YOU GUYS WEREN'T FUCKING MEMEING

>>37946162
What happened anon?

Probably not an original statement

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>>37946162
yes we were

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>>37946162
It's never not time to meme.

>>37946162
Unfortunately, our humor coincides with truths.
Its the way we cope.

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was it the normies?

>>37946170
too scared to talk about it anon

Memeing about what anon?

>>37946363
yes anon when we told you not to mess with little girls we were not memeing.

>>37946363
If it's not illegal, you can tell us.
If it is, you dun fukkkkkked up

>>37946435
even if it is illegal you can still say it you newfuck

>>37946382
u guys can guess. I'm just fucking scared. It's
nothing illegal.

>>37946485
Let me guess. You thought you werea big deal.
Stacy proceeded to reject you because of how ugly you are.

>>37946485
Is it that NEET life isn't what it's cracked up to be?

Or maybe /r9k/ was right in saying all women are whores and you just got played by one?

>>37946485
did you fall for the gay meme and like it?

>>37946162
>>37946363
>>37946485
>what's wrong
>"i dont want to talk about it"
>"but you guys can guess if you want"

fuck off

Tell us faggot, you obviously made this post to get attention.

Don't make us waste our (you)'s.

>>37946485
Oh? We get to guess your life? What inane bullshit could I possibly come up with? Did a girl reject you? Did a normie turn on you? Did mom find the cum rag?

Don't entertain this fuckwit's game.

>>37946509
>>37946512

fuck... you fags are always undefeated. i thought the stacy meme was fabricated and backed up by cherry picked stats

>>37946551
>Did mom find the cum rag?
my fucking sides

>>37946577
>dad found the feces facility

>>37946162


Ok. 40 mins passed.Can you tell us now?

Green text NAO

>the taliban tampered with the toenail tent

>>37946607
no fuck off im scared anon

>>37946639
>I'm scared anon
>literally on an anonymous japanese sumo wrestling fetishist board

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>>37946639
come on mate, just green text it

>>37946658
i thought this was the Cambodian anus milking forum

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>>37946639
>Make a thread about it to 4chinz
>say "hurr im scayred guise
>No i don't want to tell why im scared
>ON A FUCKING ANONYMOUS BOARD
fucking normie

>>37946597
>>37946633
>Father discovered my fur-suit fetish

>sister sat on the semen stump

>>37946562
what did the bitch do anon?

>grandma found the pubic gun

>>37946720
dude you don't fucking get it do you. 99.99999999% of the stories on this board are fake. mine is fucking real, I'm just really scared. I'm scared of being tracked down and noticed because I want to forget this night.

>>37946836
>99.99999999% of the stories on this board are fake.
It doesn't fucking matter, because some of them are actually entertaining. How do we know this is real and not some fucking autistic LARP

>>37946363
>vaguebook on fucking 4chan
literally off yourself

>>37946836
>relatives raided the rectal repository

>>37946899

fuck off fag im shaking right now, this shit is very real. I don't want to get noticed unless some fag gets dubs and guessed it. I'm going to greentext it in its entirety.

>>37946836
>polish paratroopers penetrated the piss pavilion

>>37946954
So greentext you whore
And better make it good or I'm coming over there

>>37946954
>Lover located the limbic liquid lavatory

did ekansovi trace you to posting about jews?

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>>37946984
ALL YOU FAGS GET IS A TIMESTAMP FUCK YALL IF THIS THREAD IS ACTIVE BY 9 YOU'LL GET THE GREENTEXT.

>>37947086
Please insert a rusty railroad spike up your dickslot.

we need to keep shitposting in here

>>37946836
CHANGE SOME OF THE FUCKING DETAILS YOU MORON
dad becomes uncle etc..

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>>37947086
this is a pope thread now

>>37946954
>the pope pried into the poop packets

>Op has changed his status to: sad
>anon: had a bad day?
>Op: Yea. But I don't wanna talk about it.

This story better be worth it.

