embarrassing high school stories

>>37944143
Were you put in the special ed division?

The closest thing we got to do was just cringe presentations about ourselves.

Man, that is pretty rough. I remember in my HS Health/Sex Education class we had to make a presentation with two other students on how sex works and how each contraceptive stops pregnancy

>Not just skipping

first couple years i had no friends and was a complete beta autist.

junior year i asked a girl out and she felt so bad for me she let me take her to junior prom.

started lifting before senior year, got surprisingly good at running track, and she actually dated me. it made high school almost worth the pain

I climbed the rope all the way to the top and had an orgasm and accidentally said "mmmmm i'm gon cum(my)"elipses and all, and when I slid down the rope I realized it was saturday

High school stories? High school stories.
>Be me, Freshman year. Track practice is just closing up for the day.
>I'm the worst person on the team, but I'm a tryhard so the Track chads accept me.
>I lightly twisted my ankle in a race a few days before, so it's been bugging me a lot at practice
>I've seen people occasionally take ice baths, so I decide y not
>whatcouldgowrong.everything
>I take one of the gatoraid tanks that you see sports teams dump on their coaches if they win, fill it with ice and water, and put my foot in.
>the coach immediately gets pissed because that is used for drinking
>I correct my mistake, and am in a shameful fluster hoping to quickly do good to right my wrongs
>someone comments that their ice bath (which is suppose to be in a trash can) doesn't have enough water.
>I put the hose in the can and turn the hose's water valve about two times around
>immediately realizing my autismo, I try correctly my mistake- but it is futile.
> the immense water pressure causes the hose to writhe like a dying snake, pouring water into a nearby hallway, drenching the girls' lacrosse team's bags.
>I tried to soak up the hallway which was half flooded as much as a could and left practice early
Gladly never heard about it since

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Fembot here, reposting. Also, this isn't quite high school, but it followed me to high school.

>8th grade
>stomach didn't feel right at the start of the day, continuing through a couple classes
>P.E. class comes around
>while doing those calisthenic exercises that you do before the half-mile run, suddenly feel a horrible urge that I need to shit, bad
>terrified of interrupting the whole 50something student class in the middle of calisthenics to say I need to use the restroom
>terrified of the PE teachers bantzing me in front of the whole class for having to go (they did this to students who used the restroom as an excuse to weasel out of the half-mile)
>quietly try to hold it
>mfw
>though eventually, I can't hold back anymore
>start to slowly shit my panties
>stop doing calisthenics, lump in throat, trying not to cry
>people start noticing I'm not moving
>then they notice the smell
>"Ewww! She crapped her pants!"
>"Gross!"
>PE teachers start to approach me to see what's wrong as I'm still shitting myself and trying to stop
>let out this hiccupy sob that I can't suppress
>the force of which turns the slow-pants-shitting into a quit, violent volcanic eruption
>horrendous bubbling fart
>panties immediately overflow, shit-chunks and diarrhea spill past leg holes of my panties, down gym shorts, and down legs
>immediate grossed out retching and laughter from my peers
>forever known as "the girl who shit all over herself" throughout 8th grade, following me all the way through high school by classmates who went to to the same one as me

I still have moments where I clearly remember day, and have to stop and shudder/cringe while the memory passes.

>be me
>8th grade
>third period, jerking off in bathroom at school
>legs up, spread eagle, feet on the cubicle's walls
>door unlocked
>couldn't be bothered to lock it
>see a pair of feet approach the door
>can't stop now, so close
>fifth grader swings door open
>bust a fat nut after he opens the door
>jizz flies through the air and lands on the kid's shoe
>boy is visibly shook, but not screaming
>probably still in shock
>he closes the door and walks out
>head back to class as if nothing happened
>fifteen minutes later i'm called into the headmaster's office
>get suspended for two weeks
>dad beats the shit out of me when i get home

>>37944808
I shit on the floor at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo when I was 22!

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>>37944143
>had no one to hang out with at lunch
>spent all lunch time walking around campus
>tried not to pass the same place twice so everyone i passed would just think i'm on my way somewhere else
>thought i would look less lonely if i made motions with my hands as if i was solving a math equation while i walked
>spent all lunch time every day in highschool walking around by myself trying to look like i was solving invisible algebra problems so people wouldn't think it was weird that i was alone

How the fuck did I ever think this was okay?

>>37944858
It's not your fault. what did you learn of use in highschool anyways?

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This is middle school, seventh grade.

