Which is worse: >Being bald >Being a dicklet >Being a manlet

>>37948818
Being short, you never see a tall dude without a good looking wife

i think manlet
no one will ever want to see your dick, if they aren't attracted to you

Some women like baldies.
Can't see a dicklett unless you show them your dick.
Manlets have the hardest time.
Good bait overall.

>>37948976
Noone really cares if you are a goodlooking manlet. I thinks thats the least bad.

>>37948818
Manlet easily. You can always get hair implants if you're bald or just shave your head. And dicksize won't matter at all, a female will never turn you down for sex if you've already gotten that far just because your penis. If you're a manlet you can't really do much besides wear taller shoes.

>>37948818
Baldies can wear wigs, manlets can't wear fake legs. Yeah, shoe lifts exist, but you'll get an extra 2 or 3 inches, max.

>>37948818
>tfw you are all three

>>37949002
>a female will never turn you down for sex if you've already gotten that far just because your penis

False.

>>37949003
Balds can just wear hats.
Short men just can't win.

>>37948993
>goodlooking
>manlet

Manlet < Dicklet < Baldies

Easy peasy

>>37948964
I beg to differ about the wife part but manlets have the hardest times

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>>37948818
Fuck FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKK FUCJCKCKCKCKC.
I am all the three and no suprise khhv.

I want off this ride lads. Now !

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>>37949073
>glorious flowing locks
>average sized dick
>FIVE FOOT FUCKING FIVE

>>37949073
rip lad
i feel shit about being bald but i guess i should count my blessings

>>37948818

Probably manlet.

If you're bald or a dicklet I guess you can build up a good enough body to compensate and make yourself look like a Roman statue.

>>37948818
Definitely dicklet

Imagine a 4 ince dick on a 6' guy
Now imagine an 8 inch dick on a 5'6" guy

You'd be too busy appreciating the fact your dick goes down to your knees to give a fuck about your height

>>37949510
That sounds impressive but I still feel like I'd rather be a normal guy than a dick gnome

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>>37948818
Manlet

T. 5'11, 6'' penis and know plenty of bald men who get mad pussy

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>>37948986
All women don't mind bald men*

Trust me, I know bald men that could fuck every woman in your family if they wanted to.

Baldness is the most alpha trait known to man.

>>37949591
yeah im already 5'8 and i cant handle two inches being transferred from my spine to my dick....

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>>37949510
This guy has an original point

>>37948818
In order of most despair causing
Manlet>dicklet>bald

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>>37949723
>Baldness is the most alpha trait known to man.
"lol"

I have seen 5'6 players. Bald is only really bad when it's coupled with a ugly head and bad genes. dicklet is by far the worse. anybody who says otherwise is a shrinky dink in denial.

>>37949926
If the image on the right was completely shaved he'd still look good.

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>>37948818
>literally growing beautiful dreads (black dude)
>22cm bbc
>5"1

JUST

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>>37949926
>being beta and not shaving yourself bald

This isn't bald, this is just sad

>>37950003
Free form or twists? Either way, be sure to wash those fuckers often and dry them out properly. Also, wrap 'em up (at night at least)! Don't want that build-up/mold. What shampoo are you using, by the way? t. fellow black guy who had dreads for about five years

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>>37950003
Nice quads
Sike

>>37949926
Not every man call pull off a shaved head
But the ones who can fuck all the girls

The biggest slayer in my high school was a 5'7 guy with a high hairline. He might as well have been bald. I imagine his penis wasn't large either. Anyway he had sex with all the slutty chicks and had a few girlfriends.

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>>37948818
>tfw 6'4 but 5.5 inch dick and II tier norwood balding

>>37950117
I haven't started dreading it yet, still growing my fro first (been about a year). Any advice for what to do next?

>6'2
>5x4 inch dicklet
>looks even smaller on my frame because i fell for the squat meme so big thighs make it look tinier

i wish i was a big dick manlet instead tbqh

>>37949926
You do realise baldness equals abnormally high testosterone levels, right?
Which means bigger dick, more agressive, easier to get muscular, older looking (woman go for older dudes).

