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>trying to remove a suction cup by pulling it from the center

wew

>>37924390
>b3 m3
>b3 P3t3y
ftdy

>>37924329
>sitting on bus in high school
>friend asks me if I want to dip
>say "sure why not?"
>put it in my mouth
>bus hits bump
>swallow it
>spit it out of window
>flies back and hits my other friend behind me in the face

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>wake up, hear people speaking outside, but they sound odd
>move aside all the curtains and towels i put on the window to look outside
>it's a very foggy morning, and it seems as if those people i heard were yelling at each other
>i suddenly feel very spooked, and look over to one of the houses
>whenever i look over, i see the curtains open up, and the window shows pure darkness
>i put all the curtains and towels on the window
>i then hear my bedroom door slam open, but it has stayed still
>i start hearing an orchestra play as i try to get myself back to sleep
>my dreams consist of me getting chained up and stabbed, as i watch children getting sacrificed on tv
>tfw every day and night is a lynchian nightmare

>twelfth grade
>two weeks until graduation
>in a worthless computers class taught by a 60-year old woman
>me and friend install a remote keyboard using a USB slot on the back of her computer
>so many wires tangled up she'll never see it

>she always leaves her display on the projector so the whole class can see what she's doing
>wait for her to almost finish an e-mail or pull up some files and then Ctrl+W or Alt-F4

>find her name and address in the staff directory
>find out husband's name
>arrange a robo collections call with husband's info
>"You are receiving this call due to confirm an appointment with Vanessa at [Local Escort Agency]"

>torment her every day
>sort of feel bad about it now

also

>using proxy to play RuneScape and that mining game off Miniclip
>tech people have remote viewing/control on all computers and occasionally check students' screens
>exit out of my RuneScape session and open a text box saying "You cannot play games on school property"
>open tab
>go to Google
>type in "Go get fucked, asshole"

>two weeks from graduation
>get suspended for three days for 'threatening' a staff member
>first time I ever got suspended
>mom cries for an entire hour

>>37924453

>terrified of ghosts until my late teens
>assumed every house older than twenty or thirty years was probably haunted

>dad decides to move
>fuck
>had just started feeling comfortable in old house and have to deal with uncertainty again

>first night there
>laying in bed with the lights off
>heart is fucking race
>starting to drift to sleep
>hear the door creak open
>oh fuck
>maybe it was just the wind

>literally fucking footsteps coming towards my bed
>close my eyes and hide my head under the covers
>moving boxes and containers start falling over

>holy fuck I can't believe this is actually happening
>almost crying

>noises stop
>slowly pull down blanket
>look into the darkness
>feel a slight tug on the sheet
>step-mom's cat pops its head over the edge of the bed

Almost shit myself.

>be poo poo
>pee pee poo poo
>poo pee
>poop poop
>pee pee
>tfw poo poo pee pee

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>>37924479
>that second story

kek