>notoriously bitchy girl gets behind me in line because ABC order
>her cunt friends decide to fuck with me
>she takes a GIANT wiff of my hair that hadn't been washed in two weeks because i was the smelly weird kid in my school
>she yell-talks like seth rogen
>"DOOOOOD, YOUR HAIR STINKS"
>i look back at her
>her friends snickering
>she gets the most exaggerated disgusted expression on her face
>i say "a-are you talking to me??"
>"who else, dumbass?" she says
>teacher tries her best not to laugh
>look down at the floor all the way to the cafeteria
>girl keeps stepping on the back of my shoes
>mfw

In highschool, but summer at orientation for lifeguarding
we have lunch break
i'm antisocial
so I go to my trunk and make it look like i'm doing something
somebody, a friend heard about this, and accused me of doing exactly what I was doing

>>37944143
Lol no, sounds fucking gay though. Idk why you didn't just bail as well.

It was just p.e.

>>37944808
That's hot stuff

>>37944808
Why are stories about people shitting their pants that common?
That has never happened to me or anybody i know

>>37944849
How can you be that stupid seriously lock the fucking door next time lazy degenerate

>be me
>14m in 8th grade
>know some kid who i'll just call eric
>every day i have to wait at the nearby playground because my mom always picks my brother up first even though he gets dismissed after i do
>eric and some other girl (i'll call her nevaeh) hang out at said playground sometimes
>not sure if friends or relationship
>last day of 8th grade, ask nevaeh if she is eric's bf
>be autistic so ask in a weird tone
>she says yeah really hesitantly
>literally less than 10min later at lunch, someone from her "squad" comes up to me before i can get my lunch
>she says something like this:
>"You betta 'pologize for tryna ask my friend out, BITCH"
>barely understand but get the idea
>i'm trying really hard not to yell
>"i-i wasn't asking her out"
>"Yeah fuckin' right bitch, you were gonna ask her out! She got a BOYFRIEND, BITCH!"
>very fucking annoyed at her
>"take one look at me and tell me if you think i could ever work up the courage to ask someone out. I'm literally the only boy here who has never had a girlfriend."
>looks back to her clique or whatever
>"Oh shit, I think he ain't lyin'"
>walk away
>literally the funniest thing that happened to me now that i think about it

>browsing fb like normal scum
>see fight video
>audio is that obnoxious moaning
>too slow to mute or close
>class hears
>everyone thinks its porn
>parents emailed
>grilled about masturbation all evening that day

>kid bragged about $100 dollar whataburger gift card
>has a fucking seizure during business class
>random nigger decides to start beating him up
>getting beaten with a seizure
>wallet falls out
>was sitting behind them so grabbed it
>took card
>kid taken away by berlamps
>nig taken to principal
>teacher keeps me after class
>says she saw what I did
>ready to pull every excuse in the book
>says shell let it slide for me bringing her lunch everyday for next week
>go down $50 but use the rest on degenerate late night meals
>kid whined and bitched until he got a new car
>never felt bad about it

>>37944143
I had a similar assignment in middle school. Me and my friend knew it would be humiliating so we just did an over the top dance to 'barbie girl'. It was pretty funny I guess.

Not sure who came up with that fucking assignment but it's like it was intentionally designed to traumatize robots.

>>37944808
Theres no way this happened

>>37945272
tap dancing to Barbie girl "I'M THE GODDAMN GOVERNOR'S SON!"

I praise god every day that this was not me. It totally could have been though.
>Edgy kid in my classes who acted like a little fag and everyone came to hate
>Used to have friends (I was one of them) but pushed them all away by being an annoying and edgy high school autist
>Acted like a distrustful autistic bitch to everyone who tried to reach out him afterwards, including teachers
>Did stupid shit cringey all the fucking time, like claiming stupid shit about himself that couldn't possibly true, like fucking "my uncle works at Nintendo" tier shit well into high school
>One time a teacher quoted Family Guy, and he blurted out: "You stole that from me!" and sounded genuinely angry.
>The teacher just gave him this puzzled stare, like "wtf r u even doing"
>He kept doing it more jokeishly
>No one ever laughed

>Gym class, at break
>Friend takes a dodge ball, throws it blindly over his shoulder and yells "three points!" trying to hit the basketball hoop
>Hits autist who was standing alone in the corner instead, right in the forehead
>He screams "thats it!" and charges friend, and tried to tackle him
>It fails and friend doesn't fight back while everyone just stares at him as he slowly stops and slinks away back to his corner
>Later that break some kids are tossing a baseball around, it misses and comes close to hitting the autist
>Autist turns bright red, picks up the ball and throws it back, but the ball only makes it like 3 feet and goes straight to the ground and rolls towards them, doesn't even make it all the way

>9th grade trip, we go to Seattle, and on the last night we have dinner at some cheap Italian chain restaurant
>No one wants to share a table with him, and he ends up eating alone
>Bread comes, and he starts stabbing it with his knife repeatedly
>A teachers takes his knife away
>He acts like a little bitch about it

>Dropped out halfway through highschool

>>37945177
>Inner city school?

