What would be your ideal fantasy self?

Thief with maxed out endurance and thievery so I can be an unstoppable nigger

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Male Draenei best

I would be a girl

haven't hashed out the details yet

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Strong warrior dude that dies in battle at the end of the war. Not because I had to, but because there wouldn't have been anything left for me after.

>>37942648
A WW2 era soldier for a power not unsimilar to France who is an excellent marksmen, survivalis, and sports a duster and a Ron Swanson-esque mustache.

Or a cute animu girl either one is fine.
style mustache

just a full-blown shapeshifter, maybe each form would have some kind of universally identifying feature

>>37942648
I would be a shapeshifter so I could become anyone I wanted
[Spoiler]mostly cute girls [/spoiler]

CHAD.
What, you said fantasy.

>>37942648
A tall qt female vampire feeding off of younger qt girls.

my ideal fantasy self is Stacy

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me but happy

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Not even joking.
>Tfw will never have my own private army.

A cute 2d girl.
Ideally in a bad ass kind of magical girl series like Nanoha or Symphogear.

>>37942648
A strongfat cyborg grill with a fuckload of scars and an eyepatch and a cyborg arm and pick hair who wears a Wifebeater with a leather jacket and Blue jeans with cool ass boots. I'd be good at hipshooting but nothing else and i'd have extreme luck and be actually confident and happy and not hate myself.

This will never happen/

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A jaded wisecracking noir detective barely scraping by in life but is able to form alot of meaningful relationships with others through various mysteries and circumstances he seems to end up always getting wrapped up in.

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Beautiful unstoppable and badass nazi with gorgeous hair, unmatched skills and high intellect.

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>>37942648
originaliolioli

I'll be honest.

I'd be a magical girl.

I've dreamt my entire life of being a magical girl.

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I wanna be Guts so bad it's crazy
He's so fucking cool, everything about him is amazing.

Ted Kaczynski but I get to leave peacefully in my secluded cabin writing philosophical treatises instead of bombing people as a political statement.

A kind yet badass girl with excellent combat skills and magical powers who goes on exciting adventures with friends to fight evil and help people.

Alas, I am a male NEET.

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Sad how no one ever gets (you)s in these threads. Just dudes postin there dreams and being ignored

Well i promise I'm reading 'em bois
>>37943119
Solid snake guy, are you a weapons/war buff? What makes you wanna have a private army? What would be your goal?

>>37943505
See: >>37943461

I'd kill to be that.

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>>37943303
hmm pretty specific

The version of me that's happy

>>37943574
what the fuck, cureanon is even here?

>>37943558
god blez you

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Something like pic related desu senpai
or maybe Mad Max

>badass loner who doesn't give a fuck but gets dragged into things anyways and manages to turn out as a hero

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>>37943558
You're the best, Anon

>well traveled adventurer
>can just drop into random civilizations on random planets and just blend in instantly
>tourist everywhere
>better sense of snark

>>37942648
Me but not as fat
And not as short
With a bigger dick
Maybe not brown eyes
Not as lazy
An interesting person
I like the idea of being a soldier want to fight for something, on my own accord of course, not (((someone elses)))

>>37943798
This, wouldnt it be nice to witness history as a bystander? Or perhaps sit by great people and recount the future to him, and tell him he is remembered for his deeds?

>>37943835
>Or perhaps sit by great people and recount the future to him, and tell him he is remembered for his deeds?

That's interfering too much, according to "the rules"

>>37943835
Yes. I obsessively read hitchhikers guide because I just love the idea of seeing the galaxy. Imagine the shit that's out there.

A knight in the royal guard who starts off on the bottom, but begins amassing power. I eventually gain enough power to start a coup and overthrow the king.

Also make me a cute girl in the process.

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>>37943558
Bles u anon, may the ground quake as you pass

basically elon musk

but evil

>>37943907
Wrong bepe, times are rough, i cannot afford anymore

>>37942648
An elf rogue who dual wields swords.

I have two.

