Normie Test

When his balls cushion your asshole

>>37952952
robottest.16mb.com
get out filthy normie

>>37952952
It's been about 30 hours since I last had sex.

Fuck off Norman

>>37952952
I went to a swing club last night. I was the only person there under 40.

>>37952952
> Have a roommate who has a physical problem where she can't feel anything
> Take full advantage at night
Yes but it was rape.

>>37952952
is that CHILD PORNOGRAPHY what the fuck!?

>>37953067
No, it's somebody's wife from /hc/.
Also note the prominent pubic hair.

>>37953067
i don't know how to link posts from other boards but here >>1176463

>>37952978
>Do you watch anime ?
>Yes
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The fuck's up with that ? Are you people trying to imply that weeaboos can't be robots or something ?

>>37953109
>>>/hc/1176463

Here's how. Original comment.

>>37953067
>>37953109
Okay here >>>/hc/1176463

>>37953118
Yes. Go back to /a/ you filthy weeaboo.
Then kill yourself.

>>37952952
This is the real robot test:
Have you ever kissed a girl?
I'll start never

>>37953132
>>37953109
>>37953077
You're very defensive and eager to prove to us that what you posted isn't CP.
Sounds like someone has actual CP in their hard drive and is afraid to get caught... ;)

>>37953139
Oh, I get it now. That test was made by a filthy 3D lover, those bitter "robots" who only hate women because reason but deep inside wish to get their praise.
No, you get off my board you failed normalfaggot.

>>37953184
Not original poster but how in any way does that look like a crispy cheese pizza from dominos?

>>37953139
you have no idea what being a robot means
>hurr durr i don't eat sweets, watch anime, or play vidya because im a MAN and i don't do things that kiddy kids do

>>37953184
>accuse someone of something ridiculous
>they deny the claims
>hurr durr why are you standing up for yourself
Fuck off autist. The only porn I fap to is nudes of my gf, something that you will never have the pleasure of having.

>>37952952
What if its been longer than 24 hours but will happen in 24 hours?

>>37953385
That is acceptable.
Welcome to the normal club.
Enjoy your stay.

Had sex this morning. She wanted me to come in her so I obliged.

>>37953262
ok chad calm down

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I kissed a girl for the first time ~50 hours ago

I'd like to apologise to r9k for ever posting here. I thought I was one of you, but I was just a failed normie all along. My life is only going to get better and better and I'm going to be just like everyone else. Sorry for wasting your time with normie nonsense all these years.

This is my final post. I-I made it guys.

>>37954141
see you in two days, newfriend

No, I'm a 27 year old incel and can't take it anymore.

Had sex a couple times this week. All ended with my gf in pain from cramps and me being too rough.

Feels pretty bad to be honest but she swallows and lets me play with her asshole so it's okay.

>>37952952
yes
organic bread

>>37954141
good luck, anon. i honestly hope you make it.

>>37953054

Is there more to this story?

I haven't had sex for the past 28 years
Do I fit in?

>>37954141
I had a long-term girlfriend from 18-21 and I had sex many times with her obviously and we had a great relationship

yet here I am, haven't had sex in almost 5 years now. You'll be back

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>>37952952
Had sex last Wednesday
Fourth sexual partner right now
Not bad for being a 23 year old damn ugly robot...

>>37952952
i have never had coitus with a female

31

Yes, I've masturbated several times in the last 24h.
Yes, masturbation is still a sexual act. You didn't specify it had to be copulation.

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>>37954369
>Have you had sex
Sex is sex, masturbation is masturbation.
You cant talk yourself around this anon. You simply did not have sex. Ever
And will not ever have. Ever

>>37954401
You are confusing sex with copulation.
There are many types of sex: fellation, irrumation, copulation, masturbation, etc.
I've never engaged in copulation, though.

It's like when people say 'vagina' when they want to say vulva. Not the same, and just because many people confuse the two doesn't mean it's right to do it.

No. I haven't had sex in 21 years.

>>37952952
he skull and teeth of Allosaurus were modestly proportioned for a theropod of its size. Paleontologist Gregory S. Paul gives a length of 845 mm (33.3 in) for a skull belonging to an individual he estimates at 7.9 m (26 ft) long.[12] Each premaxilla (the bones that formed the tip of the snout), held five teeth with D-shaped cross-sections, and each maxilla (the main tooth-bearing bones in the upper jaw) had between 14 and 17 teeth; the number of teeth does not exactly correspond to the size of the bone. Each dentary (the tooth-bearing bone of the lower jaw) had between 14 and 17 teeth, with an average count of 16. The teeth became shorter, narrower, and more curved toward the back of the skull. All of the teeth had saw-like edges. They were shed easily, and were replaced continually, making them common fossils.[6]

Allosaurus was an allosaurid, a member of a family of large theropods within the larger group Carnosauria. The family name Allosauridae was created for this genus in 1878 by Othniel Charles Marsh,[26] but the term was largely unused until the 1970s in favor of Megalosauridae, another family of large theropods that eventually became a wastebasket taxon. This, along with the use of Antrodemus for Allosaurus during the same period, is a point that needs to be remembered when searching for information on Allosaurus in publications that predate James Madsen's 1976 monograph. Major publications using the name "Megalosauridae" instead of "Allosauridae" include Gilmore, 1920,[22] von Huene, 1926,[27] Romer, 1956 and 1966,[28][29] Steel, 1970,[30] and Walker, 1964.[31]

The discovery and early study of Allosaurus is complicated by the multiplicity of names coined during the Bone Wars of the late 19th century. The first described fossil in this history was a bone obtained secondhand by Ferdinand Vandiveer Hayden in 1869. It came from Middle Park, near Granby, Colorado, probably from Morrison Formation rocks. The locals had identified such bones as "petrified horse hoofs". Hayden sent his specimen to Joseph Leidy, who identified it as half of a tail vertebra, and tentatively assigned it to the European dinosaur genus Poekilopleuron as Poicilopleuron [sic] valens.[37] He later decided it deserved its own genus, Antrodemus.[38]

I had sex 36 hours ago

>>37952952

24? No.

48? Yes.

I'm going to have sex again in a few hours.

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saging this shit thread op

uh oh the bitter virgins have arrived

Women need to grow up, let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>37954759
>v-virgin!

Retard

>>37954498
Why not? Sex is highly overrated but still can be fun.

>>37954904
1/10 copy pasta bucko

>>37954331
Oh, hello me. Except mine was 17-20

Yes. Last night my bf woke me up for sex.

>>37953139
>on a site that was made because moot wanted an anime forum
>complains about anime