>>37945802
Nah, actually a middle school in suburban colorado.

>>37945177
Why don't you just call them by their real names. Gay story

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>>37944143
>be me, sophomore year
>100% lesbian
>suddenly this guy, kinda nerdy, kinda cute
>"Why do I like him? Because he likes me? Because he's kinda feminine looking? I guess I just found an exception, huh."
>he's really fun to hang out with
>totally attracted to him somehow
>he confesses to me
>I accept
>however, it's well-known that I'm lesbian. I was terrified of what people would think. Especially since I had two good friends I had turned down before
>a little time passes
>he sends texts all the time, in the morning, complimenting me, at night, etc.
>happy and scared for a while
>walking down the street one day
>he asks to hold hands
>dokidoki.exe
>we hold hands since it's way after school and no one's probably around
>of course, someone is around and notices, whistles and shouts
>immediately let go of hand
>next day, the person confronts me. She just teases me, I ask her not to tell, but I know it can't be hidden forever
>realize I have to break it up. Also realize I don't think I could ever have sex with him, anyway. I couldn't do that to him
>break it off, he's disappointed in me, I hate myself for getting into this relationship without thinking
>our friend group overlaps, many of them probably had a faint idea of what went on, we all get slightly farther apart
>already horribly shy and introverted, can't handle this stress of dealing with people
>start skipping school to avoid people
>skip the rest of the year
>switch schools because of my shame, but I was still afraid of the possibility someone there could find out what went on
>honestly I overreacted and could've played it off while keeping friendships intact but I just ran from the problem like I do with everything
>even though this was so long ago I haven't had any friends since
pretty embarrassing...
I think he hangs out here, though maybe not this board.
If you're there, I'm so, so, so, so, so fucking sorry.

>>37946373
Your story sounds all backwards, like an inversion of some LGBT tear-jerker. I thought it was supposed be a "100% straight" person developing feelings for the same sex, and then doing what you did out of shame.
Peculiar story.

>>37946323
real names were andre and claire and the one who cussed me out at the end was named hermala

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>>37944143

>10th grade
>On tennis team
>Each spring both the boy and girls teams take a week long camp trip during spring break down south
>The girls team brought along a girl from 8th grade that was being recruited for next season
>"Hit it off" with her halfway into the trip
>On last night of the trip I walk with her back to the Boys team condo from the Girls team condo
>I'm on day 7 of no sleep
>We hug before parting
>Realize afterwards that she was going for a kiss
>oh fuck
>Next morning she avoids me at all costs
>confused as fuck
>never got her number, so a few days later looked it up in the phone book
>Only got her parents when I called
>Later talk to one of the older girls on the team
>Find out there was a bet going to that she would kiss me before the end of the trip
>she lost and thus was pissed at me

>tfw it was all just a bet, she never had real feelings for me
>tfw I ruined myself for the rest of high school by being autistic and looking up her number in the phone book

I should have killed myelf years ago

>>37945245
You're as much of a nigger as the other guy. If i may ask, do you happen to have a gf?

>>37944143
>be me

This post is definitely original.

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>>37944143
I asked a girl out once after school when I was around 13 - she replied "Eww, no!" and ran away

I never truly recovered.

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>brother is gay
>obnoxiously gay
>it's his last day of school so everyone in his year is dressed up and are doing pranks
>he is dress as a cowgirl (midriff exposed and everything it was disgusting)
>halfway through the day find out that his "prank" was bursting into classes and dancing to pop music.
>ohshit
>in French class
>he bursts in and starts dancing
>notices me and starts twerking in my face
>bury head in hands and wish for death.

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>senior year of high school
>autist with no friends
>taking a freshman math class
>there's a sub one day so everyone is kinda just sitting around
>black kids start having """""roasting"""""/rap battle
>I'm sitting in the back reading, praying the period would end faster
>kids start tossing paper balls at me to provoke a reaction
>I don't pay attention to it hoping they would stop
>they hit me and I get really angry
>Flip over a desk
>Sperg out and screech "what are you fucking autistic? do you have no self control?"
>Storm out of the school and never returned to that class again
Cringe bonus round
>my mom called the school to complain about the situation after hearing how upset I was

>>37944143
I had to do it. I was coincidentally paired up with my oneitis and it was horrible and awkward.

