>"Why are you so quiet, anon?" Your response?

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I am not "quiet". I simply am.

>>37956127
>...
>original
>sorry i had to say that or else the robot wouldn't let me post

>>37956127
Because I lack confidence.

HAPPY NOW CUNT?

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you really can't be honest with females about anything.

>>37956127
What's wrong with your faaaace?
originalkino

>>37956238
originali originalai originalo

I have nothing to add to the conversation.

>>37956127
my actual response
>what
what u should say
>i think alot
bc then they will think your mysterious

>>37956127
>Oceans, mountains, planets. They all
come and go in the mere blink of an
eye. If we do manage to survive the
combined threats of global warming,
internal cooling, a dwindling
magnetic field, asteroids, solar
flares, rogue black holes, nothing
changes the fact that our sun
continues on an inevitable countdown
to death. Even if we did manage to
flee to distant stars, they're all
equally marching toward their own
annihilation. Time and events work
to destroy all that we have ever
comprehended. The decay of all
matter as we know it. The decay of
all life as we know it. One really
has to wonder: what is the point of anything? Why? Why continue? Why
progress? Life, even in its most
advanced state, is doomed to
nonexistence. Why? Why go on?
Then walk out the room

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt"

Speaking means you just repeat what you already know. Listening means you have the chance to hear some new memes.

>why are you so formal
>that's a hard kid to read
>you don't talk much do you
i don't know, I just keep to myself

>>37956127
I'm a quiet person.
I'd then leave, it's not like I'd get anything good out of them.

>>37956127
because i am not comfortable with you.
and was raised by TV aka. sitting silent infront of none stop sound. instead of socializing with others.
btw i can talk alot but you just dont make me comfortable. what do i say, i dont know what to say so i dont make you feel your party was wiered or some shit or you gang on my ass.
i am overstimulated and my mind just stoped working, i feel blank. i want to go home and sleep or play vidya. your party is lame or maybe that how parties work. ?????????
i like an anon who said.
"stay silent they mzy doubt you are dumb, open your mouth and you confirm you are dumb"
i am called in my society by an adjective that means vaguely someone who doesnt know how to speak. Aggoun.

>>37956127
B-back that ass up

Origami original

>>37956311
>I think a lot

"Eww, Stacey, he's thinking about us naked! What a creep!"

I usually just shrug

>start wageslaving after highschool
>most of my coworkers are female
>"anon, why don't you sit closer to us?"
>"anon, why are you always so silent?"
>"anon, why are you never bringing anything to eat? Want some of my stuff?"
I'm not even larping. Just leave me alone, I won't fall for your vagina sorceries.

>>37957056
i dont know in what fucking world someone would say that.

Have you ever witnessed a love so pure that it made you wonder if you had ever really loved at all?

>>37956127
just wondering who to facefuck and who's skin to wear and feel like a pretty princess.

>>37957750
I actually wouldn't be too surprised, I've heard similar irl, e.g. bump into roastie, friend says 'Eww he's trying to touch your boob' etc.

>>37957860
i used to hear similar things... when i was in elementary school

>>37956311
yeah that's good, but what if they ask you what you're thinking about?

>>37956127
Your combined beauty leaves me breathless.
>Tips fedora.

>>37956127

"wow i never hear a word out of you"
"yeah haha i'm just quiet"

start talking a bit not even really that much
"wow you never stop talking"

well this is what happens when they expect me to talk when i've got nothing to say.

probably just going to kill myself because i don't really see it changing

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>>37957982
>Your combined beauty leaves me breathless.

>>37957684
keep ignoring them. you make thier pussies wet.

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nothing needs saying

>>37956127
*stares like a deer in lights*
>o-ok a-anon ,s-sorry dont k-kill me.
happened irl

>>37956127
Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute I've never been in a room with girls before

>>37956127
>my best friend died last month
or other heavy made up lie
works everytime
nobody asks questions

"What would you to talk about then?"

>blablathisnormiethathaha anon?

"Yeah I now have nothing to contribute to this conversation"

Shrug, maybe an amused smile.

"I don't know, I struggle with group conversations usually."

>>37957920

You're mysterious. You don't answer. Just smirk.

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They look very Polish

>>37956127
nobody actually says that

>>37959928
I'd impregnate her big tits

>because I have nothing to say to you

>>37956127
a quiet river runs deep,
Im simply 3deep5you

>>37956127
I would wonder why I'm in the living room in the first place. I am not social enough to attract the attention of other people, in fact, I am not social at all.

>implying i leave my house
>implying i go to social gatherings
>implying people talk to me

no one will stop me from becoming a wizard beyond compare

>>37956127
You have a nice rack, but you're extremely ugly.

>>37956127
Cause i eat my veggies

Oh my bad I'm just really high, want to come back to my place and do some dabs and HEROIN?

>>37956127
This pic is so old man shit

deflect the question
>why are you so talkative?
this gives the roastie an opportunity to talk about herself, something she is unable to turn down. While she is distracted by herself, you can escape her line of sight and she will immediately forget you exist. The danger is passed.

>>37960418
From '06?

Jesus just imagine how she looks now, mirror crackingly bad. She should just wear a burka with a hole cut out in the chest area.

I've been asked this a lot, I usually turn it around though and make them look like the dumb ass because it genuinely pisses me off. It's usually a girl trying to "flirt" with me anyway.

>>37957920
>but what if they ask you what you're thinking about?
I was just thinking about privacy, stacey. We're all too connected and hung up on what each other are thinking and searches for, don't we deserve some privacy? Whatever a man and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget does to a donkey. Thats their gosh darn business.

>>37956127
Whip out my weiner, piss profusely for at least 3 minutes on their floor, tell them I just really had to take a wee, leave.

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>there's nothing to say
Unironically responded with that before.

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>show them a 2011 movie
>watching kino quietly when suddenly....
PARTY ROCKERS IN TE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>37958368
is that true tho? does indifference really make you attractive to them?

i member this picture. you member?

>>37956127
I'm tired most of the time. Everything feels the same. I don't talk to you. I talk for myself. And hearing myself saying the same things over and over again gets boring.

>>37960819
Don't listen to him, it doesn't help. If you just sit silently and avoid eye contact while they speak to you, you're going to look like a sperg.

>>37960578
underrated post right here
originol