>>37950174
>You do realise baldness equals abnormally high testosterone levels, right?
Nope, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about and you're repeating some pathetic cope invented by some faggot who went bald. Protip: Suspectibility to DHT causes baldness, not testosterone.

dicklet is def easiest, balding destroys you in terms of attractiveness and manlet means 90% of women wont find you attractive or atleast as attractive as you would be if you were taller.

dicklet you could probably hide and atleast be succesful in dating

>>37948818
Bald>Dicklet=Manlet
At least bald you can still have a good skull shape and look ok.
Manlets are fucked. Dicklets either don't care or are so insecure that they never lose v card.

>>37949044
Maybe with a 2 incher I suppose, like if you literally can't put it in. At that point though, unless you do something utterly retarded the girl's already committed

>>37950190
this, baldness = high testoterone is a meme, there have been multiple studies too im pretty sure showing no relation

>>37950166
Well, first off, how long is your afro? Second, what is your planned method? Free forming (just letting it grow and not combing it, washing frequently) or twists?

>>37948818
Manlet is the worst.

Guys who are going bald can just get a very close-cropped haircut, which can produce a clean, masculine look (like Matt Lauer for example).

Dicklet is not a problem, because the issue doesn't even come up until the conquest is complete.

>>37950190
>DHT stands for dihydrotestosterone
>B-But it has nothing to do with testosterone
What a retard, no wonder you robots can't get any.

so lets talk numbers
what is the minimum to classify manlet/dicklet?

>>37950375
>manlet
Noticably below average height
>dicklet
Noticably small penis

>>37950375
manlet I'd say realistically 5"5 and below.

Dicklet I'd say below 15cm

>>37950375
dicklet cut off is 5.5 inches - 5 inches depending on geography but in general that and anything below would be regarded as pretty small for fully erect dick.

manlet cut off, below 5"5 is a true death sentence, anything above that can still get laid, you can see it in public especially if they are rich or have a good face.

>>37950302
>Dicklet is not a problem, because the issue doesn't even come up until the conquest is complete.
Dicklet is a problem. The issue doesn't come up because the conquest doesn't happen.
But you're still right about manlet being the worst.

manlet is under 5"7 / 170cm
dicklet is under 4,5" / 11 cm

>>37950410
6ish is average so 5.5 is more borderline. smaller than average but not full blown dicklet.

>>37950497
>6ish
>average
hah. I am five inches flaccid and my dick isn't all that.

>>37950533
so you would be above average. see how it works dummy.

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>tfw balding manlet with big cock

>>37948818

From worst:

>Being a dicklet

Honestly, is there anything worse for a man than having a small cock? I sincerely doubt it. Feel sorry for cocklet anons.

>Being a manlet

Also terrible, but unless you're a midget-tier manlet, you can get by. There's always moving to Asia, I guess.

>Being bald

Sucks too and not everyone can rock a shaved head, but in my opinion not as bad as being dicklet or bald.

>mfw tall, great hair, big dick (but it fucking curves down :( )

Manlet, you are excluded before you even start

>>37950727
mine curves down. what do women say/think about it?

>am mega manlet
>am mega dicklet
>have good hair tho
End me rightly.

>>37950946

They don't mind or care. At least the women I've slept with. I just wish it was straight.

Then again, at least it's not small and I'm not a balding manlet. Gotta stop being a fucking skelly too.

Google Peyronie's disease anon. Is your dick curved that much?

Dicklet.
I'd rather be short with a huge schlong than tall with a small schlong.

>>37949002
> a female will never turn you down for sex if you've already gotten that far just because your penis

Even if this were true, having a tiny dick would make any sort of long term relationship incredibly difficult. Most people actually want this, instead of a crappy one night stand and the woman leaving in disgust.

>>37950994
Yeh its 7' but curves straight down so I cant even show it to anyone. I think its worse than manlet/dicklet/baldness.

>>37948818
manlet is worse

>>37951097

It used to bother me too sometimes, but women seriously don't give a shit. They care about size, sure, but the curvature no. I mean they don't even mention it at all. It's just a dick. As long as it's not super small you're alright.

The tough part is getting a girl to fuck you kek