>>37946836
Nobody really cares. Eventually this shit thread will 404, tomorrow will be another day and we'll all forget about this anticlimactic shitshow. Just post, we could do with a laugh.

>>37947282
>the pope picked up on the protestant profligation

>>37947279
who is your favorite pope?

For me, it's my boy JP Jean Paul II

>>37947312
>This story better be worth it.
it ain't gonna be worth it with that attitude, honey!

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Haha oh my goddddddd you retards!!! I'm high as fuck !!!! Smoke weed every day you assholes!!! This thread is fucking INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! I'm posting in a bait thread wahahahaha!!!!

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OP you are such an attention whore you god damn slut

Holy shit, OP just messaged me on my 4chan gold account... trust me it's worth the wait

>papa found the pube carpet

it's over

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This is a bait thread, but I'll bite anyway.

>>37947548
as a fembot that story had me in tears!

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>>37947640
This is fucking INCREDIBLE BAIT!!! I'm high and jacking off right god damn now!!! Blagagaghagaggagahgagahhaa

>>37947676
thank you for your original response, i appreciate it massively as a fembot with huge titties

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OP here, i will post

>be OP
>develop gf AI
>AI gf limits time on playing vidya and 4chan i can use
>sit in chair helping AI gf buying clohtes for her she never can wear because shes just a code

i am allowed to come on again at 9, thats why i want you to wait, now i wasted some of my vidya time for u

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OP here. My shocking secret is actually PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Op here
I am a proud reddit user

OP here, i will post
>cut dick off
>it hurts
>pass out
>die

Times /r9k/ was right?

>be me
>just turned 18 several months ago
>trying to get into the workforce because I'm not going to fall for the NEET meme
>apply for a job
>Sorry. We aren't looking for someone with your qualifications.
>ok. I didn't expect to land the first one.
>or the second...
>or the fifth..
>finally make progress and get an interview scheduled.
>niccagehallelujah.jpg
>buy a bus pass with student privilages.
>plan route
>everything is set up.
>wake up
>freshen up
>wait!
>how far away is this bus stop??
>miss interview
>text company asking if I should bother showing up while on bus.
>no response.
>screw it.

>>37948055
>>text company
>not calling
baka

>>37947086
Op Is a faggot
Hey robot, right op is a faggot?

>>37948055
>next day
>mobile vibrates
>oh boy! Someone's texting me!
>it's the company
>You missed your interview. Would you like to schedule it today? Or friday?
>i guess I'll try again. Got nothing to lose but time.
>Need to get another pass so I text friday will be fine.
>plan a quicker route.

>last friday.
>repeat same routine as last time
>go out 3 hours earlier just to be safe.
>everything is going fine
>get off the first bus and board the second
>ask the driver if he's going my way
>WHAT?
>a-are you going to river street?
>WHAT?
>RIVER!
>Yeah
>go sit down.
>Check mobile
> 2 hours till the interview.
>Perfect.
>Make several stops
>suddenly the driver pulls over
>and gets off
>unpacks lunch
>wut
>lights a fa g
>WUT
>check mobile
>one and a half hour
>okay. I'll make it.
>surely he won't take an hour lunch.
>a car pulls up.
>it's another bus driver.
>oh even better.
>they exchange a few words and switch vehicles.
>and we're off.

Op here
> be fembot
> fuck chad
> robots call me roastie :(
i made a discussion on facebook and reddit about it and they said its good to be sexual free because i am a independent op

>>37948220
Sorry. This is my first greentext. Also extending it a bit to wait OP out.

>driver turns a corner
>it's a tad suspect but I have faith.
>people board and go
>and I'm still on
>it's fine. I have-
>FORTY MINUTES?
>Hol up
>check google map
>for the last 2 hours
>I was going
>in the opposite direction
>I kid not
>Bus driver pulls over
>looks at me
>last stop.
>K
>I get off and look around
>it's a whole lotta nothing.
>to put things in perspective I live near the middle of Arizona
>according to google I was five or six miles from the border... of Mexico
>it's fine.
>boy scouts taught me that I should stay in place after calling for help.
>then again, I got kicked out of scouts.
>walk into an unknown suberb
>everyone must be at work
>find a bus stop on the opposite side
>looks like I made it just in time
>it's the same driver.
>don't look him in the eye as I sit down in the same spit I had been for the last 2 hours.
>dejected, I began to text the company again.
>thought better of it.

