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Today was interesting
>I wake up in my shitty studio apartment same routine as usual
>watch anime play videogames the usual
>I hear a knock on the door, thinking its family I answer
>this old Asian lady and her cute young daughter (about 20 years old) answer
>they start talking about some kind of Christianity and I start thinking this is like NHK and I'm going to go on a cool adventure and get a cute caring Japanese gf.
>Then the old lady starts talking about two gods, WW2, and genetics
>I come out of my Qreb fantasy's and realize this is a fucking cultist
>She starts telling me about there cult hairier archery and how Jesus has risen in some old white dude.
>I then pretend like my stove was burning and slam the door and run in my room
What the fuck guys are cultist getting better at baiting?
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>>37936322
Should have just went for that good ol' cult gang bang sex party.
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>>37936322
>are cultist getting better at baiting?
No, you're just a brainlet who watches too many Chinese animations.
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Lmao cultist Asians? Lmao what a fucking trip
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on this topic, why aren't there religions offering me a virgin girlfriend for joining? it would be extremely popular, why isn't nobody profiting on the lonely virgin male market? just have them sign a contract forcing them to work for the church community and it's a win-win situation that actually objectively improves the world at all levels
I wouldn't mind being a slave if I was guaranteed a pure virgin gf that would have the death penalty if she ever talked to another male
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>>37936421
virgin gfs barely exist anymore, you might as well ask why they don't hand you diamonds (the real kind, not lab grown) in exchange for joining
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>>37936395
Exactly what I was thinking, since when have Asians joined cults
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>>37936646
why would asians be immune to cults? are you retarded?
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>>37936755
I probably am retarded I was extremely close to signing up for a cult because of nice Asian boobs.
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>>37936755
high IQ
it grants +10 cult resistance
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Life is strange, isn't it? You're just sitting in your house and two cultists show up at your door to recruit you. What if you had said "yes"? What do you think your life would be if you joined a cult? There are people actually out there doing that. Life is like a video game, it's just that most of us stick to two or three of the features instead of exploring everything.
>>37936646
They've always had cults. You could say all of North Korea is a cult.
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>>37936939
I mean specifically Asian Americans, its not common to see them in that kind of activity, they are usually higher in society.
Also you're right life is pretty strange, I still have there cult panflit on me.
Website is http://uccspace.net
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>>37937032
>panflit
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>>37937077
Something wrong with that statement anon? The cult lady just had panflits on her.
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>>37937032
>I, TOO, HAVE ALREADY COME!
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>>37937159
It says that shit on the panflit too
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