>its haircut time again its over lads

I'm sure you won't have awkward silences or reveal your autism THIS time

>>37935800
that's actually what happens to me
it's the reason why I avoid getting haircuts

What happened to the hair cut meme

>>37935800
I'm not OP but this reminded me of this.
>grow out hair for about 8 months
>fucking sick of it
>don't have my own clippers
>go to a hair salon thing
>NEET at the time so give no fucks about having a cut that looks good (still don't)
>ask the woman to cut my hair as short as possible
>she's shocked
>asks me if this won't cause any problems at work or in education
>haha oh man she has no idea how fucked I am
>"n-no it won't cause any problems"
>she continues trying to make small talk
>spill 10^6 tons of spaghetti that evening
Fucking hell, lads. At least I really liked that extremely short buzz cut, it's comfy.

>buzz my head with top #6 and side #4 for years
>someone convinces me that its stupid to cut my own hair
>go to a supreme cuts or whatever
>middle aged mexican lady gave me literally the same cut
>$15 + tip

I guess it's nice not having to clean up though?

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>>37935897
>she continues trying to make small talk

this is gonna trigger someone. i guarantee it.

I have cut (more like shaved) my hair for over a decade now.

No fucks were given

If you cannot do this, go kys.

>>37935897
>small talk with hairdresser
what ?? i actualy never talked and never heard anyone talk while taking haircut

is it possible to get a decent haircut at a barber/hairdresser if so wtf do u say to them?

>walk into barber
>"give me whatever you think would suit my head shape"

does this work? i'm not really afraid of the barber or anything, it's just that i don't feel like figuring out what looks good

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>>37936219
just mumble the word "undercut" and hope for the best

>>37936228
last time i went to a barber, was a nice old italian dude in my neighbourhood, cataracts in 1 eye and looks like he had parkinsons.

told him i just want it short and neat, whatever he think looked good

and honest to god, the 2 times i actually managed to go there before he shut down due to health reasons (miss ya giuseppe) best haircut i ever had, even with him cutting part of my ear off

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>not cutting your own hair
NORMIES GET OUT

I never take care of my hair and my hair naturally gets like that 2000's JB bowl cut...
maybe I should go to a barber.
but what do I tell him?

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>tfw dad is a barber

>>37935658
I know this feel lad

>tfw she barely cuts any off but you're too autistic to ask for it shorter because you're already having a panic attack and want to get out of there and you have to get your hair cut again way sooner than you want

I would recommend getting a little drunk (but not too drunk) before going if you can. It'll make it much less stressful

>>37936308
Opposite problem here ask for a little trim, walk out with a buzz cut

>>37936284
I've always wanted to cut my hair myself, but mom didn't want to. I tried it once and fucked my hair, since then I can use the scissors without her permit.

>>37936412
Not with scissors, that's just asking for trouble. With clippers.

>>37935998
where are you from anon? in my country all hairdressers talk and a lot, it might be because 90% of them are gay tho

>get a haircut
>barber starts talking to someone else while cutting my hair
phew

>>37935658
I haven't had a haircut in 6 years

>>37935897
>grow out hair for about 8 months

wow that's nothing it was like down to your ears?

>>37936284
>cutting your hair at all

who you trying to impress, Normand McNormerson?

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>mom cuts my hair
>she isn't very good at it but it works

>>37935800
>not going to chinese haircut man so you don't have to talk
they just talk with their coworkers in chinese and laugh at your bald spots but you won't understand so it's okay.