How're you all today? Have anything exciting planned for

PPPEEENNNl|lSSS
:D

>>37931133
You're really keen on getting my attention, now that you have it what will you do with it? Other than completely annoy me to no ends. You're such a handful. I swear.

>>37931149
penis penis peenoli?

>>37931161
Quit it you. I'm so tired of your vulgarities being commonplace in my threads.

>>37931185
p-penis..!!!

>>37931208
If you reply to this post it's evident you've a clear infatuation with me. Bet you won't post now.

>>37931234
penis haha lol penin can i fug ur penis

>>37931261
I don't have one. Oh my gosh, would you seriously quit it now? By the way you just proved my point so.

>>37931288
i just wan ur penis :D:D:D i know u got penin

>>37931300
I'm through with entertaining you. I'm going to ignore you from here on out. You're so rude and for what purpose? Like come now.

>>37931322
penis lol.. yeah penis

>samefagging to make me think you're a girl
>there're no females online

>>37931348
Look at the amount of posters, I have no business doing what you insinuate. Get over yourself. Like whatever.

Having a PARTEEEEY

>>37931381
ponis

>>37931401
Oh? What sort? Are you having fun at the very most?

>>37931431
i wann party wit ur penis

>>37931451
Don't you have anything better to do? Take your obsession elsewhere, weirdo.

>>37931515
but i want penin right now!

>>37931533
I literally don't care what you want right now, just go and don't come back. I'm so serious right now.

>>37931545
im not going without penis :'(

>>37931560
Ugh. Leave me alone? Please? I don't want to deal with you. Preferably not.

>>37931580
just gibe penin first :d

>>37931599
Don't know what that even means? If you're so fixated on reproductive organs then look them up yourself. Gross. I don't want anything to do with it.

>>37931431just with friends we all graduated from highschool.

I had an interesting idea. What if instead of bringing people to prison, we brought them to their mother?

>>37931635
but penis i just want your penis peninoli penis

>>37931641
Ah, I see. As long as it's in good fun then everything should turn out alright. I got out of high school myself some weeks ago. Summer so far is bliss.
>>37931645
What exactly would that accomplish? I'm confused to say the least.
>>37931667
Bye.

PEEEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSS

>>37931678
>I'm confused to say the least.
I would have made my own thread for this, but I don't really like making threads.
>What exactly would that accomplish?
Hopefully, it would make them feel rather silly about their poor behavior.

>>37931744
Umm I'm not entirely sure that'd work out all too well to be perfectly honest with you.

>>37931782
I said it was interesting, not good.

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>>37931048
todays been pretty /neet/
went diving, visited my dad, had dinenr and a beer with him and tomorrow I'm going to take my diving exam tomorrow

I got swimmers ear though but the pain is gone now at least

>>37931794
Ok.
>>37931946
Sounds awfully pleasant to say the least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3RsJBhhswI

>>37931996
Anyways, stop asking about my plans for tonight. I don't have any and you're not invited.

>>37932017
What's this?
>>37932021
I'll do as I please.

>>37931946
what is going on with my spelling?!
aspergers

>>37932214
>I'll do as I please.
What exactly is that?

>>37932235
I'm not sure. I wasn't pay close attention I suppose. You'll have to forgive me.
>>37932243
I'll keep asking you for your plans whether invited or not. Silly.

>>37932391
>I'll keep asking you for your plans whether invited or not.
Why do you want to know?

>>37932409
Why not? Doesn't hurt anyone at all.

>>37932689
>Why not?
If you create the attitude that people should be open about what they're doing, then if someone is doing something important in secret, they could be forced to stop doing it when someone asks.
As a matter of respect to those people, I stay silent.

Penis? But no seriously there are no chicks on the internet

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Past 3 days have been spent over thinking and hating myself. Oneitis has been spending a lot of time with this one guy who is much older than her, they hang out every day/night now. She may or may not have stayed at his place last night, not 100% sure.

She asked me to hang out tonight but I dont really feel like seeing her. I dont know why I'm in love with her when all she does is hurt me, even if its not intentionally. She tried explaining to me that shes not into him like that, but women always lie so who knows.

>pic related last texts I received from her

>>37932792
It's not as if I can willingly force anyone to share what they don't want to, do as you please. It isn't that much of a problem for me, as long as you're comfortable doing so I guess.
>>37932981
If someone causes you this much strife why do you still choose to cling to them? You may have feelings for this individual but that's probably base instinct at work, maybe you should move on? Or at most fix this lack of communication you two evidently have. Had to rewrite this. Maybe you need a hobby of some sort. Exercise? Something of that nature. There's also a block option, most devices have that. You're making excuses for yourself to be honest.

>>37933222
>It's not as if I can willingly force anyone to share what they don't want to
Not unless you get a subpoena.

>>37933222
Already tried dropping her, I didnt talk to her for months, nothing changed I was still miserable. She would text/call me relentlessly until we finally met up and talked. I dont know how to communicate, thats my ultimate downfall and I can't seem to fix that. I have trouble being intimate with people.

I have plenty of hobbies, her and I really bonded with our hobby. Yeah I feel content when I'm out doing my thing but at the end of the day I still feel sad.

