WTF R9K YOU'VE NEVER PREPARED ME FOR THIS

>those nails
you wrote that faggot

I sent someone something similar and he didn't respond to it, and I think if you want to go you should just do it, otherwise she is never going to talk to you again.

>>37943391

Go on an adventure with her, obviously. Google local bars and see if there are any punk shows playing.

>>37943391
ignore it, she has an ulterior motive, if you're here no woman will like you (if she does it's revenge, either way you win)

I wish that happened to me

Is there contact info on the note?

Give the roastie a chance OP, you lucky fuck.

Maybe she'll have a cute benis

>>37943412
I'm only 20, I can't even drink legally yet.

>>37943421
I dunno man, she lives right down the hall from me. I'm debating whether or not I should transfer out to save myself the embarrassment.

>Karissa knocks on your door
>"oops wrong door, anon. Sorry, I'm so embarrass. This note was supposed to go to chad's door. Have a nice day."
>"Y-you too."

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>>37943403
what's wrong with my nails

>>37943568
thank god now she won't see me sperging out

>>37943391
>Adventure
Dude go for it, go on that bizarre ass adventure.

>>37943608
this
sounds like something LSD related go for it anon

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What would you robots do in my situation? I need ideas.

you're retarded if you don't go. just go over to her place say you're ready to go on an adventure and make her lead the way. it was her idea anyways

>>37943632
Go to an amusement park with rides and fun things.

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>>37943632
do nothing like always. no point in getting my hopes up over nothing, if she sent that to me she would 100% just be fucking with me or something.

>>37943651
that actually sounds like a good idea, tanks anon.

>>37943519
This is why you'll remain a virgin. Do it you stupid cunt

>>37943632
First of all, is she cute?

Either way I would absolutely go and make a potential friend (if I wasn't horrendously ugly). Since I am subhuman, there is a 100% chance that it is a prank and I would avoid it.

>>37943632
Roll 2D100

you're supposed to keep your normie shit off of here you fucking faggot.

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>>37943519
>not living in a country where 13 year olds can legally drink

>>37943632
I would do nothing. I really hate women, and the fact that she desires to go on an "adventure" shows that she is among the most basic of bitches.

>>37944984
>living in mexico
>getting the whole hepatitis alphabet because you walked n some sand
>laughingpepe.jpg

>>37943391
Is the adventure anal? She'd probably go for anal. Fuck that ass, OP.

>>37945517
>not living in a country where the drinking age is 0 as long as the parent consents

>>37943632
look up local escape rooms.
will 100% get you laid if you dont fuck it up on more than robotscale

>>37943391

She' s basically handing it to you! Don' t ask those idiots on r9k, just go up there and say yes. Now.

>>37943632
Ask the magic 8ball first, and disregard its answer. Do what I want, may it be check what's up or stay home and jerk off.

>>37943391
don't over analyse, do it.
Seriously, what's the worst that could happen?
You have a bad time, then don't talk much, the best is she sucks your dick, girls who leave notes like this probably want to get in your pants/be your gf. It's a simple cost benefit analysis.

>>37943391
What would a girl do if a guy left her a message like this? She'd probably ignore it (unless he was Chad). So do that. Ignore her. If she wants to hang out with you, she should ask you out in person (so you can reject her).

>>37945803
I second this, it's a fun thing to do that isn't too expensive and helps you bond and feel like you've been on an adventure

She's going to give you a location to meet her and then have Chad and Jyrone tape you to a streetlamp or something.

>>37943632
does she like the outdoors? Take her out hiking
take her somewhere she hasnt been

>>37943576
they are clean!!!

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Do NOT go OP, this girl is NOT a nice girl.

>>37945803
>Ask female girl to go to an escape room with you
Is it really that easy to kidnap and imprison women today?

>>37949615
>today
>who is Ted Bundy
Sure he was charismatic and shit but it's still ridiculous and nothing new in modern times (you now since degeneracy was starting to get ramped up again in the 50s-60s)

>>37945803
>look up local escape rooms.
what if you have panic attacks over high pressure situations like figuring out puzzles and shit in order to escape?

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>>37943519
Wait, where the fuck do you live where you can't drink at 20?

What do roasties exactly mean with 'going on an adventure'?

>>37949069
>She's going to give you a location to meet her and then have Chad and Jyrone tape you to a streetlamp or something.
Yes, this will definitely end in horror, OP.

Don't fall for it surely is a joke ignore it
trust no one

>>37950411
america (drinking age is 21)

>>37950428
>What do roasties exactly mean with 'going on an adventure'?
Vagina spelunking, of coursh.

>>37943391
>lets go on an adventure
god i fucking hate when stupid roasties use this phrase. it's literally what every other cunt says

>>37950478
>can enlist in army
>can buy a gun
>can't drink

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>>37943391
She pities you and wants to spend some time with you acting as a condescending "friend" so that she can feel good about herself, the same way you would with the lonely retard special ed kid with a lazy eye and a limp. Look at the way she wrote that note--as if she were writing to a child. If you interpret this note as anything other than platonic pity then you're in for disappointment.

>>37950095
>degeneracy
back to /pol/ with your dumb memes, thanks

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>>37943391
Isn't this kind of like the start of Welcome to the NHK?
All OP needs now is a weeb neighbor who was friends with him during high school and we're all set.

>>37950396
then find something else to do, jesus
there are plenty of things you can do on a first date - dinner, movie, hiking, walk in a park, go to a zoo, etc etc

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>>37943519
>20 years old
>can't drink alcohol

>>37943608
this x 100

think of some shit to do in your area, and make something up if there isn't anything obvious.

above all, relax and enjoy yourself!

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>>37950766
I forgot the crazy /x/ senpai
Point still stands, though

>>37950428
Getting drunk and partying, i'd presume. Rowdy filled night or something like that as escapism from life?

Say yes? Unless you're not into it then just ignore it

>>37943632
roll a dice, if it's above 3 go for it, if it's under don't


then disregard the dice and go with what you hoped it would land on

>>37943550
> transfer out to save myself the embarrassment.
Stop taking summer classes

>>37943632
>go on adventure
>have fun
>be forgotten the moment someone who has a personality she's familiar with shows up
>return to being alone
I speak from experience OP, do it. It'll be fun but don't expect it to go any where beyond a one time thing.