>walking down a street 5 am
>2 normies in front of me one of them goes "yoooo" (both have very aggressive body language)
>I go "yooo"
>I pass them
>notice that 1 of them turned around and is walkin behind me (approx 4-5 meters)
>turn around start walking towards him
>go "I hope we don't have any problems here"
>without hearing what he has to say deploy a nice healthy left hook to his chin, hear that beautiful sound of bones clacking together
>his friend starts shouting "YOU'RE INSANE" and starts fighting me
>we dont hit eachother, eventually I get enough distance to remove my spectacles but by that time his friend shouts "leave it leave it"
>we scatter, his friend is still holding his jaw with his hand
>go back home start laughing in bed and listen to death grips
What were you doing outside at 5am, OP?
Fuck it, what were you doing OUTSIDE?
>>37956187
getting some cigies and yummy treats from a
gas station
>>37955863
This is how every robot should behave. Start learning martial arts like kickboxing, wrestling and carry a pocket knife robots! A normie messes with you? Stab him in the chest. Roastie laughs at you? Stab her in the face.
>>37955863
>things that never happend the post
>>37956187
>What were you doing outside at 5am, OP?
Don't project your chr*stian times on others.
>>37955863
Kek if true. This may be a personal question OPbut are you asexual by any chance?
>>37955863
90% sure this was real til the last line ffs
>>37956461
no, full hetero in here
Im sure this happened.
>>37956468
wasn't manic cringe launghing just a few gigles when i realized that i ruined these normies night and the line "YOU'RE INSANE" made me kek
>>37956461
Not OP but I am
>>37956468
xD I'm a pussy so everyone else must be
>>37955863
is it normal to have fantasies of knocking normies out? or is it a reflection of my insecurities as a man?
>>37956516
i dont know if its normal but I have them all the time, I have fantasies of stabbing normies and getting away with it.
>>37956536
A couple of normie assholes tailgated me and flipped me off yesterday and all I could think about was breaking their faces with my tire iron.