Please vote this is important
http://www.strawpoll.me/13277345
>>37936695
Beat that meant, anon
>>37936695
>get drunk
>try to go to sleep
>can't because your drunken thoughts are too much
>jack off when you think about how much you wanna feel loved
>go to bathroom to wash jizz off
>fall asleep with your mouth on the toilet
Bed wins
Thank you guys for caring for my sleep schedule, see you in the morning
If you are gonna beat your meat at least make it special
Don't go for a fast wank but build up the pressure and make it a long session
>>37936695
Since you're kafir, I'll tell you to get drunk.
The more beer in your system the easier it will be to conquer the west.
I am going to bed, I need to improve myself a little (buy some descent new clothes) because I am actually going to ask out a girl.
>>37936695
You have to beat your meat now