>>37948377
Keep going

OreganoX

>>37946485
>mom found it
OH MY GOOOOD

>>37946485
Mum found the cum dimension?

OP post the story you shit licking baiter

>>37948377
>>37948220
>>37948055
How do you expect to land a job when you're too fucking retarded to even ride a bus?

>>37948377
Here is where things got (even more) retarded.

>looking at google maps again to see how I made such a mistake
>turns out there where two companies.
>16 miles apart
>driver pipes up
>this your stop?
>keep in mind this was my first trip this deep inti Arizona
>it looked familiar enough so I got off.
>there's a familiar gas station
>but not the original bus stop.
>srsly.gif
>phones on 20% and overheating by the minute.
>got a half jug of water
>start hoofing it
>figure out I'm actually a couple miles from the original stop I got off at.
>the last bus should turn around in the next half hour.
>make it to a stop just in time.
>it's a different driver; thank goodness.
>this means I have to use the bus pass again
>check pockets
>you'll never guess what I don't have.
>driver says "just sit down" while starting to drive
>trip into an empty seat as the bus lurches forward.
>wonder how I'll board the last bus.
>mobile is on 9%.
>something feels wet on my feet
>my water jug is leaking through my bag and onto the floor.
>I know my papers including my original resume are fuclked
>no one but a girl around my age seems to notice
>i-it's my water jug
>she gives a smile like she knew all I had been through
>finally get to my first stop
>lament that I'd have to call my da for help since he lived a couple miles away
>Anonymous. I'm at work. That's the most important thing right now. I'll get off in two hours
>sit in front of a mexican restauran>can't loiter without ordering food
>walk around the plaza asking for water
>subway doesn't have water
>get a small cup off sprite and sit
>manager is trying to wake some snoozing black guy.
>do-do you need help ma'am?
>she says no and a minute later two policemen come in
>a mother takes her kids out before ordering
>apparently the man was really intoxicated
>got detained
>an hour later dad arrives
>has some woman from work I don't know
>Anonymous you smell like crap. What happened to you?
>Nothing.

The universe won't let me work.

>>37948653
Some places have buses as an after thought and make them ass backwards retarded.

First few times in Ottawa Canada were a fucking nightmare on public.
Whats Even worse is being stranded when it's below 35 and it's close to the time buses stop going. Only to find that Google maps was telling you to go on the bus that goes exactly the opposite direction because you were under a bridge or something.

>>37948695
Pretty much all your fault for trying to get a job that is so far out of reach.

I work at a hardware store that is 2 minutes from my house, across the street. Leaving 10 minutes to punch in the clock is considered leaving early to me.

I needed to edit my resume 50 times. I would always see something stupid, or something that made it feel wrong. Just keep editing your shit over and over and keep handing it out. Put skills that you have even unofficially, like lifting objects cleaning and using a cash register.

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>>37946658
>>37946707
My fucking face hurts

>>37948813
>Just get a job that's closer
Not the guy you're responding to but you realize sometimes you have settle for whatever you can get
That or OP could not be a fuckin loser and get his licence

>keeping the bait thread alive so that the faggot OP returns

Okay, where is the faggot OP?

>>37948220
You are using a bus for the first time at age 18? What exactly is wrong with your upbringing?

Fuck it, this is b8.

>>37949022
>le you need to own a car and have a driver's licence even if you necessarily might not need one meme

>>37948695
>i-it's my water jug
My sides.

>>37948695
thank you for your time and your story

>>37946162

What did you do, you dumb cunt? Post the story or get the fuck out m8, what the fuck.

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favourite sandwiches?

It's past nine you underage baiter

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>>37946162
Get cancer, you attention seeking queer.