>tfw stinky neet puss

clean your vagina

>>37940230
Ew kill yourself gross roastie.

Will you be my girlfriend? We can talk all day

>>37940230
describe the smell
omit no details

>>37940230
Please describe your asshole

>>37940230
please waft your stench into a jar and bottle it up and send it to me.

Please tell me it's hairy.
The hair would trap the intoxicating scent, releasing it when I nestle my face into it, inhaling deeply.

>>37940377
Mine smells a bit like ammonia and hot dogs.

>>37940349
I'm too shy
>>37940377
Like rotten tuna but with a heavy waif of sundries urine. Look at the beard on a dead crab and imagine that smell. Mix it in with overly saccharine honey ham. Also oily labia smegma.

>>37940385
I never seen it

>>37940230
I was interested at first but then I realized that stinky pussy is millions of times worse than stinky dick and balls. One is a delightful, intoxicating musk, whereas the other is a fatal mixture of rotting fish and piss.

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>>37940497
Be my gf NOW Now now now

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>>37940445
>Mine smells a bit like ammonia and hot dogs.
>>37940497
>Like rotten tuna but with a heavy waif of sundries urine

PLEASE STOP
I have to clean the women's bathroom at work and there are ALWAYS fishy tampons in there as well as diarrhea splattered on the toilet seat. Women gross me the fuck out.

>>37940531
I'm a janitor too. HOLY FUVK is that period smell awful - one of these im just not gonna knock and walk in just to get fired. Fuck this job, worst part ever

>>37940445
>hot dogs.

thanks for the keks

Serious post for any femanons with stinky vaginas.

If you take a tampon and dip it in hydrogen peroxide for 30 seconds, and then insert it into your vagina for about 10-20 mins - you will smell and taste like absolutely NOTHING for 5-10 hours. This is ideal for any sex you might wanna have.

Please practice hygiene.

You will feel better about yourself.

Sometimes I feel like my balls and dick stink like shit because when I take a shit they dangle in the air within the toilet bowl which smells like my shit

>>37940598
I'd research this first sounds deadly femanons

>>37940598
I expected this to be a trick that would kill people, but apparently not.

>>37940563
I'm actually just a stock boy at a home/auto store so I don't have to do that shit every day. Somehow the same woman manages to coat the underside of the seat with shit every day though no matter how many times I clean it. And there's ALWAYS a smelly tampon in the garbage. I think it's my nasty boss. She's a fat aging woman with a thin beard and rotting teeth.
How are the wages as a janitor, anyway? Still feel like a cuck?

>>37940618
There isn't an upper age limit to post on 4chan but i wish there was

>>37940598
Do not do this it creates mustard gas

Serious post for any femanons with stinky vaginas.

If you take a tampon and dip it in hydrogen chloride for 30 seconds, and then insert it into your vagina for about 10-20 mins - you will smell and taste like absolutely NOTHING for 5-10 hours. This is ideal for any sex you might wanna have.

>>37940636
>>37940644
>>37940665
It is legit advice. It will also treat symptoms of BV and other vaginal infections.

>>37940654
2 things:
1. Listen to elders. They actually say useful shit every once in a while because they're better at this gay ass game we're forced to play to live on earth.
2. I'm only 20 and I have dangly ass balls.

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>>37940665
I hope it creates mustard gas, because then maybe there'd be less femanon threads.

>>37940649
12 dollars per hour at a pharma company and thats before union dues so im super cucked.

I can't believe these supposed high IQ women can make a restroom look and smell worse than a somalia outhouse. Waterdown period blood (with piss) left over on seats, shit paper next to the toilet, people stealing the diabetic sharps container, etc. The men's restroom is almost always clean ironicly.

>>37940709
I feel you on the dangly balls. My dick isn't even small yet somehow my balls always sag below it by a fair margin

>>37940690
How can I do it to my ass?

>>37940737
It might create a little if they were sticking bleach up there and they took a piss, but not enough to harm anybody

>>37940755
Jesus, what's wrong with people. I'm probably on the other end of this spectrum by being too weirdly clean. Whence I go to someone house party and there's piss on the seat I'll wipe it off with a tissue and clean around. Bunch of fucking animals

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>>37940755
What the fuck.. people are a mistake

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I have a dilemma,

>I'm literally chad
>make good money
>have my own place and nice truck
>6'4
>blonde
>blue eyes
>very buff
>generally funny and charismatic


Thing is, I'm a reclusive alcoholic, I spend my time at the gym, work and at home getting blackout drunk. I haven't really socialized since I moved to this city other than random encounters at clubs/bars

Robots won't accept me because I'm attractive and I don't go out enough to have normie friends. The fuck am I supposed to do?

