Anyone else here got those extreme voice insecurities?

>>37936099
I hate how deep my voice is, I wish it was higher

>tfw mumble
>don't want to speak too loud or annunciate weirdly so it never goes away

No, my voice is deep, and sexy according to women.

My voice sounds great for a few minutes after waking up. Then it's like some sort of mucus gets stuck to the back of my throat and it sounds very high pitched. I used to read out loud in the morning just for the joy of producing such a deep and manly voice. Sometimes smoking makes is sound good as well.

>Tfw effeminate gay voice and you're not even that gay

>>37936099
Yes, voice is super high pitched and i mumble and stutter a lot. will anyone ever take me seriously?

>>37936099
you can't just say that and not vocaroo it

>>37936473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TRUxyqaFhA
>people openly tell you for years they love your voice
>to this day don't understand why
In my opinion, it sounds high pitched, so maybe that's why they like it, since the average guy has a medium-low pitched one, so a high one is less common?

>>37936640
you talk like a normie. stop saying "but like" and maybe youll get some friends

>>37936720
I usually don't, ever. I just don't post my voice in threads or anything so I didn't really know what to say.

Apparently I pronounce my words weird and everyone I meet thinks I was born overseas.

>voice so deep it sounds like I mumble
>have to raise pitch just to be heard clearly

Post vocaroos, I want to hear all of your shitty voices

>>37936099
Oh fuck I hate hearing my own voice
My internal voice is female so when I hear my actual voice it's a literally gay bastardization of what I want to sound like

>>37936099
>tfw have to say a single sentence 3 times for people to understand what I'm saying
even my own parents don't understand what I say

>>37936099
I used too but not so much anymore.

My voice is overly raspy, a bit high pitched and kind of feminine

I have some sort of speech disorder.
When having to use verbal language, my brain cannot transfer my thoughts into decent spoken sentences, brainlag so to speak.

>>37936640
Sounds like a normal US accent to me
>t. Brit

>>37936099
Does sluttering count? Cause that's my affliction. And I don't even know why I do this, that's really strange. Sometimes I struggle to say 2 sentences without sluttering and sometimes others can't shut my mouth up (when I have episodes I talk "fluently" I am becoming talkative), not necessarily due to alcohol. It's in my mind I suppose

>>37936099
Yeah, my voice fluctuates so much between normal and girly that I'm afraid of speaking up in public or even with just family. I tend to just mumble most of the time.

>>37936099
Yes. I have a nasally cuck tier voice.

J U S T

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dvq3yJSe96
didn't know how to end it, w/e

>>37937110
I have a similar feel.

I speak so low that even my yelling sounds like a normal person talking. I'm not sure if theres training or therapy for it or not

>>37939102
Mine is worse anon. No worries. Your's is fine.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GYg2YIFq3n

try pulling any bitches sounding like this

>baritone
It's lame. Im not really naisly but I get that inland American shit where I talk about those hatdags

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>>37936281
>>37936320
>>37937110
Fuck off voice Chads.

>>37939102
Your voice is completely normal, and doesn't even sound bad in the least. You are shitting on yourself for no reason, whether you believe me or not.

How do I get deeper voice?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MOgQbq6SE8
Hi guys I'm drunk

>>37939212
baddabing baddaboom get that black guy outta my room

>>37939224
It sounds like it'd belong nicely to a fat guy. I don't know if that sounds mean, or anything else like how they told you.

>>37939225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A5DYz3LZO2
zomg how did you know

>>37936099
Yeah, I sound like a fucking retard when I speak.
My voice is just...ugh
No wonder I never got girls

>>37939181
you sound cool as fuck dude. could be a game reviewer whose shtick is he's always a little buzzed

>>37939262
Oh I just said it because you sounded like jontron.

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>>37939181
sounds like a cool guy to hang out with desu, and probably like 19 or 20
>>37939224
it honestly does sound like it's from a larger dude, but if you spoke with some more confidence or strength it could sound p good

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Guys... Mine is horrible...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lSTZKyLF7y

>>37936640
you sound like regular white guy

>>37939284
can you record this:
LEEEEEROOOY
MMMMJENKINS

>>37939284
Listening to this makes me feel even worse. I sound like such a cuck Jew.
>>37939298
Why would you want that, anon?

>>37939224
sounds like autistic CGPGrey

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i'm drunk and will say anything you want for a (you)

>>37939399
Say everything in your pic related

I have a pretty deep, manly voice, but I have issues with stumbling over my words and just mumbling sometimes.

>>37939411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pAsLjAocjB

I'll get better the more faded I get. I have no shame.