>>37946703
>government indoctrination systems are now this degenerate

hard to believe, but i dont doubt it

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>Had friend through late elementary school and early middle school
>We talked about video games a lot and were always in a competition of who could level up the most
>Eventually we stopped being friends and started being "enemies"
>I'd always autistically challenge his answers to the teachers when he was slightly off in science class and stuff
>Next year he started bullying me
>I was an autist who thought it would be super cool to use a rolling backpack because I had so many textbooks, so he'd kick my rolling backpack and try to knock it over
>I think he was trying to get my attention
>He drops out of highschool early on and never see him again

>Years later I see this strange porky girl who looks kind of manly at theatre ticket stand
>It's literally him, he's become a fat manly trap that cannot even pass at all once you notice
>Can't stop laughing as I hand him my ticket

>>37944849
literally just laughed my ass off

>>37945177
I keked, thank you

Lanigiro

> 8th grade history class
> The entire class is full of autists except for a few chads
> Class wouldn't stop talking when the bell was about to ring
> Teacher holds us in class after the bell rings
> I lose it and start screaming at the kids who were talking because I thought I was going to be late to my next class
> Teacher is terrified
> Everyone in the class starts avoiding me except for the bitchy fat blonde chick
> Only person to bring up what happened afterwards was the high school Ultrachad that I ended up making friends with in 10th grade math

end of eighth grade

>graduation
>name before me is called
>*clap clap clap*
>my name Is called
>*dead silence*
next day
>walking to reading class
>faggot "friend" of mine walks up to me smiling
"HEH HEH REMEMBER WHEN NOBODY CLAPPED FOR YOU YESTERDAY?"

No, I forgot I have almost non existent social status. fuck off.

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>>37944143
>be me
>freshmen year
>nothing happens to me
>nothing good
>nothing bad
>nothing
>I was, and still am, just an observer, watching everyone do the same process everyday
>I heared about huge school events and drama
>I heared about who did what
>but that's all I did
>no one knew my name, no one bullied me, no one invited me to anything, no one acknowledged me
>I remember everyone saying "who is that?" whenever my name was in a group of people for a project
>I am a nobody, a shell, a shadow
>only two people knew who I was at most and they were friendly to me, but they had their own friends

Nothing ever happened to me throughout high school. I never had a high school gf, I would stand in the cafeteria alone all morning with the occasional glare, nothing to share.

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>>37947066
what a fucking retard

your 'friend' that is

>>37945656
fuck off faggot, this isn't a make fun of autists thread. these stories are probably about your ass anyway. gtfo with your superiority complex

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>>37944858
>thought i would look less lonely if i made motions with my hands as if i was solving a math equation while i walked

Now this is fucking funny.

>>37946451
It's not your fault some cunts had too much spare time

>>37944928
This isn't even embarrassing, this is just sad.

>be me
>circle of people talking with me being silent
>im actually out of the circle
>someone makes a joke about hitler
>burst out laughing
>face goes red out of anxiety
>trying to ignore my anxiety keep chuckling
>"Dude...You're still laughing at that?"
>anxiety attack
>runs to bathroom with sloppy excuse
>spent the rest of the year in the library since then

>>37947208
Do you remember what the joke was?

>>37947087
Pretty much man. it's cool though cause four years later during high school gradation practice, I literally got the most claps. it was surreal desu. It doesn't really matter, but it was cool as fucckk.

>>37947208
was two years ago, cant really remember sorry man

>>37944143
> be freshmen
>muscular bully always on my ass bullying me giving nuggies and all that
>one day both in men's room smoking cigs
>he whips out his massive cock
>tells me to go down on him or else
>I hesitate at first but I'm a little bitch faggot so I say o-okay
>I start licking his shaft then eventually putting it in my mouth
>he grabs mY head and shoves it way in
>I gag almost puke
>teacher (female) teacher comes in to punish us for smoking
>looks at us weirdly then storms out starting to yell "these faggots are fucking in the restroom"
>mfw the whole school gets wind of it like in 10 seconds
>mfw the gay bully didn't get any shit from anyone only me
>mfw I go home crying
>mfw changed school after that and only been there for 3 months
Hold me

>>37947066
Same happened to me. You just don't care.

