*sniff sniff*

Pizza costs 25% of that price unless you replace the cheese with caviar, dipshit.

I already paid and tipped online, I'll just sign the receipt and that'll be that. Thanks.

>>37936868
>you take a slice of the pizza
>there's dog shit smeared on the box underneath the pizza slices

>>37936781
heh, whoever smelt it d-dealt it....heheh-GARGLE-hugh.

I-i thought tip already paid?

>>37936901
>go to yelp
>leave review with pictures of shit
>pizza place shuts down
>delivery guy has to find new job
>I'm still comfy neet

>gu guys!
>th.. the za's here!

>>37936781
>What do you do, anon?
I order pizza in my underwear at 2pm on a wednesday, what the fuck does it look like I do?

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>order pizza
>don't tip
Feels good not being an americuck

>>37936815

>he thinks chain garbage like little caesars is pizza

o i am laffin

>>37937019
Depends on which state it's made in.

>>37937009
i'll remember this next time i order from legit italian/eurofag pizza place, apparently europoors dont tip so they shouldnt expect me to do so

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>>37937040

>T-he premade chain garbage is good in my state!

>>37937085
Depends. Air and water quality can affect the bread and sauce taste, even if it's "pre-made".

>>37937059
They probably do, that's why they're in America.

I'm British so I can't really speak for ALL Europeans... but you're pretty much right. Here we only tip when we feel bad about not tipping, which for some of us is always.

>>37937122

No, you just like eating shitty "food" filled with countless ingredients that serve no function other than and shelf life and keeping costs low.

>>37937134
>I'm british so I can't really speak for all europeans
>Dumbass sandcoon thinks the UK's still a european nation

>>37937382
Coming from the country infested with niggers. At least there are specific countries we could deport our trash back to, whereas your filth has been there for centuries before most modern African nations were even formed.

>>37937487
Look who's talking, you're one of the cuckolds with the biggest variety of nogs I've ever seen, you probably don't give a single shit since your entire family tree was the product of centuries of snownigger pillaging and countless roman HOT RAPE sessions

>>37937174
Not him, but he is right. I've been to multiple states and all of them have different tastes.

>>37938021
And your family tree was produced from our family trees

Unless your not white of course, which is basically a 50/50 in America

pizza delivery driver ama

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>>37939587
having fun relying on the generosity of others to make a living? Never tip masterrace here have fun complaining to your boss about how (((the customers))) never tip

And remember food tampering is a felony :^)

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>>37936781
>australian
>never have to tip

>>37936958
>people who call pizza "za"
please stop

>>37936781
Fuck off you fat American twat. We use pounds here, not fucking dollars. *holds machete to neck*. Give me all your money cunt and fuck off before I stab you

>>37939999
checked
but it's a stale /ck/ meme

>>37936781
Ill knock his fucking wagecuck face in. Ive been broing out with the fitizens to be punked out by some bitch nigga finesing me in my own damn house.

Id beat his ass so fucking hard
Dont ever speak to me like that you fucking poor piece of human shit. You will NEVEr EVER AMOUnT TO ANYTHING OTHER THAN DELIEVERING FOOD TO PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN You.

At this point while is still knocked the fuck out ill smoke a cigarette and take a huge fucking shit on his mouth. When we wakes up and vomits out the slice of pizza i ate 30 minutes ago ill say.

"Its you who smells like shit" then ill go to the dokr and before i close it ill tell him to get the fuck out of my house bitch. Ill see him through my bli ds and if he diesnt get up in one minute im going to get a bat and run outside my house and beat him with it until his fucking brains start flying out like its fucking lizza sauce

Extremely painful anal rape.

>>37936781
>tip
>even tho its right down the street from me
yeah nah, get fucked wagie.