tinder

>>37932386
I'm somewhere between 4.5 and 6/10, I got like 20 matches in the first day or two. Average looking guys get plenty of matches, but you won't get a lot of responses or dates

depends on your pictures I guess
worst case would be several weeks
best case would be a few days
if you don't get a few matches from the get go the algorithm will ruin your chances of getting matches in the future

>>37932411
No, fuck off normie.
original ppp

>>37932411
I've had mine for almost a day, no matches.
I'm fat, but not obese, thats probably what it is honestly.
Step 1. matches
step 2. responses
step 3. dates
gotta get to step 1 before I can have your problem

>>37932441
Dude I have messaged like 25 women on tinder and NEVER got a message back, tried everything from "Hello!" to jokes to "Looking to get food and get fucked?" No responses.
>>37932457
Yeah, I see what you mean. It doesn't matter if you get past step 1 if you can't get past step 2 though, the end result is the same really

>>37932525
I dont understand females, why swipe right if you're not interested in talking with the person????

>>37932540
Men do the same thing. When I went on I proably had about 20 guys where no messages were sent on either end.

I was always to shy to message first so it would just sit there.

>>37932540
> why swipe right if you're not interested in talking with the person?
Attention. Only if they match with Chad they write a message.

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>>37932411

If you got that many matches, you are not an average looking guy.

For instance, here's where a guy right-swiped on 200,000 women. He got 150 dates out of it. That's a .00075% success rate.

So, gtfo Chad and stick your head in some acid or something so you can see what things are like for ugly guys.

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>>37932605

You made me so mad I forgot the link. Thanks Chad.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/tinder-man-swipes-right-on-200000-women-with-little-success-a7168056.html

>>37932583
I'm sure thats because dudes are autistic
but assuming the other person messages first, why not talk to them????

>>37932605
More than 150 swiped right though. He only got 150 dates because he had a computer program autorespond to those he matched with. Roasties think they are special and deserve a personal nongeneric response.

>>37932684
Forgot my quote

>...in an environment where women get tons of cursory messages from tons of ill-suited guys, he reasons, the one who stands out should be the one who wins.

>>37932664
If a guy messaged me first, I would always message back! I got like five really nice dates out of it (which did not end up going anywhere).

To be fair, I didn't put much effort into it. I was only on for 2 weeks.

>>37932684

It's super easy to make a bot that can tailor replies to your match. I did it, except I did it to harass them because it was a Chad-bot account.

>>37932731

Also, women are fine with shitty "u wan sum fuk" messages as long as it's Chad sending it.

https://imgur.com/gallery/F9hRS

>>37932386
Don't start with standards, at least not as high as yours.

Let the app stagnate for a few days when you are done making your profile. Then you swipe til you get one match, don't swipe more til you either find out she's a flake or is not going to give you the pussy.

You don't want to waste the pussy, so you want to take it one at a time.

>>37932996
>as high as yours
>looking for a 4/10 or higher = high
fucking why is this so true?

>>37932913
Totally true, this guy wasnt interested in those types, he was looking for a relationshit though.

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OP here
>gets match
>fuckwhatdoido.jpg
>"hello!"
>"Hi, ;)"
>pic related
>fuck it up and say something cheesy and stupid
should i kill myself now or later

>>37933057
>4/10
>looking for 5/10 and above woman

Your standards are high, especially considering that you have social anxieties (you're posting on /r9k/) and therefore can't make up the difference with charisma.

>>37934124
I told you, you'd get plenty of matches but conversation is next to impossible