Fuck what do I say

bold beautiful woman

>>37941847

just be honest, cause she can look it up
>big beautiful woman
then follow with some shit like:
>girl you curvy as hell/fuck/shit
>I love thicc women

take a shot at honesty, women are crazy these days, she might be into it

Big bad Wolff

>>37941847
big booty whale

Baby bearing wife

>>37941847
How well does tinder work? Is it really easy to get laid from? As a 21-year-old virgin, I really don't give a fuck who I lose my virginity to at this point, I just want to get it over with.

>>37942185

Such big ears, the better to hear you with
Such big eyes, the better to see you with
Such big teeth, the better to eat you with
Little red riding hood, my dear
Such big ears, the better to hear you with
Such big eyes, the better to see you with
Such big teeth, the better to eat you with
Little red riding hood, my dear

>>37941847
just say "I want a fat slob like you to feed me your respect women juice"

>>37942185
>This
She'll think you're funny and charming guareentied

>>37941847
what the fuck kind of female name is Logan?

You're the reason girls live life on easy mode OP. Even this fat ugly sow can get people sperging out foe advice like she's some prize

Just say big beautiful woman. If she can't accept that you want that or she's too self absorbed in herself to realise she's fat then she's not the one.

>>37941847
Buffalo bwild wings

Brash Barbarian Willies

>>37941847
Hey anon my name is Logan and it sucks ass probably sucks even more if ur a chick

>>37942229
Very easy dude just try it and it will happen have to have some charisma though and be ok looking

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ABORT MISSION! FUCKING ABORT!!1!!!1!

>>37941847
big buffalo women

>>37941847
bewitching beautiful woman.

>>37941847
it wouldn't be too bad fucking a fat porker
but they're usually also quite stupid it seems

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>>37942229
Just bee urself, bro

Looks don't matter.

>>37941847
>BBW
>bodacious
>badass
>woman