Is there a worse thing than being a dicklet? >be good looking

Your humblebragging has no effect here, normalscum.

>>37953061
>bragging about a small dick

I'm 5'4" with a 6 inch dick and even I think 5 inches is fine. Obviously you have nothing to brag about but a good wife would put up with it.

>>37952732
shut up chad, a grill cant see your dick until you got your pants off, if youre still a beta with all that shit then fuck off. i would kill to have all that.

>>37953589
sure retard and what if I pull down my pants?
she will tell me to fuck off

>>37953863
how will you ever know if its never happened? 5 is pretty average

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How does it feel knowing even lolis have bigger dicks than you?

>>37952732
Maybe I'm missing something here.I am a 5'9" manlet with a 7" dick.
But I honestly can not imagine a situation where a girl is ready to have sex with you, then when you whip it out she says ew only 5" and leaves. Like I just don't think it happens. Sure maybe later she will go laugh about it with her friends and humiliate you but I have never heard of a woman who is already going to fuck you just say no after seeing your average dick.

>>37954150
lolis dont have breasts like that

>>37954167
>Sure maybe later she will go laugh about it with her friends and humiliate you
wow that changers everything you retarded faggot

>>37954246
So fucking what you literally got to have sex. Isn't that what you faggots complain about on this board all day? Just don't fucking talk to her ever again.

>>37954264
yeah she tells everyone that i'm a dicklet and i'm not gonna get laid with local bitches ever again
you are literally retarded

>>37954296
So in choosing between having sex with 0 girls and having sex with 1 girl you choose 0. Okay great logic keep wallowing in self pity.

>>37954296
dont call people retards when theyre trying to help you man, just go out there and do it. being held back just by your dick size is childish.

>>37954367
>>37954296

If being embarrassed about your dick size is your only problem then you're a fucking normie. The rest of us have much worse problems that keep us out of the pool of guys women will fuck.

>>37952732
I have a 9.5 inch penis and I'm a 24. Year old virgin. I ended up with arthritis at 18 and I live in a very rural small town. My arthritis has improved but only in the past year. Be glad you can walk and run and jump. Pretty hard to get laid if you can't do those things.

>>37953425
>I got female attention in the past I just turned them down
kill yourself

>>37954457
If I ever got female attention to begin with... lol.....

>>37952732
If it makes you feel any better I have an 8 inch benis and am a virgin at 20 years old

>>37954357
Yes, and?

Why would he or I want to have sex with someone we don't like?

So that you can't call us "virgin" anymore?

>>37954426
i'm not a normie you retarded faggot
I got good looks and a small dick, I live alone like a loner fuck, I don't really have friends either
>>37954510
it really doesn't

>>37954524
>beggars being choosers

Or are you just implying you don't like any girl but prefer to just be upset all the time that no one will fuck you?

Got my 3.5 inch dick, that's when it is hard. Life is hard bros, can't win in this life. Might sudoku and hope for a better reroll in the next life.

>>37952732

Fuck off. If you're hot enough, an average dick is just fine. Your looks get them wet enough, then they cum by the time you even touch them.

It's like having an extra good fap because you found sauce on a bitch who's hotter than your normal shit.

>>37955559
this is a meme

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>>37954566
How about me, i am 20, have a 5 inch benis, am a virgin and get no female attention?

>>37952732
You are a fag desu

I'm an ugly 5'5 manlet and nobody ever notice me, do you think my stupid 6.3 inches dick makes any difference?
It fucking doesn't, faggot

If the women like you they'll fuck you. Women are not on a quest to find the biggest penis to fuck. They are looking for attractive stable men.

>>37952732
Damn that sucks man my dick is 8.5 by 7.2 and my wife and all previous women loved it, there was a a on few days ago who's dick with 8 long but not even 2 fingers thick

I was used to get a lot of female attention but too shy to do smth. Now I'm 23, completely bald and totally invisible to women. Life sucks hard.

>>37952732
Obviously being a manlet is worse.
If I was 6'4 with a 4inch penis at least I'd get to use it. I don't care if she enjoys it or not.

If you were 5'6 with a 10 inch cock, your penis size would be irrelevant because nobody would see it anyway. Women assume all tall guys are hung and you can't walk around pantsless so you're sol.

>>37954296
Women thinking you have a small dick will not stop them from sleeping with you. Only being unattractive does that.

>being good looking and getting girl attention

Leave now normie

>>37956935
i'm fairly sure it doesn't work like that, it's just so much easier to find a normal sized dick
half of the planet is 6+ inches, there are way better alternatives than me
>>37956927
no it's not, you idiots are so fucking obsessed with this manlet meme it's not even funny
manlets get laid, they have relationships
dicklets on the other hand rarely get laid and never have stable relationships unless they find some dominant bitch who is into some twisted sph femdom shit
>>37956964
doesn't mean shit
>>37956912
good for you, I guess

>>37952732
I'm friends with a woman that was going to blow a guy at a party she came out of the bathroom laughing so hard she had tears and didn't blow him cuz he had a "micro been not even 5 inches" the guy looked like he wanted to die when he came out lmao

>>37957058
My mistake; youre not a normie, youre a failed chad, which is even worse

Smh pham

>>37957058
>dicklets on the other hand rarely get laid
You're obviously a virgin because if you weren't you'd know that once a girl is in the mood and comes home with you there is very little chance of her seeing your dick and just laughing and leaving. That does not happen.

