Goodbye 4Chan

>>37954237
why starvation tho?

>>37954237
>self starvation, beginning today
It's gonna take more or less 3 weeks
What are you gonna do in the meantime

>>37954237
A nice juicy burger with crisp lettuce, smothered with delicious cheddar cheese, all in between a nice set of toasted buns freshly made from the oven. mMMmMm

>>37954308
>3 weeks
you're kidding right? LOL. people can go a year without eating solid food.

OP can choose not to drink but that is a super painful death and may as well slit your wrists in the bathtub

>>37954308
i'm gonna eat like a fat pig. i can barely control what i eat in a day let alone 3 weeks, so good luck with that i guess.

>>37954288
because i feel like this is my way to go. Self-starvation suicide, can take up to 70 days, and is painful but relatively easy after the first 3 days,
and i have never had the balls to jump out from a building or train, and never had the access to guns. - That's why

>>37954237
You're going to crack within a week. It takes insane amounts of willpower to not eat especially if you are in a first-world country where there is plenty of food.

>>37954345
>There is insufficient scientific data on exactly how long people can live without food.
Fuark, muh survival shows always said the rule of 3. Guess I've been lied to again.

Point is it's gonna take a while.

>>37954395
why do you feel like you need to kill yourself?

>>37954308
in the meantime, i'm gonna enjoy the last satisfactions on earth and let the time run out

>>37954434
that sounds really gay, just start working out

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>>37954237
you're a freakin moron trying to do it like that, I guarantee you OP caves within 3 days and starts stuffing junk food in his mouth.

Stop being a pussy, if you're serious, go blow your head off- quick, and effective.

>>37954418
not him but what kind of a question is this? you are literally stupid. who wouldn't want to kill themselves?

>>37954237
your life will change and you will emerge stronger. you will find your meaning and get in touch with forces you haven't imagined existed.

>>37954237
If you are fat, there has been studies that you can survive 200+ days on your fat reserves. Given you drink water.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/
>>37954345
This guy has it.

>>37954476
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM OP HE WANTS YOU TO SUFFER
nihilism is the answer. there is no meaning to be found. do it man, i fully support you and i will join you very soon.

>>37954414
it is definitely going to take a while, but knowing that everyday i am a breath closer to death will make me maintain my goal

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>>37954418
because for some people, life is shit..

>>37954237
such a pussy, most people have it WAY worse than you

>>37954553
I get and emphasize with that, you have no idea how shit my life is and has been. You just gotta let that make you smarter and more adaptable in order to live life comfortably.

Unless you are 50+ years old, there is always the chance or hope that things can get better. I bet you anything OP is under 30 in which case he is being silly.

>>37954609
there is always someone who have it Way worse, but it is not a competition.

You know, people will intervene. Are you completely isolated in your home(no family)? Do you need to work?

Unless you can keep yourself hidden while going through the latter stages of looking like a weak, concentration camp victim, someone will probably intervene and report you, having you commuted or something.

>>37954683
i have thought about it all, especially about that people will intervene, and it is limited how much people (even family) will force you to eat, even when Concentration'Camp-thin.

people cannot force you man, remember that..

>>37954667
yeah, but those most people who have way more shittier lives just went on with their lives instead of killing themselves, they learned from their mistakes and got over it. Get over it. Move on.

>>37954806
More and more people can force you to do whatever they want, the more you atrophy.

>>37954504
you misunderstood me my friend, i meant that he will acquire the things i said by doing what he wants to do.

>>37954892
i am not your friend. tell that to the people that keep trying and their lives only get worse

fuck dude just hang yourself or visit a gun range

>>37954967
>visit a gun range
No, fuck you.
It's already a pain in the ass to go shooting because of people like this, don't encourage others to make it even worse.

>>37954967
>>37955029
Can't get guns where I live because of shootings in the past.

You won't succeed. Why not choose a simpler and less painful method?

>>37954806
if they can cite you are a danger to yourself, which they will easily be able to do when you are rail thin, then they can have you locked up in a psych ward, with IV feeding if need be.

>>37954237
>4Chan
Kys newfag CNN

>>37954911
you ain't my friend but i am yours. i think you still misunderstood me so ill make it clear. i was not against his starvation i was encouraging it.

>>37955876
oh i get it now, you're one of those newagefags that thinks starvation helps you reach new stages of enlightenment.

You deserve to die for posting this pure faggotry. No one gives a shit if it's your last post. No one will even realize you're gone.

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>>37956499
hahaha true

>>37956451
i'm not a newagefag and i speak only from experience, i lived in wilderness for 40 days had to starve for weeks then i would find a very little food and starve again. you won't know the feeling if you don't try

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>>37954237
U r rly dumb m8 is u avin a gigl?

scran sum yawksha puds n smash e brew r kid

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>>37956499
>>37956666
Checkout dem digits, Kek knows you're worthless neet scum hunger boy

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Look up helium exit bag

If you are actually serious, this is the least painful way of doing it.

THIS IS NOT A METHOD FOR ATTENTION SEEKING

>>37954237
>I have decided to commit suicide by self starvation, beginning today


Hahaha, good luck bro, see you next week.

>>37956717
what do you get out of it? portland, oregon.

>>37956994
depends on individual i think. i know nothing about you so i can't speculate what will happen to you. i gained forgiveness, peace, willpower, foolishness. i felt as if i died and was born again, clean like a newborn. past remaining only a distant fever dream. seems silly maybe but not for me.