Apparently this 100% not a troll on cosmos part

>>37949931
it's certainly beautiful as an artform, if not sexually appealing at all.

Thought that was a potato from the thumb

Every body us beautiful but not beautiful enough to treat like a human being unless they've got six pack and 10 inch cock.

>>37949931
Looks like a fucking tumor with limbs

>>37949931
looks like a dark souls boss. would definitely have a poison cloud attack

>>37949931
fucking disgusting. remove the ass crack and this could be a monster in silent hill.

>>37949931
This looks like the ending of Inside

Cosmopolitan is a dead fucking rag, only read by dried up roasties in their 40s and 50s, the same type who had Sex and the City parties. The younger generations grew up with livejournal and tumblr (which are arguably even worse)

I honestly thought this was some SCP monster or some shit

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Looks like something out of Silent Hill.

Filename relevant I suppose

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or a Warcraft abomination

>>37949931
How come some people get fat? I can't get fat. I eat shit food but still skelly

>>37950426
>tfw gained 7kg over the last year by just eating the same amount i always ate
;_;

>>37950200
>the same type who had Sex and the City parties
I didn't know this was a thing.

>>37949931
I want to beat it with a long metal object

>>37950426
I enjoy eating, So I eat a lot.


I assume that's how other people get fat aswell

>>37950426
Seriously it is not a joke that genetics plays a role. And so does your gut flora (the microbes in your gut).
But I disapprove of people's feeding habits whatever they are fat or not, used to have horrible feeding habits myself as well and changed.

I actually get repulsed by junk food nowadays.

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>>37950749
>genetics
yes it's amazing how everyones genetics changed in the 70s-90s.

>>37949931
This is an actual woman and not some sort of grotesque joke someone threw together in Photoshop?

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That is fucking disgusting.

>>37950826
>7/10 face with beautiful hair
>Decides to become impossibly obese
This pic always saddens me.

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>>37950919
>This pic always saddens me.
it's genetics

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>>37950937
I'm actually tearing up a little.

Why, /r9k/?

>picture of sentient chicken drumsticks
They're right, this is top tier art.

>>37950826
You fucking idiot that is not what I am saying. Most people have horrible food habits but not all get fat. That has to do with genetics and your gut flora.

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This is a serious issue and I thank cosmo for bringing attention to it. This photographer's work is absolutely critical

https://www.instagram.com/juliashoots/

It's very important to understand that some people might not realize how beautiful they are.

>>37951065
>>37950826
In fact cancer could in most cases be prevented if the majority didn't eat like pigs

Why is it always pictures of fat women? Why can't fat men be handsome too?

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>>37951031
fuck your beauty standards, shitlord

this is #beautiful

>>37950937
Who you think have best life?
>protip its not who you might think

>>37951157
heh gross

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>>37951157
they literally rolled a hamplanet in flour and put it up on a pedestal

Sam Hyde was fucking prescient with this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltF-6ldrqJs

>>37951179
I can tell you right now that obese women are miserable cunts. They can pretend that shit like body positivity helps them but no, they're just awful people with no self-control that hate themselves

>>37951031
>sentient
are you sure?

>>37950937
lol that's not even the same fucking girl

>>37950426
Some people have different metabolisms. And trust me, you have to eat A LOT to get to the level those women were at. Genetics play a big role, too.

>>37950426
Eating shit
Sitting around
Being emotionally upset (sadness, anger and stress raise cortisol which can control your metabolism)
Genetics

>>37950937
When she got fat her eye and hair color changed.

>>37949931
That looks like a Dead Space enemy.

Fat people should try to change or die.

>>37951104
>how beautiful they are
Maybe that's the actual point and she's taking the piss.
She's saying that they look like monsters or giant misshapen loaves of bread- that's how beautiful they are- not at all.

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>>37950237
Holy shit this thread is killing my sides

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>>37951152
ew fat guys are ugly and creepy and gross!

fat chicks only want Chad (or Tyrone, in this case). Listen to this aspiring model:

>An aspiring plus-size model slammed body shamers who posted negative comments after she shared a photo of herself and her fit husband on Instagram.

>"I don't have a flat stomach, I jiggle when I walk. Hell, if I run up the stairs too fast my body claps (lmao)! But now I see I do have the 'perfect' body," she said. "Every roll, every curve, and every stretch mark is put on me just perfect to make both of us happy! I love my body, and I finally see why he does too."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/07/woman-slams-body-shamers-after-sharing-beach-photo-fit-husband/376658001/

it's not a double standard when it benefits females

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>>37951570
yes it is.
>>37951712
yes it's impossible to change those.