Either badass futuristic magic cowboy with comfy cape wandering the earth protecting something, inmortal, or

Archmage king from a city, lives in giant library tower and teaches students. Knows dark magic in secret and rekts shit.

>>37942648
Just a nigga with a rocket Iauncher.

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>>37942648
Probably something similar to this, but more rough than suave.

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>>37942648
apearance wise
>straightened and whitened teeth
>pectus excavatum is gone
>Several inches taller, from 5'9 to around 6'1-6'3
>lower body fat % and more muscular
>no more acne

Personality wise
>not scared of interacting with others
>more charming
>more hard working

If I had to pick a particular character I'd say Percy Jackson.

Really I'd just like to be a sword- wielding adventurer with a cute tsundere companion

Irl I'd like to be a part of a revolution against this Jewish run global system.

More realistically I'd just like to raise a large family in a typical midwestern town.

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>>37944337
I actually wrote out a whole scenario that I'd like to live out, a while back.

>young adventurer going on adventures in some sort of fantasy world
>orphaned as child
>go on quests
>fights evil sometimes&sometimes gets in trouble with the law
>struggles to survive
>makes friends&enemies
>is a skilled swordsman
>gets into sword fights a lot
>has sword that is somehow super special
>slowly but surely gets stronger
>fights monsters
>eventually forms a party with a goofy guy that slowly becomes bff&tomboy tsundere qt that he slowly falls in love with
>they get into all types of adventures&trouble involving dragons, giants, sea monsters, evil wizards, swordsmen, bandits, saving a princess, ghosts&whatever will get enough money to put food on the table
>they grow closer on their adventures
>bff eventually finds love
>tsundere qt gets jealous when a princess takes interest in him&he gets jealous when a ranger takes interest in her
>eventually discovers a super evil conspiracy that all their adventures were involved in
>finds out this super evil was somehow connected to his parents death
>finds out he has a brother and/or sister
>goes on epic quest to defeat super evil
>few friends that were made in the party's previous quests die along the way helping them
>endures and keep going on quest to defeat super evil
>eventually fights in epic final sword battle to defeat super evil big boss
>nearly gets defeated but then someone from his past who was working for big boss who feels guilty about it betrays him
>makes mc promise something
>guy from past gets killed but either mc or he is able to defeat big boss because of his sacrifice
>little bit after the final victory gets married to tsundere qt & settles down somewhere quiet
>has kids with her
>twins a boy & a girl
>meets up with bff sometimes at a tavern
>he's started a family of his own
>remembers the days of their youth over a pint
>tells stories of these days to his children
>the end?

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Slutty catgirl

>>37942648
Free flowing energy trapped and subjected to limitless pain beyond comprehension by evil spirits. Immortal self-regenerating food for starving cannibals. Humanity's garbage dump test dummy for all things repulsive and vicious.
To be subjugated by my worst enemies and fears and to absorb unending misery without measure. To be the prey of life itself wishing for death every second in an infinite paradox. To break the wall of impact and surpass humanity, fuckstarting evolution at the speed of light through sheer willpower, unlocking hundreds of senses far more terrifying and painful than the initial big five. To create the most sadistic being possible with limitless power and to live under an endless reign outside the capabilities of space time. To showcase the singular most grotesque and evil moment in human history as a timeless art piece hung up on the grim reaper's wall.

BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

exactly the way i exist now, but 8 inches taller and with more friends that like smoking weed

>>37944545
*sniff sniff*
Ooh smells good

>>37942648
stronger body
a talent in story writing and drawing

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myself except shameless and more coordinated

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceshipGirl

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>>37942648
I want to be a gallic warrior and slaughter the decadent romans and ravage their women while still soaked in their blood, respectfully though

I always wanted to be Vergil from Devil May Cry, i always found him awesome and shit. I'm not talking about the shitty version from DMC ( most people call it devil may cry 5), the best vergil is from devil may cry 3 and 4. Imagine looking like him and having the ability to fully use yamato, it would be a dream coming true.