>>37939192
Chads? Fuck off lad, deep voice =/= chad. I am a very feminine man and the deepness of my voice completely destroys the appeal. It's horrible. I only WISH I could have a higher voice

>>37936099
i used to have a really quiet yet low as fuck voice, so people often didn't understood what the fuck i was saying.
Now my voice is a little lower than the average and i have absolutely no problem. However, the highest my voice can go is about the same as the lowest voice that vipTenchou can do (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSYS-gwgMSM).
So i can only talk/sing with a low or normal voice, which sucks since most songs i like are singed by women or guys with highpitched voices.

>>37939496
the long term health effects of alcohol are disturbing, especially for younger folk

>>37939600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZUe1poBE8V

>>37939496
Can you please say
"I have three D-size batteries lodged in my asshole as a defensive measure. I call it, the Shining Dragon"
with the most serious voice that you can?

>>37939647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iALKvqtJIp

here you go, not sure how much different we determine 'serious.' I'll do it again if ye want.

>>37939690
That's just perfect, ty.

>>37939647
I want to practice my angry voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fS8wtilna

>>37936099
i posted my voice in a vocaroo thread once
someone said it was shit and mocked me
im never posting my voice again

>>37939746
That just hurts my ears, mayn.

>>37939761
I warned you it was angry desu

>>37939761
That's also pretty good, ty.

>>37939531
Fuck you. Having a deeper voice is objectively better than sounding like a flaming faggot.

>>37939814
But I want to sound like a flaming faggot!

>sister bullied me whenever I practiced for choir at home
>told me that I suck at everything all the time
>still practice singing and playing and instrument by myself
>know I'll never have a girlfriend but at least I won't have some stupid woman bullying me

>>37936099
I used to have a great voice as a child and people would always select me to read because I became fairly literate while young.

Through and after puberty my voice turned into a monotone that is only matched by Ben Stein. People don't mock me for it but in public in my neighborhood sometimes someone will approach me and say they recognized me by my voice. When I went to college classmates told me to go into radio.

My voice is perhaps my biggest insecurity.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mRjMVizb2Z

>>37940191
I want you to sing the french national anthem.

>>37940214
uh okay I'll try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C1L8U0frD9
this is the french one right

>Extreme voice insecurities.

Yeah I got those.

>THIS
>SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAAAY!
>COME SEE ANON FUCK UP HIS LIFE.
>LIVE AND IN PERSON.
>Come down and experience EXTREME (EXTREME!) cringe, thrills and chills!
>Downtown at the Park County Super Arena.
>You think you know autism? YOU HAVN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET!
>BE THERE OR BE SQUAAARE!
>*Free Spaghetti dinner.

>>37940268
no no no
say all of that on a voice messaging service

>>37940241
bad post, bad mic

>>37940280
oh come on, I've got a good microphone. I'm just too disrespectful to plug it in
I just idolize the French and I was told that if I want to be French, then I have to be a gigantic asshole

>>37936348
I'll drink to that, mine still kinda sounds like I'm going through puberty and I'm 22.

>>37940312
you'll keep going though a variety of changes until you are very old.

>>37940328
Oh shit maybe one day I'll sound like someone with a pair of balls between their legs then, maybe I'll slay the pussy when I'm 50

>>37940501
we will all die virgins
for the glory of godde

>>37940328
May you sing with all your voices in heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJCktX7YIc

>>37940514
Oh I have no problem getting laid, I can't keep a girl though because they inevitably all want someone much more masculine than me. I can't compete.

>>37940680
you have made the fatal error of not being a virgin for the glory of godde

>>37939841
until you have to live with it outside of being dommed by internet men

>>37936099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PoiYQLbuL7

>>37940711
>doomed by internet men
you are doomed by godde

>>37936099
Only when high

>>37940727
>garfield
you're fat
why do you hate fat people

>>37936640
it's pretty deep my dude, not bad at all.

>>37940696
Trust me if I could undo it I would

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>>37936099
Not too much with speaking.. But
>Oh my gosh.
>Love music and singing
>have an ok voice
Severe anxiety singing in front of people
>just wanna curl up and die

>tfw you're a 28 year old obese man with the voice of nyanners.

>>37936640
I love your voice
>very 'I do musical theatre coz I'm sensitive' kinda

>>37940985
gloryfy godde in alles that you do
goddespeed

>>37939102
Why? You sound like every YouTube gamer ever

>>37939181
You sound like your name's Luke, you smoke cigarettes, dress in cargo pants and don't shower often enough

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>tfw I have a mild stutter sometimes and, to me atleast, I sound like Im 13 years old

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>>37936099
>get called mam and miss on the phone
>no girls respect me, think im gay
>when i get mad everyone just laughs
>get free steam games by being "cute" on mic
i have a single good point to say about having a high voice, isnt that great?! right guys?! ah haha hahahaha kill me.

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I have a major gay lisp but I don't hear it when I talk so I don't know how to correct it properly, so instead I just talk as monotone as possible like a mega autist