>>37953525
>a good wife would put up with it
What women in her right mind would willingly spend the rest of her life with a dicklet?

im 31, 185cm tall with a 10 cm short thin penis.

plz someone just kill me

>>37957127
so fucking what?
I fuck them once and they won't come back for more
I just want to settle down with someone which obviously won't happen since i'm a dicklet and I won't go into some open relationship cuckold shit or buy her dildos

>>37952732
Am dicklet but it literly doesn't matter since I never get laid anyways. All robots are dicklets, but if your dickletness actually affects you, you're a filthy normie.

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>tfw 5.5 x 5.5 penis
On top of that i'm fat as fuck (280 lbs).

>>37957416
atleast you are thick
mine is 5 and it looks like a pencil

>>37957480
>mine is 5 and it looks like a pencil
Have you thought about penis implant or jelquing?

>>37957186
If a relationship is truly what you're looking for, you should be ok cucking.

It's just like outsourcing the dirty work on occasion, she still has your kids you still have a wedding she's still part of your family, you still spend time and grow old together; only difference is sometimes she has sex with better endowed dudes on occasion. That shouldn't be a big deal for somebody who values commitment.

Enjoy being a tall dicklet, you've already got your foot in the door with height, what happens next is up to you balls in your court bro.

>>37952732
Can all of u just calm down the average dick ranges from 5 inches to 6 inches thats what most ppl have why are you worried op

>>37957086
"Nice" friends you got there.

Do us a favor and kill your friend and yourself. Thanks.

>>37952732


She looks like Ava sparxxx. Lol

I'm 5'7" and have a 7" inch dick. I feel sorry for you dicklets. Don't let the memes fool you, being tall doesn't help you at all, dick size is far more important.

>>37952732
>Is there a worse thing than being a dicklet?
Yes, being ugly.
No one will ever care about you, let alone enough to want to see your dick.

>>37954566
You're still a fucking normie. Get off this board.

>>37957416
Your dick is at least 6 inches if not bigger you know. Being that fucking fat can eat up an inch plus. If you were to lose weight you'd be killing geo birds with one stone.

>>37954430
Stop drinking so much tea.

>>37952732
>blames it on his dick size
>even though he turned down all female attention himself, willingly (?)

i wonder what's really to blame here, unless your average dick is killing your confidence

>>37952732
Fucking moron you're tall, say you're good looking and have an average to slightly below average dick depending on where you live.

If you were a nigger I'd slightly get you because women would expect you to have a massive dick because of the BBC meme

Fix your attitude or fucking kill yourself so people who actually have a small dick or are unattractive don't have to put up with your bitching too

>>37957137
Not with someone who complexes about your own dick like you anon.

>>37952732
Sounds like you're more obsessed with dicks than women bro.

>>37952732
OP, there are as many people who care about the size of your junk as there are non-virgins on 4chan.

>>37957769
>you should be ok cucking.
literally hang yourself

>>37957603
surgeries are complete shit
>jelquing
just stop this terrible meme already

>>37958802
5 is not average by any means
the real average is at least 6

>>37952732
Your problem is that you're falling for dick size memes. A woman is not going to give a shit if you're 5 inches, if she's naked in front of you, she is already ready to get fucked by you regardless of what equipment you got.

>>37959797
I heard this 35 times ITT and I said I don't care about random hookups, no woman will comeback for more because i'm a dicklet

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>>37952732
I used to be incredibly insecure about my dick size (5.5 inches). I used to joke about it with past gfs, how I intended to get penis enlargement, or "what if my dick was suddenly 8 inches". They would always look at me like I'm nuts, and tell me that they don't want my dick to be any bigger because they won't be able to take it or enjoy it.

Look, I'm not trying to say there aren't women out there that are size queens (because there are, but in the similar respect that some men are big tit fetishists), but point is that why would it matter if a girl left you because of your dick size? That's 1 girl out of billions or women. This is the problem with virtually every man, normie or not. They think that if 1 girl doesn't like them because of a certain feature, that ALL women ever will also dislike them because of that feature. Which couldn't be farther from the truth if they tried. People are complex and unique, and you can't assume women aren't interested in fucking you because of your cock size.

>>37959891
Did I say anything about random hookups dickshelf? If she's dating you and romantically interested in you, her emotional attachment to you will make her either not care how big your dick is (if she previously did care about dick size), or you managed to find a girl that literally doesn't give a shit about dick size (and trust me, there are a lot that really don't give a shit).

Stop watching porn.

>tfw 7x5.7 perfect cock

lmao'in @ all u dicklets

>>37952732
6'0 here, 7" and some change dick.
Honestly, idk how huge dicked guys don't get frustrated. If I had 5" knowing what I know, I'd be more concerned with girth than length.

If you're thick, you're all good. I hooked up with a college slut a while back who was all of 5' tall and it was fucking uncomfortable. Felt like my dick was going to break, she wasn't considerate at all and I ended up snapping at her once or twice over the month we hung out. It also felt like her pussy was strangling me, I'm amazed she enjoyed it at all because it felt like she was gonna tear in half constantly.

Be happy you didn't get a pencil dick or a chode, is my point.

>>37961037
As a sidenote, because I feel like bragging, she was pretty inexperienced as she was "bi" but in fact a lesbian because of tumblr-cringe views on men.

What that meant for me was that she was orally fixated, loved to taste herself and made it a point to jump on my dick every time I told her I was close. She swallowed like a fucking champ and gave perfect bjs.

(Get on my level skrubs)

>>37961133
was she vietnamese

>>37952732
>>6"2 (inb4 manlet)
>>5 inch benis
literally me, OP

>>37954150
>lolis have bigger dicks than you
pretty hot, tbqh