kekistani battle

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<be me
<live in the south east Canadian Rockies
<hunt with family often
<three days ago walk down street yelling "there are only two genders
<get pulled aside by a feminist
<she says"thats not OK stop being sexiest"
< i say there are only two genders the rest are mental disorders
<she gets triggered
<i go home
<next day at school a group of 30 or so feminist are "protesting"
<saying the school sexist
<i get my group of friend and we go out saying random shit to piss them off
<they run around pissing them i stand i the door calling orders
<a feminist looks at me and says"he's the Nazi
<they all turn at me my friend form a line
<the school had a fuck ton of javalines they all grab one
<we get in turtle formation feminist throw shit at us
<i'm in the center of it
<i get hit by a rock
<gets falls to ground
<my face is bleeding my friend(lets call him mason) picks me up
<mason shouts you "hit him you crazy bitches"
<one shouts good
<i'm leaning on him my face is bleeding bad
< i stand up and shout charge and all of the charge the normies
<in the co commotion most of the feminist ran but a few stayed and i wasn't with my group
<i get hit with a bottle
< it doesn't break
< the retard throws me into a wall
< and says i'm dead
<i'm not even sure where the fuck i am
<my cheek is bleeding like a fucker and i'm missing teeth
<he come back with a rock and grabs my shirt and says any last words
<i say for i knew you libtards are cowards, do it
< he gave me a sick smile and said OK
< as he stands up mason kicks him knees out
< mason grabs the rock off the ground and smashes him in the head
<he looks at me and bring the rest of my "army"
<three of my friend lift me up
< i black out
<i wake up a week later turns out the feminist is arrested and my friends get off free