>Be me
>6/10 white male IT wageslave
>Live in tiny apt in shitty part of town
>qt and her bf move in two floors below me
>bf is 9/10 and "has a big heart" but is a total loser
>Deals weed out of their place
>gf and I have talked a few times, we exchanged numbers, nothing too serious, we're friends I guess
>Autistic online research reveals they are both on probation
>pic related is bf's terms, if he violates probation its a mandatory 90 days in jail, its his second DWI, fucking retard normie
>devious planning ensues
>An anonymous tip to the local PD combined with sprinkling some weed in front of his place should be all it takes to get him locked up for 3 months
>Become shoulder to cry on
>Become more than that, loser is stuck in jail while I move in on his gf
Am I a bad person? Is this even possible? I just want a qt gf.
I'm at work, posting this so I can view it later.
Remember OP. How you get her is how you will lose her.
>>37958277
Just do it you fag. If you really think you have it all figured out and it will end the way you want, what do you have to lose?
Stop larping and get to work you faggot.
>>37958277
how the fuck can you call someone else a "total loser" and be plotting to do some shit like this? fucking kill yourself, honestly.
>>37958630
I'm just a partial loser, at least I have a good paying job and real career prospects. Why shouldn't I do something like this? gf will be better off for it.
>>37958747
probably bait, but you're a fucking loser lmao. loserdom isn't about fucking external bullshit, faggot. you're planning to ruin some dudes live cause you're lonely. fuck off.
>>37958822
I see no issue with that.
>>37958822
>>37958630
Found the normie. Normie defending normies now on this board. Just go kys and leave
I dunno about calling him a loser but if he got in trouble for dealing before and is still dealing, he is an idiot. As long as you acknowledge it's a dick move and realize you probably won't get anything long term, go for it, it's you choice and your conscience.
>>37958277
i am maybe retarded but i don t understad, if you steal his gf he goes to jail ? how and why ?
>>37958747
>9/10 chad
>has qt gf
>and is drug dealer
You on the other hand OP,
>faggot
>cuck
>robot
>deadend IT wagecuck
And yet