>"Anon help! G-get me outta here!" What do you do?

'Heh, sure thing m'lady'
*teleports behind her*
*unzips dick*

>lop her head off
>shrink it
>sell it to tourists

Help her after I've fucked and came in all her nigger holes

>>37934151

Despite disliking niggers, free her from bondage, and ask her to pay me for doing so.

This is my unironic answer.

>>37934320
>skin is now hanging of genitals from unzipped penis
>screaming in agony
>kind of like it in a weird way
>begin to flick around my bloody penis skin flaps
>feelsgoodman
>shove flaps in niganus like gaus going into a popped cyst
>grab balls
>snip with scissors
>now sack is open with testes out
>teleport to table
>plop testes on table
>slam nuts with hammer
>dont want a hybrid baby
>balls explode like grapes
>fuck safety and dont need condom

>day of the rope came early
>just like i'm about to

>>37934151
Sell her into slavery.

>>37934151
Release her.

And yes, I'm a man.

You fucking degenerates.

>>37934151
ThomasJefferson.jpg.

>>37934612
>Yes, I'm a man
X) Doubt

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>>37934151
set the room on fire and leave