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>be me, year 8 or 9
>last day of term
>school had what they called "muck-up day" which was basically when all the year 11s would throw eggs at people, set off the fire alarm etc.
>a few months prior we had a science homework where we had to bring in a compound and I brought >a fucking brick
>arrive at school gate
>teachers check my bag
>also I carried all my books with me so my bag was heavy as fuck
>mfw they think the brick is a weapon
>mfw on this same day someone carrying a fuckig smoke grenade managed to get in undetected anc set it off

>>37944143
>>37944143
>Be 21 senior year of hs
>Decide I don't want to be single, I'm not bad looking maybe a little overweight and about 5'6"
>Decide that I should ask a girl out to the prom as I missed it when I was younger Because I was held back a couple 'o' years
>Decide to ask out a cheerleader and she says no and everyone laughs at me
>Decide to go to prom by myself no body wants to dance with me so I
>Decide to go home and watch anime while drinking wine

In high school i had this weird phobia called erythrophobia. It was pretty bad, just the mere thought of it would trigger it
>in class
>teacher makes a comment about homosexuality
>think "don't go red don't go red don't go red don't go red"
>go red like a beetroot
>friend next to me goes "dude what the hell you're red af
>this makes it 10x worse
I wasn't even gay either. I went through loads more horrible moments like this.

>>37947396
That's kinda hot

Did a small part of you enjoy it ?

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>be me
>senior year
> we had to do a Video project about Code of Conduct
>Im in a fucking group with a anime reddit-tier shit nerd who is the leader of the group
>And the other one is a shy kid who dresses like dylan kleebold all black etc
>and the other one is a dumb Girl reddit-tier "im so nerdy and cool i watch anime tier"
> my group is already so cringy
>im just the shy kid but im not a tryharder
>we finally film'ed the Video
>in the first clip of the Video he jostled me
> and in the next clip he >be me
>senior year
> we had to do a Video project about Code of Conduct
>Im in a fucking group with a anime reddit-tier shit nerd who is the leader of the group
>And the other one is a shy kid who dresses like dylan kleebold all black etc
>and the other one is a dumb Girl reddit-tier "im so nerdy and cool i watch anime tier"
> my group is already so cringy
>im just the shy kid but im not a tryharder
>we finally film'ed the Video
>in the first clip of the Video he jostled me
> and in the next clip he apologize
> its the day where we met all together to watch all the "behavior videos"
> of course my group is last because we had the shittiest one
> but all of my group members were "sick" at that time and i was the only one
> so i had to go upstairs to the fucking stage
> and do it all alone
> at one point there was a audio error so we had to watch the Video more than 5 times
>i had litte anxiety attacks but i tried to pull it off "cool"
> the normies clappe'd but i had a boring face
> when the jury aske'd if i had something to say
> i say'd "at that point It does not matter because we would not win that shit anyways"

>my feel when i saw how the normies mood go from happy to a shit mood

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>>37947789 fuck i made a copy paste mistake
in the middle of the text it is repeating!!!

>>37947789
Umm...what?

What an autisticly written comment.

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>>37944808
I've seen that before. You're not tricking me, anon.

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>>37947824

Here i fixed the Text for you

>be me
>senior year
> we had to do a Video project about Code of Conduct
>Im in a fucking group with a failed normie reddit-tier shit nerd who is the leader of the group
>And the other one is a shy kid who dresses like dylan kleebold all black etc
>and the other one is a dumb Girl reddit-tier "im so nerdy and cool i watch anime tier"
> my group is already so cringy
>im just the shy kid but im not a tryharder
>we finally film'ed the Video
>in the first clip of the Video he jostled me
> and in the next clip he apologize
> its the day where we met all together to watch all the "behavior videos"
> of course my group is last because we had the shittiest one
> but all of my group members were "sick" at that time and i was the only one
> so i had to go upstairs to the fucking stage
> and do it all alone
> at one point there was a audio error so we had to watch the Video more than 5 times
>i had litte anxiety attacks but i tried to pull it off "cool"
> the normies clappe'd but i had a boring face
> when the jury aske'd if i had something to say
> i say'd "at that point It does not matter because we would not win that shit anyways"

>my feel when i saw how the normies mood go from happy to a shit mood

>>37948194
Thanks man!

Time to write something unnecessary because this board is retarded.

>>37944143
I had that too, and i said i would rather get a 0/20 than doing this shit.
It actually worked.

