badly for being a virgin?

Any robot should do it at least once. You'll learn a few things, like how sex is way over hyped and how meaningless it is without an emotional attraction.

Bonus points for seeing the same one a few times and getting the first fuck clinginess out of the way. I did that and fell in "love" with her after a few times doing the whole gf experience package. It all ended badly but now I'm wiser incase I ever do get a girlfriend.

>>37959456
They love virgins as long as they are clean and not creepy and don't smell like shit that has been rotting in a fish carcass. It's basically easy money and they can manipulate them into being repeat customers.

>>37959456

Mine thought it was cute. She gave me advice and taught me a lot of shit.

>>37959456
What is with robots and telling everyone they're a virgin?

>went to link - a nevada whorehouse with asian girls only
>chick I saw was petite and awesome
>very kind and submissive
>the second our time was done she literally shooed me out

It was fun. You should try it once but don't get stupid expectations that they love you or something.

http://sues668899.com/GIRLS.htm

I'm thinking about it. I have the money. What's stopping me is a little fear, as well me being black. Turns out black guys have a bad wrap when it comes to ladies of the night.

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>>37959577
Do you really have to tell a whore for her to figure out you're one?

>>37959591

I feel for you. So many escorts say no black men. No robot should be denied the opportunity to have to pay for it.

>>37959513
>She gave me advice
Please, elaborate

>>37959631
...yeah

Most just assume you're bad at sex. Because -- spoiler alert -- most guys are bad at sex. Especially the clientele who'd have to resort to prostitutes.

The world's greatest lovers do not visit prostitutes. They fuck regular women. Even as a virgin, you're probably average (if not above average) in terms of sexual prowess and technique.

>>37959481
Honestly it can be a good experience but robots need to refrain from jerking off to porn for two weeks prior and take some viagra and practice calming meditation. I would suggest not travelling a long distance to see a hooker (more than 15-20 minutes) and avoid things that restrict blood flow and cause anxiety (caffeine and stimulants) and avoid getting intoxicated. Show up clean but not covered in cologne. I'm speaking purely from experience. If you are worried about getting hard tell them that and say you'd pay them extra if they can get you off. It's there job to get you off, not your job to perform. if it isn't working then call it quits and leave. Know when your time is up and don't make it awkward at the end, bring a small envelope of cash and leave it on a dresser or something in plain sight.

>>37959591
As a fellow blackbot, you just have to search harder. If you're in an area where the girls predominantly say "no blacks/no AA", then try searching a different city, especially a well-populated one.

Otherwise, you might have to lower your standards, although that might not be a bad thing.

Funny thing for me is that, even with the various "no black guys, no young guys" stuff, I've still only had successful outings with white hookers.

>>37959808
In certain areas, there are hookers or collectives of hookers who make a point to be inclusive and not discriminate based on race, etc. Mostly the independant ones who are alone with a minimal support and have had bad experiences with thug types have those clauses.

I've told this story before so It will sound familiar.

>Work at kroger
>Be baker
>Have a cute co-worker who bags bread.
>get to stare at her sexy ass all day long.
>Develop a huge crush on her.
>Super beta so I never ask her out.
>She starts dating a chad boyfriend
>Quits her job
>A few years pass and only hear rumors about her doing drug here and there.
>Completely stop thinking about her
>One day decided to fuck an escort on backpage,
>See a girl that looks like her, but way skinny.
>Goes by a different name
>Debate if it is her or not
>Decided not
>hire her because she looks like her.
>Give her a fake name
>The night comes
>As soon as she seems me she calls me by my real name and then corrects herself.
>Realize that is it is.
>Fuck her anyway
>As soon as I cum I call her by her real name.
>She leaves crying
>A few months later she ODs

>>37959873
was worth it

>>37959873
holy shit
origigiginal

>>37959873
Did you say her name after cumming on while you were cumming?

>>37958661
>we encourage each other to fuck prostitutes and let that inner rage dispel in a latex vessel.

It would be nice if a whore could drive out the devil of wrath that plagues the unwanted. That demon is a loathsome, shameful companion. The undesirable know their rejection is justified; it's only natural for women to find them repulsive. They look at the abomination they glimpse in the mirror with disgust and understand, rationally, why women look upon that face with revulsion as well.

Yet one's demons aren't rational and can't be placated by arguments. The spirit of Nature dwells within both the beautiful and hideous. When that spirit cannot express itself as it feels driven to, it grows vicious, just as grotesque as the features of its host. The Haitians believe the spirits are fundamentally neutral forces of Nature. Invoked by the good Houngan, the spirits manifests as an angel. Called upon by the wicked Bokor and they become bloodthirsty devils. The wanted and unwanted find themselves in the same position, respectively.

How easy it would be if one could hire a prostitute to have those bad angels cast out. The whore would be holier than any exorcist, driving out in earnest what a priest only pretends to.

Sadly, ejaculation is not sufficient to pacify those devils. Were it so, masturbation would be sufficient. Though perversions of Nature's spirit, they still want what all people do. They demand to be authentically desired. The ugly man paying a prostitute to perform some farce of what others experience in earnest would only serve as confirmation that he is repulsive. Rather than being soothed, the demon would only be provoked.

There's no panacea for the hurt that afflicts the unloved. Their bad angels can't be exorcised, only restrained. It's a struggle that every ugly man must endure. His efforts will never make him beautiful but, small compensation though it may be, they afford him the possibility of being better than the demons that torment him.

How hard to get one who swallows?

>>37960167
Not too difficult. You'll have to pay more, most likely, but finding a girl who swallows isn't impossible.