A-a-anons... Is this picture accurate?

>>37945933
I just kinda space out in the shower and try not to fall asleep or think about what I'm going to do/did that day.

Yes, all men fantasize about naked little girls in the shower.

>>37945955
That's the horrors of war pictured numbskull

I like more the one where the male is imagining a BBC and stuff like that.

>>37945961
Pretty sure he was joking that the left one's thought bubble looks like he's thinking about the person on the right showering.

I am a girl and I can confirm that it is accurate to at least 50%.

>>37945978
No and to be more accurate: naked little girls running toward them.

I'm female and I don't really think about much at all in the shower, except showering.

>>37945933
>Is this picture accurate?
Yes, all white people just selfishly stand idle in the shower daydreaming while millions of Africans literally die of thirst.

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>>37946084
>millions of Africans literally die of thirst
Good

I used to think in the shower but now I just focus on showering and getting out.

I want to date that female wojak and pinch her little pink nipples

>>37946065
>I'm female
be my e-friend

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>>37945933
here is an illustration detailing what I, personally, think about in the shower. You'll find most people come up with different answers.

>>37946084
>implying I don't take baths for maximum water waste/negro thirst
I am become Death

>>37946169
But there's nothing interesting about me

>It's a "I'm gonna turn my life around after I finish this shower" shower

>>37946196
I don't mind that. be my e-friend

>>37946196
Not the anon
>But there's nothing interesting about me
Here we fucking go again

>>37946207
I guess. Post discord or email or whatever, if you like.

>>37946209
What do you mean, anon?

>>37946196
>femanon actually posts something someone amusing
huh...

>>37946227
>What do you mean, anon?
You guys keep saying that there's nothing interesting about you but everytime I talk to anons on here they're fun to talk to. The only thing you guys need to stop doing is ghosting after the first day and people would be much happier

>>37945933
I usually think about politics in the shower, and sometimes I think about my most recent exams in college and I realize I had an answer wrong, or I could have answered it better

>>37946227
[email protected]
temp email

>>37946256
Well, "nothing" is probably an overstatement yeah, but I mean I'm a NEET and don't have much going on in my life.

>>37946272
As long as you don't give short responses I'm sure the conversations can go somewhere.
Especially if you're interested in vidyas/movies/Tv shows/Philosophy

>>37946272
lmao what a worthless nobody
the Anon that wants to be your e-friend just wants you for being a female

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I think this is more accurate

>>37946205
I didn't want to cry tonight anon

T-t-too late..

>>37946365
Exactly my point anon.
Originalo

>>37946367
I don't think women think about GQ and Cosmo in the shower.
I think about more effective and fast ways to get clean and also the order in which I am washing. Today I washed my ass before I washed my hair which was unusual, but I was eager to stop having water poured on my head.

>>37946190
Are you a pear shaped female or is that just a convenient pic

>>37946393
I am intersex (pls no bullie)
also it's probably an INconvenient picture because I made it just for this thread.

>>37946409
be my intersex xir-f

>>37945933

Somewhat accurate, men also think about women constantly. Although dumb men and smart hard working women do exist, women tend to stop developing mentally at around 22. Men usually finish at around 30. In nature, women's only roll was to have children, it was a mans job to outsmart the elements and that requires a creative mind which women simply do not have. It would be cruel to hold it against them

>>37946272
I'm horrible at explaining things. >>37946290
Meant to say As long as you don't give short responses and have those interests I'm sure you aren't a boring person to talk to.

it really is, I have a female online friend who claims to be severely depressed and just complains to me about her friends, her online bf and that shes "not hot enough".
in fact just today the conversation was her just saying "I want to die, my friend is meeting her online bf today and doesnt deserve it because shes always ignores me".

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>>37945933
No, but this picture is.

>>37946414
xie-mail me [email protected]

>>37946419
For some reason I thought men had only been invented recently and I was going to point this out. "Then how did women survive before men?"
S - stop
T - take a step back
O - observe your surroundings
P - proceed mindfully

>>37946065
See this why holes shouldn't be able to vote the bitch literally said she doesn't think.
Go and fuck a Chad you hedonistic bitch

>>37946442
What's the first letter in the girl's username?

>>37945933
Me in the shower:
>oh fuck i am getting late form work, my master will cut my pay fuck why is the water so cold

My gf in the shower:
>i am already clean, but best hog the shower for a bit longer, else anon might have enough hot water or even make it in time for work

>>37946236
That bitch probably asked a Chad to think of something funny to say

>>37946466
username on what exactly?