>>37940949
Find some drinking buddies. Cut down on the alcohol until you can meet some dudes that love it just as much as you do.

>>37940949
Find drinkers dumbass

>talking to autism gf about sex stuff
>"anon, how do I tell when I'm horny?"
Can someone help me answer this?

any other rotten fish pussy femanons wanna meet up and rub that shit on my face
>stinky pussy good

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>>37940497

> beard on a dead crab

You can't just make things up you know. Not on r9k.

>>37941032
If you want pink eye and a lung infection sure

>>37940949
>blonde
>girl color hair
>chad

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I honestly don't understand how some femanons here end up with pussies that reek the way they do. I don't really quite know how to describe mine's smell. Something earthy, I almost want to say, with a vague hint of of my body wash and some sweat, but overwhelmingly it smells like "vaginal musk" as I've come to call it. My personal theory is that it's tied to orgasms, considering my masturbation habits, and the fact that it's the only smell that clings to my hand afterward. Where I am in life, I can lessen the intensity of the smell, but it's still the primary scent, but never remove it. Might be due to pubic hair or some shit. I'm convinced guys have something similar, but I'm not a biologist or anything, so fuck it.

>>37940949

Fuck off and fuck you. How many women have you fucked? You know what nm don't tell us.

>>37941048
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Dungeness_crab_face_closeup.jpg

.t /ck/ poster

>>37941168

Is that your vagina? You know outies are disgusting.

>>37941132
How do you masturbate? Do you use dildos?

>>37941132
Do you watch Blacked? Do you imagine your tight NEET pussy being stretched out?

>>37941132
>shows disdain for other women with stinky vags
>has a stinky vag

Like pottery

>>37940230
i wish i had the luxury of knowing what a stinky sweaty pussy smelt like .....
>tfw

I want you to smother me to sleep with your stanky pusspuss

>>37940531
can good looking women be gross?

>>37940801
THIS IS ME hahaha
I even lived with a few lads this year, any time they pissed on the toilet seat, even if it was 1 drop, would wipe it clean. must be ocd or something lol

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Will send used NEET pussy smelling panties to interested anons, how much would you losers be willing to pay?

Can add a few pics for extra

>>37941828
show us some pics first

>>37941882
>us
Do you think I'd be posting here if I was ok with just posting pics like it's nothing?

>>37941961
who would pay for panties from a girl they dont even know what she looks like?

cmon now.

>>37941984
I'd be OK with emailing something of course

I really need money for my 3D 2D grills

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>omg my vagina stink im so hairy and nasty teehee
>500 thirsty betas lining up

this world needs another hero.

>>37942145
[email protected]

Ill wait

>>37940681
Is this true. Or does it actually kill the roast?

>>37943115
Its dangerous

>>37941132
Autism causes digestive issues which in turn can lead to imbalances thus causing gross pussy.

Do the GAPS diet or the auto-immune paleo diet and your vagina will be perfectly fine, no topical treatments necessary.

I prefer a lower carb diet myself. They say vegans taste better but when I was vegan my vulva was smegma filled and my vagina reeked of hotdog water and stale urine. Now it doesn't smell like anything or itch anymore either.

>>37940230
>stinky neet puss
thats what comes out when i pop my ass pimples

>>37941575
I read it as "why do we all have this weird thing in common?"

>>37940377
Like beer sometimes

>there are guys here that are so desperate that they're willing to put up with rancid pussy
>the really scary alternative is that some are actually turned on by rancid pussy
Jesus wept

>>37944577
Its the pheremones. It makes me hard as diamonds

>>37943429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7hFTIlfMMU#t=11

>I am girl gib replies pl0x

Cancer

I'm really interested in my friend (he is now my housemate). I think he's interested in me too.


Anything I can do to confirm if he likes me?

How should I go about taking things further?

>tfw depressed neet who doesn't wash but pussy still doesnt smell bad

>tfw have BV
>tfw no cure

pretty much fish factory 24/7

>>37945869
Give him hints that you're interested
>>37945879
Guess you just have fantastic genes in hades' den

>>37941072
This.
Women are more attracted towards black/brown than blonde/ginger

>>37945893
What can I do? I'm not a flirtatious person btw...

When we fall asleep on the couch we wake up cuddling, but we can't do that often because somebody needs to sleep there.
Today he moved to the floor and asked if I was going to use my blanket, I said yes and stayed on the couch.
S-should I have offered to share?