>have the will and strength to seize my own desires
>don't be an untermensch
thats it

>>37944862
Surely you mean a Germanic warrior? Gauls only ever sacked Rome long before it was a noteworthy city.

I watched "The Originals" recently. And I think that it would be really comfy to be an original vampire. Mostly unkillable, but still vulnerable to a lot of things (so life could still be fun). I wouldn't even want a town. I'd just sire a couple of hot girls to do my biddings, and then live my life pretty much like right now. But in a big house with much more games.

>>37944961
Disgusting id never want to be a filthy g*rman, BRENNUS AND BOUDICCA NOT ALARIC AND ARMINIUS
We wuz vercingetorix n sheit

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>>37943474
It all started by him getting raped by a middle aged man. So what are you waiting for?

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i want to be a Starship pilot in a cyberpunk universe visiting strange worlds and exploring the vastness of space
or a magic anime schoolgirl

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Dead

orgesmamdteiejshhs

I want to be the kind old man in the village that everyone loves while at the same time being immensely powerful but not showing it. Something like a timelord or reality bender

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I don't know honestly just the archetypal chosen one/hero in some world where magic/special powers exist with a group of companions.

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>>37942787
Rance is the ideal me

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Space Trucker

Being a bounty hunter in a steampunk/post-apocalyptic universe (fallout/mad max-ish) working side by side with a partner complimenting each other's weaknesses.

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>>37942648
>Studied and Became a Royal Mage
>Just laze about in capital city a comfy book filled office with a qt cat eared assistant

>>37942648
that guy who travels the world but always ends up in the same place as the hero to sell him things

Dead.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Either some sort of ballsy skillful loner like Corvo Attano or Vagabond protagonist or tsundere girl like Asuka or Tatsumaki. Actually Jindosh doesnt seem like a bad pick either - smart enough to create robots.

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>>37942648
Biologically Immortal.

I just don't want to fucking die, I know its such a small chance that some method of this will be created within my lifetime but I just have to hope.

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>>37942735
this guy gets it

>draenei people are the best

>>37942648
An atom bomb.

>>37942648
I want to be a nameless Clint Eastwood style character

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tyler durden i guess

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>>37942648
A user of the transportation technique.

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I just want to be a fortress to my friends

>>37942648
A likeable person

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>>37947309
but anon you're already the bomb.com <3

>>37942648
The anti-spiral

I want to be the main character, and free of wage slavery. I'll reach it, dunno what I do then.

>>37947379
aww man, you're great.

For me it's a cleric with healing powers or my 15 years younger self.

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest.

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A no-name wandering knight that travels the world with his smarmy cute green-haired witch companion slaying mystical monsters

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>>37942648
Exactly the same as me (mentally ill manlet), except I'd manage to get shit done in spite of my problems and become the greatest underdog hero in history. Also I'd have a thicc gf who stayed by my side no matter what.

>>37943558
I don't do it for the (You)s, it's just nice to right down your thoughts every now and then

Was getting the most (You)s part of your plan all along?

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>>37942648
I would resist opression, but still
>tfw no communist gf

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Necromancer with a ghost ship.

>>37945105
That was griffith.

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>>37942648
A qt loli who never ages

>>37942648
me but not bald and confident

>>37947448
>The anti-spiral
But why?

Happy

orgignnalg

>>37947756
The best part, itll never happen. Youll just be a fat lonely loser untill the day you die. Makes me feel good
Femanon here btw

>>37942648
Anything dead.

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Would there be anything better?

/r9k/ can I ask though, do you guys like this show and if so are you a total sperg or do you actually have social skills?

>>37945514
Me too, Rance is my spirit animal

>>37948553
Lol look at you bullying a robot for having a dream.

>>37947756
I would like to be a qt loli too. I swear I was one in a previous life.

>>37942648
not ugly autist who didn't h8 work

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retrofuturistic qt who travels through time and space

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>>37942648
>almost like a force of nature
>indifferent about most of the universe
>ultimately good but acts neutral for the most part