Tell us about your experiences with prostitutes.

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>>37951220
OOOOOOOOOO NOT LOOKING GOOD, OP

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>work in the south side (bad side) of suburban town
>coworkers are a bunch of Mexicans
>Mexican men are obsessed with women
>having a conversation with coworker, mention certain neighborhood in nearby big city (pic related)
>"Did you see any of the hoes, anon?"
>T-the hoes?
>Mexicans refer to all women as hoes, assumed he was just talking about women
>turns out he was talking about literal streetwalking whores
>coworker claims to visit prostitutes regularly with his dad
>wtf
>claims that very attractive women are at pic related, selling full sex for $20-$40
>don't believe him
>he asks me to go with him next time to prove it
>sorry, I don't think I want to go
>virgin btw
>every few weekends, he texts me telling me that he's going to pick up whores
>eventually I agree to go
>first, we go to a gas station to get alcohol
>gas station has a bowl of 25 cent condoms at the register
>we get beer and condoms
>ride around until we see a group of qt latinas standing on the corner talking
>bodies aren't amazing but they're really pretty
>he calls them over, asks them if they want to get drunk with us
>he pulls out $100-something dollars, asks for 4 girls
>hoes give us directions to a housing project
>go to said housing project and wait in the parking lot
>cholos walking around, staring at us, some laughing as if they know why we're there
>coworker doesn't care, I'm scared
>4 qt latinas walk up to us and lead us up to an apartment
>tfw lost virginity in a 3some with two prostitutes while my coworker had a 3some with two prostitutes beside me

>>37952819
Need a chad friend like this

Lost my virginity to one at 25.

Shortly after I got into a relationship with a girl my age. Then with someone 20 years older. Then a one-night stand, and then when I was 27, a three year relationship with someone who was 17 when I met her.

>tfw she ended up becoming my fiancee and then ended up breaking my heart

wait... prostitutes. Yeah. All women are prostitutes.

>booked an appointment with an escort
>meet in person, shes lied about her looks
>we disagree on price, she raises it another $50
>i fuck her while shes totally out of it, trying to space out i suppose to dissociate
>im not even that bad looking
>27 minutes later, hand her $250 , was a 3/10 ejaculation

Honestly not worth it, much better just jerking off and going to bed - Sex is over-rated unless your in a loving relationship

>>37953349
This is what happens when prostitution is illegal

>>37952819
must be nice anon, thank your spic friend before reporting him to ICE for us

I don't have any. How do I get one?

>>37953349
Why didn't you just tell her to fuck off?

>>37952819
lol I've been on that road, Dallasfag?

>my favourite prostitute is out of town
>still want to fuck, so browse a bit and find a girl nearby
>fake photos, but she's a nice spic, young with a thicc ass and big (fake) tits
>since it's hot I just fuck her standing
>still a good fuck, better than expected

You get a lot of variance, but it's part of the fun of fucking

>post add on adult dating site
>50eur for BJ
>one girl responds, give her my aadress she comes over
>i'm a polite guy so i offer her some drinks and make some small talk
>she then gives the BEST BLOWJOB EVER
>stops before i finish
>tells me she'd like to get fucked
>i fuck her bareback and finish inside her
>she did something with her pussy muscles so i almost came in seconds
>declines my 50eur
>asks for my number to call me up the next time shes in town
>actually calls me the next time and we fuck
>i'm not even chad - short and slightly overweight
>i still don't know why that happened to me

>decide to get another hooker for that 50eur the next day
>this time i'm going to the girl
>she's a single mom and her kid is sleeping
>we fuck in her bathroom
>her kid wakes up mid fuck
>she goes to put them to sleep
>i finish myself and leave without paying

>still trying to get rid of my 50 eur
>set up meeting with third girl
>tells me its her first time for money
>shes 7/10 pretty hot for a hooker
>convince her that 50eur is standard fee for BJ + sex + Anal.
>spend 4-5 hours fucking her
>she seems to scared to tell me to leave after the first time so i stick around and have a few more turns with her

Why don't escorts want black guys? Even the black ones.

>>37954637
Higher risk of mugging, like for taxis

>>37954637
attend university and hang out in smoke pit

they will kill to fuck you

>>37951220
>tfw blackbot
I don't know because they won't meet with me, one actually ran off across the parking lot arms flailing when I was 19. I was shocked and scarred for life.

>>37951220
>virgin
>navy
>carrier pulls into Hong Kong
>thai prostitue
>arrange everything with the bartender
>she begs me to cum inside her but when I go to take the condom off she immediately puts it back on
>not memorable

>year or so later
>reno
>visit Bunny Ranch
>all the women line up
>awkward as fuck because only one girl is attractive, the rest look like they eat their drug scabs all day
>don't even remember the sex
>friends waited awkwardly in the lounge until I was done
>regret and cringe forever

>>37954809
Whenever we hit port NCIS was always watching us to make sure we couldn't get a prostitute.

One of the reasons I got out, seemed like all the higher ups were always out to get us. Fusn

>>37954809
How long did it take you to reach HK from SD?

Prices for sloots?

I see one every few months. She's a single mom putting her kid through private school. Lovely ass, great BJ skills. 300$/hr but she charges me 250 because I'm a regular. I met her while volunteering, we went for drinks, she told me about it and I asked if I could try, because I'd never been with a prostitute before.

10/10, will fuck again.

>>37954882
two or three months I believe. there was some rule where the carrier couldn't go in a straight line or something dumb. I can't remember the price but it was probably expensive considering we had to buy them absurdly priced drinks first.

>>37955004
>threw months a boat
That is shit my friend. Pure shit

>>37954945
>250/hour
wtf
>for a single mom
wtf x2
You're retarded.

>>37955035

They probably stopped in Guam, Phillippines and Hawaii on the way

>>37955035
Yeah dude don't join the navy. Lol

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I went to an Asian Spa here in town.
You know the kind. The sketchy looking kind with curtains on all the windows and the front windows are all blocked off.
>go in
>pay $50
>hour and a half
>first 30 minutes
>strip down and cover with towel
>cheap small sauna and okay massage
>woman looks to be in late 20's, possibly Japanese, 6.5/10
>get erection during massage
>don't say anything or do anything
>woman leaves room and comes back
>she has a condom
>she took off her clothes
>asks if "it" is okay
>I think I just nervously nodded
>just flips me over, puts on condom, and slowly rides me until I cum
>asks if I want to continue the rest of the massage session
>sure
>ended massage early and just hung out in the room naked with her talking for next 30-40 minutes
>she asked if I wanted to go again but I politely refused
Literally how I lost my virginity

>>37952819
Mexibros are the actually the best

>>37954637
Higher risk of stds