I want a cosplayer gf NOW!!!!!!!!!

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>>37958497
No you don't. You really don't.

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>>37958520
I want to help a hardworking girl!!!!

>>37958520

This. I went to a con and met up a cosplay chick. She fucked me the same day we met. The next day we're walking the floor; I need to take a piss and when I get back she's chatting with two niggers and ends up leaving with them. Roasties are bad enough, cosplay roasties are even worse

>>37958497
she will cuck you for all the chad attention she gets from cosplaying

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>>37958597
THIS IS SO TRUE IT HURTS
I HATE ANIME CONS CHAD EVERYWHERE
WHY DO ALL GIRLS ALWAYS GO FOR CHAD IM NOT EVEN A MANLET I JUST HAVE A JEW NOSE

>>37958497
10 minutes on /cgl/ will make you realize that you don't.

you know they get fucked hardcore by Chads at the events?

they are mentally unstable degenerates that live off of the attention. Youd be idiotic to want a relationship with one of em

>>37959317
but they look so cute :(

>>37959351
your loss anon
just another pump n dump tbqhwysenpai

I'd settle for a weeb gf.

The hypocrisy of this board. You accuse fembots who say they like nerdy guys of wanting "Chad with glasses"--and what do you want? Stacy with anime outfits.

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>>37960088
Any fembots can begin a thread here and have dozens of guys wanting to be her boyfriend. It doesn't matter how ugly, fat and helpless she is. Tell me, where can a robot do the same?

I rest my case.

>>37960503
Outside, in the real world. Men are allowed to approach women and we have to put up with it.

>>37960626
Oh yeah, going out of your comfort zone is so much easier than just sit there and look pretty. Oh please, even fembots have guys hitting on them all the time. A guy needs to look like a TV star in order to have the same easy life.

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>recently went to a con
>tfw surrounded by qt girls in cosplay

How does one get a cosplay gf?

>>37961021
No idea, and I doubt anyone on here knows, anyway.

>>37958497
I don't even like anime but I want this too.

>>37961021
You have to recruit them outside of the cons and bring them with you to the cons as your gf. It's mainly hookups at conventions, relationships happen, but they are rare. Mainly because a lot of girls at cons are out of town, highschoolers, or lesbians.

I thought I wanted a cosplay gf, but I'm pretty certain that the majority of them are fucking crazy and work dead end jobs.

They're roasties in costumes. Don't lower your guard

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>>37962276
I know but they look way too cute.

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I go to cons and cosplay every once and a while. I'm 6'3'', and fairly muscular. What should I go as to get some qt cosplayer attention? I'm thinking of going as Doomguy.

>>37962601
>6'3''
>fairly muscular
How are you not drowning in pussy rn ? Is there something wrong with your face ?

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>>37958497
Cosplay is for attention whoring normies
23+ years old manchilds and roasties cosplayers should be gassed, no exceptions
After 18, they look so retarded dressing like a superhero, anime, sci-fi or vidya character

>Inb4 durr nigga you gay and post more old prostitutes with fake tits trying to justify why cosplay is ok, is not ok they look stupid af, period

>>37958497
Pros: Cute grill

Cons: Attention whoring, alot of drama, chads always hitting on her,

>>37963162
This.
The best thing is to get a gf and then make her cosplay for you.

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Only going on cons to sell overpriced plastic crap to rich kids with more money than common sense.

How do i get merchant gf?

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>buy a wig
>buy a costume
>go to a prostitute
>"wear this and call me Onii-chan. here are 50 Bucks extra"
>????
>PROFIT

>>37962601

I think you should DUKE NUKEM em'..

Doomguy is fucking awesome but DN is more iconic to cosplay.

>>37963020
I'm very awkward when I'm just being myself.
>>37963772
Even as-is-, I'd have to get much bigger to be Douk. He's a fucking mountain of a man.

Bumping for more qts in cool costumes.

It's not that difficult, you just gotta find one that isn't a complete attention whore dumpster slut. After that go the extra mile and they'll probably like you.

>>37964993
Or you just use known exploits to advertise your own website and give them the middle finger.

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>>37963287
It's my dream to fuck a girl dressed as Mileena or Jade from MK9. Just need to put together a decent outfit.

Does it count if I only cosplay for halloween?

>>37965437
Halloween's for the purest of normies.

>>37958497
Cosplayer girls are twice as stuck up as you're average stacy, as much as I would love a cute girl who did cosplay but wasn't a stuck up whore the truth is its not gonna happen, they hate robots more than your average stacy does too.

>>37965994
>they hate robots more than your average stacy does too.
What about cyborgs?

>>37963150
I'm an autsist so I like the idea of cosplay, but the sad truth is now days its onlt attention whores that do it with no respect for the characters they dress up as and a majority of the time dress up as characters from a series they haven't even seen, they do it because" oh that would look cute on me and get chad to want to stick his cock in my mouth"

>>37966052
They hate all non-chads, like I said they're more stuck up than your average stacy.

>>37958520
>worked hard on it
Shut the fuck up you cunt, you didn't do anything, you simply bought the items from your local clothing/gun store