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>>37951822
>fat chicks only want Chad

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>>37949931
Totally original comment desu

>>37950426
eating a lot + not moving

>>37950426
You eat well beyond hunger or enjoyment, beyond anger or frustation, you put your own self in eating, like if you are scaping from an existencial void by taking carbs and fats

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>>37949931
>go to Cosmopolitan's facebook page
>check their posts on June 21st
>there's one The Weeknd and Selena Gomez at 3:19 and one about Paris Hilton and some other dumb celebrity at 3:00
desu it's crazy how you can post any ridiculous shit on the internet people will just believe it without even double-checking.

>>37951104
FUCKING BREAD SLICES

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>>37952085
this is real you derp. But it's from a year ago. Could have just entered the headline into google.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a53148/beautiful-raw-nude-photos-beautiful/

>>37951754
that would be fucking hilarious but i doubt she has the critical thought to make such a joke jej.

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>>37949986
Except women are special snowflakes, so it only applies to women.

>>37952154
>sweden
>effyourbeautystandards
>respect

I am not even surprised anymore.

/pol/ is always right

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>>37949931
>>37951104
>>37951157
>>37951268
>>37952154
>>37951996
They're HUUUUUUUGE. That means they have HUUUUUUUUUGE GUTS!
Rip and tear! their guts out

>>37952199
these filthy dish washers

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>>37951104
This picture is so fucking hot

Mommy issues and thicc memes, what have you done to me?

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>>37952759
Anon, you need help

I'm not joke. Please check in to psychiatrist

>>37952786
Its worse than just this anon, I'm a lost cause desu

>>37949931
What the fuck is this

My mind cannot comprehend its true form. Am I looking at the front or the back? Is it twisted around on itself? Where is the rest of the body? Why is there no torso? Is this an actual person and they photoshopped bits of them out or is this some weirdo 3D modelling?

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Beauty truly comes in all sizes!

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Weight does not determine your beauty, or your worth as a person. Remember this always - you are beautiful, radiant, a goddess, at any size or shape

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>>37952897
ah yes, nice to see game representation

>>37952154
These are seriously some of the most disgusting photos I've ever seen. In no way can they be considered "stunning", to the point where I am pretty sure Lane Moore is trolling us all.

It's like that "Amy Schumer stuns in a bikini" article. Nobody thinks that.

>>37952897

poor yagrum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxmbfvycbv0

>>37951972
lol, thinks "spandex" = "fit"

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courtesy of /v/fatpeoplehate

>>37953055
Add Sotha Sil and it'll be a 4000 year old friendless wizard men orgy

>>37953137
pour some out for the clockwork man. RIP MAN.

>>37949931
This is some Silent Hill shit.

>>37952199
look up "male body positivity" on tumblr and tell me there's not more of that than there are males on the site.

>>37949967
It's beautiful I would stick my weenis in its hole

>>37950290
THIS IS UNDERAPPRECIATED

>>37952943
No, it is stunning, stunning that someone would abuse themselves like this.

>>37953078
niceIy done

>>37949977
Made me laugh out loud. It does look like a potato.

>>37952681
Under appreciated. Kek'd at your post.

Cosmo is funded by globalists.

>>37949931
the kids have really gone too far with this "thicc" meme, or whatever

>>37950426
I eat huge, delicious meals that are awful for your health while not exercising because the only outdoor activity I enjoy is fishing, which is also sedentary.

>>37953078
Where's that setting from? I don't remember that from Silent Hill 2.

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oreagono THICC

>>37950919
I used to go to class with a girl who weirdly had a face that was legit beautiful, but she was like 200 pounds. made me sad

>>37949931
It took me a while to realize this was a person and not some enemy from a video game.

That said, beautiful is losing its meaning. This woman's body is a cautionary tale.

>>37950749
>Seriously it is not a joke that genetics plays a role.
Something like 4 percent of morbidly obese people have the genes for being fat fucks. 96% are that way because they eat like shit.

>>37951972
I'm not even mad at this one, just sad that she has a view of herself so incompatible with reality. It's so delusional it genuinely makes me feel bad.

>>37949931
I want somebody in western society to all see how much of a joke they are at the same time.

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>>37951972
>fit thick

Doesn't she mean obese?

>>37951822
Surplus of food was a mistake

>>37950237
reminded me of the lardass boomer from l4d

You could put this shit in silent hill and no one would notice.

