>lol just go to a prostitute dude

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>tfw considering getting an escort for an hour

Prostitution is fully legal where I live, all I have to worry about is not getting stabbed or robbed.

gonna try one after next paycheck tbqh

>tfw 27
>decided to just give up at 30 and just fuck prostitutes from then on
Good plan?

>>37959135
That's what I did.
It'll clear your head.

>>37959485
Will do that then.
Thankfully I'm heading for a career that can support that lifestyle.

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>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>can't make eye contact with women or youtube videos of women
>get nervous going to a young female cashier at the grocery store

>people expect me to pay money to spend time with a bitchy mean drug-addicted woman with STDs whose vagina is dirtier than the floor in a public bathroom who only wants my money, and have her take my first time even though I'm completely clueless about sex or intimacy and she is disgusted by me and is probably a human trafficking victim or something
>all of this is illegal as well and has risk of arrest or being mugged by a pimp

this is not good advice

>>37959135
>>37959135
you are 10 years too late my friend.

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>meet prostitute
>my ag, white kinda cute, kinda chubby
>pull down pantaloons, unzip dick
>engage condom
>have vaginal sex for 10 minutes
>can't cum, think about the wall Marathon runners talk about
>15 minutes
>...
>20 minutes
>legs shaking, I'm covered in sweat
>can't cum
>25 minutes, still thrusting, no cum
>30 minutes, hit the wall, muscles in agony
>31 minutes, I pull out, peel condom off
>deep breathing, looking at my penis
>prostitute asks me if I'm gay

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the problem is that females today are so fat, stupid and slutty that it's an instant turn-off

was flaccid when intimate manh many years ago when I was with a few
now im a wizard

I still live in the hope to be with a shy cutie that im attracted to

>>37957996
I know this feeling too OP
fucking normies and their degeneracy

>>37957996
what's the issue here?

is it illegal where you live
are you too poor to afford one
matter of principle or shame

????

i got one for my 25th birthday last year. it was great and ive gotten one every few months whenever i need to relieve stress from wagecuckdom

i'd imagine if i got sex semi-regularly with a gf my stress levels from work wouldnt be as high

>>37961576
the "issue here" is that it sounds like one of the worst most embarrassing awkward uncomfortable anxiety-inducing events possible, will solve literally none of my problems, and is overall just a humiliating point of no return. I doubt I could even get it up.

>>37962032
He's a fucking filthy normie. Just ignore him.

>there are people that just care about the physical aspect of sex

Disgusting. Sex is just a side effect of a deep emotional and spiritual connection. The selfish physical gratification is by far the least meaningful aspect I bet.

>>37962032
ok so it's the 3rd point i listed

you think all of that because youre under the delusion that you still have hope, that you can still change. who knows maybe you can

but once you accept youre too far gone, none of that "it's awkward" shit you mentioned matters. it's literally her job to make you comfortable, given that you dont get a cheap crackwhore

>>37962158
>normie
my nigger, every sexual contact ive had with a girl, ive had to pay for it. and im still kissless at 25 because i dont kiss any of the prostitutes i get

>>37962222
I would rather be a virgin forever than pay a drug addict failed stacy to pretend to tolerate me for 20 minutes

>>37962222
Too far gone means I'm awkward in nature and being awkward, autismal and nervous around people especially women I don't know is all I know add to it in a awkward embarrassing situation where I'm paying for sex is pretty much a gauranteed embarrassing awful time.

>>37959548
Good idea but
Choosing good prostis is more important than making money though....the girls that charge $80/hour are the same as those who charde $150 an hour, the latter are just more arrogant and stay in more expensive hotels so they can take the complimentary water and smoke drugs out of the bottles.

You don't truly get into scary mode in the states until you hook up with the old meth lady under a bridge in missouri for 20. Sure she'll give you a gummer, but HSV is a certainty.

Just remember to play hardball, if she says $100 or over tell her to fuck a rake, once you've lost your virginity there's no reason to be that desperate, you're the customer, you choose.

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>there's someone for everybody
>she's out there, you just haven't found her yet

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>>37962337
>she's out there and you lost her

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>>37962368
>don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the ocean