>>37944808
a guy in my school killed herself because of something similar

One time I beat the shit out of a girl behind my school.
>be 6'1 faggot in 8th grade
>used to hang out behind school with bf
>got my first blowjob there
>some girl comes over and tries to steal my bag as a joke
>I chase her for 5 seconds before I grab her
>deck her in the face 5 times
>her friends run off
>go home immediately
>next day get called up to office
>suspended for 2 weeks

>>37946373
So you find a great guy and dump him because you like scissoring with other girls? Homosexuality is a disease

>>37948392

why the retard not shoot up the school...

>>37946703
>>37948407
Originally resting my case

>>37948396
Not only an asshole but an asshole who doesn't know how to read. Get out of here retard

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>>37946373
Honestly, this is one of the eventualities that I believe led to the demise of my one and only high-school girlfriend nearly a decade ago.

Your story isn't perfectly aligned with my experience, but there are seriously parts that I believe coincide with what happened with the one girl that I was hardcore infatuated with in highschool.

I've since mostly gotten over her in the past 9 years, but I seriously fear ever seeing her again IRL, especially in a public space, which my anti-stalking leads me to believe is an eventuality unless I move away from my town.

>>37948412
too much of a beta i guess

after reading this thread no wonder why there are so many shoots ups

>>37944808
A girl in junior hs also shat her pants in PE however she was pretty and nobody talked about it anymore after a day

PE is the worst for robots.

>>37946373
You seem like a very wholesome and lovely person, I'm sure someone nice will come along and realise that :)

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>>37944143
>be me
>freshman in HS
>freind says i should talk to people more
>see circle of people, a few i know
>walk in, the person who was talking was a roastie who i tried to ask out for valintines day
>she stops talking and just looks at me, with this cold stare
>everyone looks at me
Getoutofthereboss.png
>MFW
>walk off

The roastie would never say my name even though she knew it and never directly spoke to me

>>37944143
please i was even worse. No one picked me so the teacher helped me join a group, and then my "friend" kicked me out, ends up doing the dance myself and failed

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>>37944808
Holy shit what the fuck is with you bots and shitting your pants? I don't think I ever shit my pants once in my life (not including diaper days as a lil babe). Like I'll admit I'm pretty shy, but if I gotta take a shit then I gotta take a FUCKING SHIT!

>>37944849
Serves you right for acting like a massive dumb ass

>>37944858
>thought i would look less lonely if i made motions with my hands as if i was solving a math equation while i walked
So y-you too?

>>37950191

It's liberating, fighting social norms

>>37945656
>Bread comes, and he starts stabbing it with his knife repeatedly
Made me kekkel

>>37946848
depending on how many times ur voice cracked, thats unintentionally alpha

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>heavily raining
>roof of a walkway is bulging with water
>a sac at least 1 foot long droops from the ceiling
>friends dare me to jump up and punch the sac
>walk up
>slap it
>the sac bursts
>the water falls in front of me
>litres of it, enough to fill a quarter of a bathtub
>friends go hysterical and I just stand there under a broken root spewing out rainwater
>teacher comes out and is just like 'wtf is this shit'
>never face repercussions
>probably $100s to repair it
>area was closed off for months
>head teachers would eyeball me when I pass by them

>>37951139
Ethiopian Schoolhouse Simulator

>>37947713
Yeah I got a semi boner and started rubbing my dick through my pants
But the consequences ruined it all

>>37944808
I shit my pants on a Tokyo Subway train last year. People definitely noticed, but thankfully nobody I knew was there.

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>tfw was so pathetic in high school I dont even have a funny or interesting story for you guys

it was just one big blur of me barely passing and sleeping in class. never even had the balls to skip until the end of senior year

>>37948392
>a guy in my school killed herself
what did he mean by this??

>in class
>doors are locked from the outside
>cute girl who went to the bathroom gets to the door
>knocks
>only I hear it
>look up and make eye contact
>get spooked from the eye contact
>immediately look back down at my work and pretend I didn't see her
>eventually a friend of hers sees her waiting at the door and lets her in
>as she's walking past my table back to her seat she asks me why I didn't open the door for her
>tell her I didn't see her
>she says "yes you did"
>stutter "n-no really I didn't"
>she clearly doesn't believe me and drops it

Literally the most embarrassing moment of my entire life. Nobody else even saw it or knows about this. But she does. Still thinking about it like 5+ years later. Just fuck my shit up senpai.

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Who else here dropped out before high school.

>>37946373
The song, "Pink Triangle" - by: Weezer.