>loving and faithful wife >small cock pick one and only

>>37930605
>Wife
Because even if I was hung like a porn star, I'd still be a lonely virgin robot.

gonna choose the first optionm

7 inches here, is that big?

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>>37930605
>when/how did you realize this?
(You) tell us, op.

>>37931063
Yes, top 6% of men.

I'm picking the loving and faithful wife.
Who wants a small cock anyway?

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>>37931253
>6%
But every person on 4chan has a big dick

I have a largely above average weenie but that's not how it works OP

>>37931299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection_bias

>>37931253
Too bad it hasn't helped me. I mean what am i supposed to say?

>hey girl, my dick is huge, wanna ride it?

That's obviously not gonna work.

>>37931393
How do you know if you don't try it?

>>37931393
I never said it would.

>>37930605
6 inches but not feeling too bad about it. im a manlet so I have bigger problems than that

Why would you pick a small cock?

You can't have a faithful wife if you have a small dick

>6'7
>6.5'' dicc
>khv
Lost on easy mode or too giraffe for grills?

>>37931467
You can only have a faithful wife if you have a small dick: she'd be the only one to fuck you. If you have a big dick, you will just be a toy for sluts to pass around and no woman will want to be faithful to a manslut.

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>>37930605
>tfw have a small cock
>tfw I have a 6/10 gf who watches hentai and has a sph and shota fetish
>tfw she loves my cock

she'll most likely cheat on me with a big dicked chad when she gets bored of me, but it feels good right now

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>>37930605

I'd pick the loving and faithful wife over a small cock anyday.