>>37945893
my pussy smells like coffee

>>37940598
This joke was cool in 2011, newfag

>>37945943
Flirt Route:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXQBC_vchM
Casual Route:
Go out to eat with him, Watch movies together, when you're laughing always look him in the eyes afterwards and see what he does, ect.
Obvious Route:
Ask him how he feels about you during emotional conversation
I believe you should've shared tbqh

>>37945987
How the fuck

>>37945879
Same, I swear my kitty is fucking magic

>>37946022
why do I feel like the one who keeps trying to help robots is clyde

>>37946129
What the fuck?
Why am I seeing people say my name on this board now
I like helping people out, anon

>>37946161
people barely try to help on this board
thats why you faggot

>>37946034
>>37945879
One (or both) of you please be my friend

>>37946193
To talk about miraculously non-stinky pussy?

>>37946214
If you want we can talk about magic pussy sure

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>>37940499
>tfw no stinky dicked bf

>>37946220
I'll talk about anything, as long as I have something to contribute. Post discord or something

>>37945943
You should have shared the blanket, anon....

>>37945987
Marry me and use my face as a chair.
t. homosexual male

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>>37940949
You have very serious underlying mental issues and trauma

you prolly got rammed in the ass as a kid and are suppressing the memories and drinking out of regret and mental anguish

Basically you're a gay little BITCH NIGGER

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>girl admits to being unemployed and unhygenic
>87 replies

>>37946246
[email protected]

does email work?

>>37946266
>you prolly got rammed in the ass as a kid and are suppressing the memories
If you dont remember you didnt get fiddled

I wanna put my willy in all these stinky fannies!

How do I initiate conversation with women

>>37946341
You go up to one and say:
>Good morrow fair maiden! Thou hast appeased mine eyes with thy most agreeable visage! Allow me to formally introduce myself, I am [insert full name here] of [insert place of residence] and it would be a pleasure of such considerable enormity that I have not come across in life thus far, if you would do me the honor of accompanying me to a local establishment of much merriment and cheer!
Then get on one knee and take off your fedora and hold it to your heart as you wait for her response.
Also you have to wear a cape.

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>>37941132
Dunno. I just shower regularly, drink a lot of water, and avoid fish, which I don't like anyway. Seems to do the trick.

Though sometimes it does smell faintly like coffee, on days where I drink a lot of it.

>>37946600
be my lewd coffee gf pls
and post hobbies

>>37946627
Not unless you're also a girl, sorry man. I don't mind talking though.

Vidya mostly I guess

>>37946600
>>37946670
get the fuck off my board you dyke cunt

>>37946670
Name your favorite vidyas anon

>>37946691
I'm sorry anon, usually I'm undercover
>>37946694
off the top of my head
Touhou, .hack// (except LINK), Smash TV, MGS1/2, Parasite Eve, SAB2
Yourself?

>>37946768
Smash tv is good. .//hack is mostly nostalgia but has some ASMR moments

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>>37944577
That's the thing, if they actually had a chance to fuck/eat a stinky NEET pussy they would run away

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>>37946768
I'm more into modern vidyas myself.
Warcraft 3, Oblivion, Conkers Bad Furday, Super Mario Sunshine, Mount and Blade warband, and a few others that I don't have on my mind currently.
Pic related is my steam games but I've played a lot more on consoles, never really got into emulators

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>>37946768
>usually I'm undercover
You can come under my covers, wink wink
I know that was horrible.

>>37946825
Oh god mount and blade warband so good

Not the dyke if ur larping

>>37946855
Mount and blade warband is fucking great.
I really hope bannerlord doesn't fuck up

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>tfw work in a kitchen and just got home and have nasty sweaty wagecuck dick scent

neets will never know this glorious smell because they never sweat because they never move. Im gonna shove the closest fembot right into my crotch

>frozen-avatarfagging larper

>>37946816
I unironically enjoy the menu-based combat, but there's definitely still some nostalgia at work.
>>37946851
You had an opportunity and you took it, I respect that
>>37946825
I've heard warband was really good but haven't gotten around to it. Never played warcraft. The rest I'm familiar with, pretty good.

My vag smells fine usually, except during the tailing days of my period. Soon as the blood stops and the discharge starts up again, it can smell like vomit. Literal vomit. I've started to just wear paper towels and replace them every hour, and god forbid I just wear nothing but underwear. Happened once at work and other people commented on a weird, fishy smell.

It can't be an infection, after a couple of days my vag goes back to smelling like that musky smell that I personally find quite pleasant, and I'm a normie with normie hygiene standards.

>>37946962
Do you mostly play on PC?
Also I'm about to head to bed, if you want to talk more about vidyas hmu with preferred contact

>>37946993
What's your work?
what are your hobbies?

>>37947015
Mostly console, but some PC.
Sure [email protected]

>>37947144
Sent you an email on shark.