Hangover stories

>>37927416
Banquet is shit

>>37927505
Their fried chicken in a box is pretty good. You just can't get anything that seems too good. The Salsbury steak is good too

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>>37927619
>good
It's not good anon

>get drunk with friends
>we all get to drunk, so we have to crash at a house ~10 miles away
>at the time, I needed my medication to sleep, so was probably going to lie awake all night
>homeowner's grandpa who was in hospice passed away, leaving almost a full bottle of liquid morphine solution
>friend offers me some to help me sleep

being sober, I probably wouldn't have taken it, but my drunk ass wanted to sleep real bad, and also thought it would feel good, totally ignoring the chance for permanent liver damage and perhaps death.

>take about equivalent of 60 mg of morphine
>still don't fucking sleep
>suddenly at about 9:00 am next morning, I start vomiting
>cannot hold a damn thing down, vomit about every 15 minutes until I go to sleep
>vomited on the bus back home, and friend who drove us (also vomiting about once an hour) had to stop to let me puke in a parking lot

This kind of hangover persisted every time I got drunk for about half a year, thankfully at most I drink once a week. About a year later, my liver is a bit stronger, but I doubt it'll go back to what it used to be.

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>>37927751
>takes morphine while drunk
nigger you are fucking retarded

>>37927416
You sound like fun drinker, would get drunk with and throw eggs.

Boston Market or Michello Angelos (not michellinis or whatever) entrees are good

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>>37927416
>college graduation
>get absolutely smashed
>have no money for taxi so call mommy to pick up
>sitting at this bench at 1am waiting
>some guy mid 30s comes and sits next to me
>idc cause drunk
>says hey and awkward 2 mins silence commences
>'so how much?'
>confused but after few seconds realize he thinks I am an escort
>get up and walk away as fast I can

>drink alcohol
>don't drink enough water
>wake up
>drink water and gatorade
>microwave and eat some of the food I've got in my fridge
>lie down on the couch and watch a movie