>>37933249
I suppose but I've no connections to be had to do so. Seems strenuous as is.
>>37933318
Like I said, block her. It seems as though you're giving yourself excuses to see her. If you really wanted to quit communication with one another you'd do so and not have a care in the world. If you have trouble being intimate with others then this should be of no constraint to you. Should be done with relative ease. Help yourself foremost.

>>37933376
Moreover, things like "what are you doing tonight" can be personally-identifying information. Sort of against the rules to post that.

>>37933401
Have you concluded? If you look back, I never directly said that.

>>37933451
Only sort of.
It's also only sort of against the rules to post a thread with an avatar image.
You rebel.

>>37933581
I'm no rebel, and if you're so concerned with the rules feel free to do what you see fit. I've done nothing.

>>37933685
Whatever. Got any plans tonight?

>>37931048
I'm going to the gun range with my girlfriend to shoot my new gun. Probably get some dinner and drinks afterwards

>>37933707
Probably going to do some shopping for the day, go for a walk, and chat freely amongst my friends.
>>37933722
Hopefully you two enjoy this. All the more to you.

>>37933745
>go for a walk
What sort of places do you like to go?

>>37933765
I don't really ever set a destination in mind, it's kind of aimlessly wandering about observing nature or whatever have you. I guess.

>>37933887
Sounds like fun. I hope you enjoy your evening.

I'm going to pew pew in EVE Online. Finally got a subscription after playing the F2P trial for 3 months, so now I can try some cool new ships :D

>>37934099
Oh, thank you.
>>37934127
I haven't the faintest clue as to what that is but it sounds like a video game? Anyways, hopefully you enjoy it.

i wannakms
im so bored and lonely and bored and angry and bored

>>37931048
I'm going to try to set a new record shooting cum.
My goal is to hit the ceiling.

>>37934636
What cause other than what you listed out is reasonable to commit harm to yourself?
>>37934873
I really didn't need to know that.

>>37934946
I use the thrusting for extra distance.

>>37935021
Umm ok? Still don't care to know.

>>37934946
>What cause other than what you listed out is reasonable to commit harm to yourself?
my back is also killing me

>>37936005
Those seem petty for such an act but I won't sway you, do as you wish. Though hopefully you don't.

>>37931048
Tori if youve been the making these threads i advice you focus on your schoolwork and leave these sods alone.
You wont do any good.

What show is that pic from desu original?

>>37931133
Benis iben XDddd

>>37931048
I want to turn my long distance relationship into a close distance relationship but we don't have the money

>>37936046
Tori? I'm afraid I don't have any recollection of ever being called this. Nonetheless you've mistaken me for another.
>>37936061
Steven Universe.
>>37936077
You don't say? Is there anything more?

>>37936061
It's from Adventure Time

>>37936022
thanks

at least in hell il get a massage

>>37936198
You're welcome, and umm maybe you will? I wouldn't know.

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Welcome (back?). I'm splurging on nice groceries to celebrate my dead best friend's birthday tomorrow(have to go back out in 30 min), and will also get drunk and watch MMA. Fedor could very well get KTFO tonight.

>>37936198
Hey wait can't you just get one of those on earth

>>37936458
Thank you. Aww, I'm sorry to hear this. Please be careful when you're drinking. To note, I must say that I hope you enjoy that show? Or what I'm assuming is one, I don't know exactly.

>>37936501
no one would touch such a pathetic failure

>>37937073
Dude just go to the mall and pay that Chinese guy what are you talking about

>>37937087
im isolated from malls and big cities

no chinese here

>>37931381
>inserts peen in poopoo hole

>>37937132
how long does it take to get there?

>>37937312
il need a train that will take me an hour to the closest midsized city

>>37937332
I just drove for five hours yesterday.
Why can't you take the train?

>>37937996
I have no money and i wont have soon

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>>37931048
Asked her out

[spoilers]she said no[/spoilers]

>>37938074
Well, get money. Problem solved.

>>37938165
i cant get money for the next few months

so no massage
im sad

>>37938209
What is preventing you from earning money?
WHO IS TAKING YOUR MONEY

>>37938124
Hey mate just to let you know it is spoiler not spoilers. Unlucky about the grill wanna green text?

>>37938215
the govenment hasnt given me an insuarance number yet
now im sad and in pain with barely nothing to eat

>want to fap
>so tired that i cant move arms

its an abstract feel

actually
probably isnt

>>37938124
Trying is better than doing nothing at all? So you've accomplished what some may never do. Like be proud or whatever.

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>>37938230
Appreciate the bro-tip, pretty exclusively a lurker. Basically:
>meet qt grill on tinder (pls no normie ree), finally meet up in person and hit it off, exchange numbers
>hang out weekly, either texting or on snapchat nonstop
>she starts getting more playful when we hang out - touching my arms and shoulders and asking me about lifting. Dinners get a little more intimate, just the two of us instead of friends. Starts to feel like we're going on dates.
>she comes over to my place, we cook a really nice dinner together. Probably the most fun thing I've done in a while
>suddenly she starts texting less
>after two days of awkward texting (her taking 6-12 hours to reply instead of the normal 20 mins) I decide to pull the plug and see if this relationship will breathe on its own
>tfw she says she's not ready for a relationship
>tfw never even held hands
>tfw last message: 10:24am

Sorry it's not a more interesting story.

>>37938368
Where do you live that you can't grow food?