>>37946492
>I have a female online friend
>asks username on what exactly
Anon...

>>37946367
How fucking dare you.
Men are superior and have much better thoughts to think about then purely anime and 4chan we think about creating, building the great writers Shakespeare, the greatest maths problems and solutions I do think about a good anime quite often though

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I often just day-dream about myself being in fantastic adventures or being in a position of power like a politician or celebrity while I'm in the shower.

>>37946501
You are just pretending to be retarded, right?

>>37946492
I'll narrow it down for you I guess
Discord

>>37946442
Women can't be depressed anon. A females version of depression is when Chad doesn't respond to their text after 20 minutes

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>>37946528
Badly disguised bait

>>37946513
I'm not retarded why would someone pretend to be a retard

>>37946543
Anon if you've ever seen the MGTOW community, or been on any incel forum you would know he is not baiting just very delusional

>>37946545
Well you're a tripfag posting retarded shit

>>37946409
You can't make up your own gender fuck off back to Tumblr

>>37946442
I have a female friend (lesbian) who's depressed, genuinely. Very much paralysed by existential angst and anxiety, has no one in her life (except for me, we're kind of each other's only friends), is lonely and miserable and in stasis, and is also extremely clever and interesting.
It's not always just shoes and bad body image.

>>37945933
nah not really, i think completely jumbled thoughts

>i missed a hair on my leg wtf
>philly sounds like an ok place to live
>i should download better music
>who the hell buys and eats licorice
>if i were god express, i'd put mumble something something in the water supply
>would robots ever become so advanced, they think they are humans? But what would even be the point of that?
>I should go for a swim

>>37946585
...google intersex
I'll give you a sec before I start to laugh.

>>37946586
>Depressed lesbian
Boohoo Stacey won't give me a chance and didn't text me because I'm a girl, it's not like I can just steal gfs from good men anyways.

Also chances are she is not funny or smart you my friend are thinking with your dick.

>>37946498
what? I do not understand your post.
>>37946523
she doesn't have discord as far as I know. shes not from r9k

>>37946464
>>37946483
>>37946501
>>37946528
>>37946545
>>37946585
Are you actually like this, or is it bait.
I don't know which is sadder tbqh

>>37946611
I'm gay. I'm not attracted to her. Also, did you miss the part where I said she's paralysed by existential dread?

>>37946586
post her discord, I wanna talk about lesbian things

>>37946634
Get out of here austria dyke anon

>>37946610
Well maybe I was wrong but I think that the person has mutilated themselves to get that way so neither of us know who was right.

I can't tell if this is one desperate anon wanting discords or many anons

>>37946632
>Existatinal dread
Yeah we exist boohoo
And homo don't think you have the right p talk down to me like that

>>37946642
Pls. I'm bored and don't want to leave bed yet so shitposting is my only choice

>>37946611
>it's not like i can steal gfs from good men anyways

Dykes can do that? I'm mean sure, if gal gadot were gay, im sure she can steal anyone's girl and turn anyone gay. But if you think the standard dyke is so attractive, all perfectly straight women (single or taken) will turn gay for them, you must be watching too much porn. Imagine still being attracted to women, but only 5-10% of them have even the remotest chance of liking you.

>>37946650
It's one horribly depressed and lonely tripfag who desperately wants (You)s. AKA business as usual on /r9k/

>>37946696
I wasnt talking about him, but true still

>>37946671
Hold up, are you also the one talking about coffee puss in another thread?

>>37946676
Try having 80 Percent of men fighting for the lowest 20 percent of women.

>>37946676
Pretty sure dykes can't magic girls gay, as fun as that would be.

>>37946705
Nope. I'm in that thread but not the coffee anon

>>37946696
Don't call me a fag you damn homo

>MGTOW Bullet !!wyTBqbzvUgC
Do you really have nothing better to do?

>>37946712
Well coffee puss anon is also a lesbot so maybe you can get into her dms

>>37946643
No, to be intersex your body has to have been born that way.

>>37946752
Or they could've mutilated it, we don't know who is right so we'll leave it at that

>>37946065
Because your brain is empty

>>37946803
No they couldnt have retard, intersex means that they were born with it, we do know who is right.

>>37946803
I didn't mutilate it.

>>37946830
this person is 100% right

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>>37946712
>>37946737
>am coffee dyke
>was reading through these replies
>sudden mention
I'm not entirely sure what to think

i'm shipping coffee dyke and Austria dyke
get married

>>37946927
Match made in heaven, You guys might as well munch each other's carpets.