>Anon, help us study! What do?

first you suck my dick

I'd have to be absolutely sure about any answers i'd give to their questions, otherwise I'll just look silly and useless.

>>37935515
Hnnnng, I couldn't say no the the second girl from the left, even if I wanted to, not with that expression on her face~

Yes, I'm weak but I don't give a fuck.

turn off the computer, don't use 4chan, turn off your phone, put on motivational music (synthwave / 80s) make an action plan for studying or failing that, burn everything and learn an actually useful trade which will make you money like plumbing, wish I'd done that when i was in school. Best thing I ever did: quit education and learn trades. Just did it too late.

>>37935515
heIp them study.

I have no time to waste on you losers. How much are you willing to pay me to waste my time you?

t. brainlet dropout

>>37935657
>had enough brains to drop out

good for you anon, college is a meme and you've got the right shekel-attitude

Depends on the subject. If it's STEM, no can do. I'm too dumb. I'm a social science/humanities fag.

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ok.

Let me help you study for life:

Shady hook was a hoax

9/12 was an inside job

The holocaust happened worse than they said, 12 million jews died, that was the true cover up.

Alex jones is the truth

Black cock is life.

>>37935934
sandy hook was definitely a hoax though

>>37935934

>Alex jones is the truth

Accurate.

>Shady hook was a hoax

Probably

Everything else you said is bs

>>37935515
I am sorry girls I know nothing about sociology

>>37935553
Or you could be like "I was thinking" or not phrase everything you say as God's honest truth. You're there to study as well, it's reasonable to get things wrong.

>>37935515
If you're good at something, never do it for free. Fuck beta orbiters.

>>37936627

TOP KEK holy shit nigga hahahahahahaha

>>37935515
I don't even know what is a study, I can't help you.

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>>37935881
>Women doing STEM

>>37935515
I begin pacing around the room as they inform me of the material they are studying and they ask questions. I would throw out answers designed to lead them to the correct answer rather than outright telling them what the answer is. In the end, I'll be too beta to make a move on any of them regardless of any signals they may be sending to me.

>>37937191
If you look at exam reports for STEM subjects you can really see how much worse they are. They're letting them in for the sake of equality but women don't perform well. Maybe some people here can get some stats for their college?

>>37935515
Sorry, I don't know anything.

>>37935515
>ywn meet shadow lady
>ywn go to her house to study
>ywn violently rape her on her own bed
>ywn hold her while she cries

>>37935515


>Those are someone's daughters


Respect

>>37937717
tits or gtfo, you know the drill

>>37935515
I can't. I'm working on my 1000 page absurdist novel.

I dont know shit. I left school 6 years ago and forgot everything instantly.

Sure, hey Stacy want to get coffee afterwards?

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>>37935515
"nah, i've got better things to do."

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>>37935515
>I'm not your teacher, i'm the janitor

>>37935515
Cant i know nothu g

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Since tests and stying is all I was ever good at I'd probably say yes. It's the only reason people talked to me anyway

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>>37935515
>That waiters face

Sure, Stacy's.

But I left my notes back at my place, after we're done eating - we can all go back and pick it up really quick.

Once they got back I'd crack open the wine and get to drunk to study.

At this point I would likely give them all a lecture on why being a whore is bad and how they all need to remain in God's love.

In a more based reality, I would give them all a philosophical lecture on love and get them all to fall in love with me.

At which point I would deflower all of them right there, bringing a minimum of five children into the world in under a year and then move to Utah with my new wives.

>>37937355
They don't perform as well because the male students don't support them the way they support each other.

fIee

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>>37935515
>"Sure let me get my notes"
>reach into bag

>>37935515
> mfw i was bad at school and dropped HS
I didn t even recieve attention for meing intelligent...