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>>37958446
>>37958471


so far in just this thread we got:

- flesh thing from Silent Hill
- abomination from warcraft 3/world of warcraft
- fat demon boss from a Souls game
- yagrum from morrowind
- blob thing from turok
- boomer zombie from left 4 dead

so I think it's safe to say that there is unanimous consensus that these things are not beautiful in any way and are actually fucking monsters

Rubber Johnny gained a few pounds, eh

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>>37958325
these dumb fucking roasties piss me off when they delude themselves into thinking they are "thicc" or "curvy"

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>>37958655
real life example. Unless you look like Mei from overwatch, stfu you are FAT not thicc (and that's bad and you should feel bad)

>>37952154
>#plussizemodel

more like fucking bus sized model

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>>37958753
>stfu

what are you, 12?

>>37951121
Why aren't more people doing no carb diets?

>Carbs aren't necessary to eat
>They make you feel like shit
>They make you fat
>They prevent you from not being fat if they're most of what you eat
>They increase the risk of cancer
>They increase hunger
Literally no reason not to go keto/paleo

>>37951884
No they aren't, the image is to show how different two 23 year olds look.

>>37959108
He might be 12 but that's fat not thick.

>>37949931
I swear my party wiped to one of these in the Darkest Dungeon.

>>37951268
>Eating a huge bowl of ice cream while roasting fatties
How many layers of irony?

>>37951972
>Thick
I regret this meme.

LADY YOU ARE A SEA COW, YOU ARE SHAMU'S LUNCH YOU ARE NOT THICK, YOU ARE NOT PRETTY

>>37950426
I literally just eat too much too often. Not like the giant meals you see some people eating, just constant shit throughout the day along with no physical activity.

>>37959984
>missed the fit prefix
This shit is absurd.

>>37952154
I actually vomited in my mouth.

>>37953078
Fucking excellent

hahahahaha

>>37951972
>thick (big boobs and ass)
As one roastie's mother put it:
"bragging about having big boobs while fat, is like bragging about having a fast car while falling off a cliff"

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>>37949931
Here is that things parents.

>>37951104
they look like rotten apples for fucks sake!
>>37951157
is that a piece of dough with a cherry on the top?
THIS IS NOT OKAY, THIS IS NOT ART, THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

>>37951972
So? Fat betas only want hot chicks.

>>37949986
Thats not even enough dude. Thats abrely enough when you're 21.
After that you have to also have countless talents and a steady income and most improtantly good communication skills and friends everywhere.

Reject society its all fucking bogus honestly. If you stay in society you are never EVER going to be good enough. leave while you can.

>>37950088
That's a heavy one to defeat

Beauty is separate from sexual attractiveness. I genuinely find appeal in this form.

>>37951157

are you parodying tumblr or are parodying our parody of tumblr
tfw too deep
tfw lost in irony

Damn Assy Mcgee let himself go after the show ended

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>>37960462
>THIS IS NOT OKAY, THIS IS NOT ART, THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

More people need to stand up and say this. There is a British philosopher named Roger Scruton who is quite pleasant to listen to, here he explains why real beauty and real art are desperately needed in society and why artificial kitsch should be called out as bullshit immediately whenever encountered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHw4MMEnmpc

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>>37959103
Kek zozzle origami

>>37952154
>Sweden
my sides have gone into orbit

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>>37950142
>remove the ass crack
nigga, I can't even tell it apart from all those other cracks there

>>37958379

Undo agriculture!
Neolithic master race!

>>37951972
But she also wants a fat guy? I don't see the problem.

I think the genetics meme does play a role actually, maybe in how "full" you feel after eating something. You got skellies who will vomit if they eat too much and stop themselves, but fatties seem to have less of a limit.

>>37949931
>>37950826
>>37950937
>>37951104
>>37951157
>>37951268

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPTHUUUUUUURRRRRPPPUPUPUPUPUUUP*

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>>37950220
>I honestly thought this was some SCP monster or some shit

Well, it could be one you know. You good at writing?

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>>37958271

Not happening. The West is lost. It's all over.

There is no recovering from this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg

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>>37961336
>there really was no rock

>>37950426
It's calories.
Your average everyday intake is probably not very high.

>>37961316
and thus endeth the world

>>37949931
>>37950088
>Lost Izalith.jpg

>>37962924
Kek the fat statue monsters.

>>37963539
They are literally dragon asses.

Like they reused the zombie dragon ass as a monster.

>>37963612
If you want an asskicking meet me in the Forest SL125 X360

>>37951268
I truly appreciate you posting this link. I laughed 'til i cried.

>>37951268
>they literally rolled a hamplanet in flour

That's what you need to do before having sex -- roll her in flour, and look for the wet spot.

>>37964202
yeah I still watch that video like 2-3 times per year. Hard to believe it's four years old already. Tumblr must be the biggest goldmine of the most insane shit on the planet by now

>>37950142
You said this same thing on fit last nighjt