Quest!:Bane of Testudin

Enter gate.

Cast magic missile.

>>37920988
Bro chill lmao

>>37920890
Climb wall instead of going through gate

>>37920988
Magic missile wins unless someone gets trips or 99

Scream. As loud as you possibly can.

>>37920890
go out and rape the first 7/10 village girl you see

>>37921104
Rolling for qt village girl

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>>37920988
FOOSH FOOSH FOOSH FOOSH.

holy shit you are on fire, casting magic missle at nothing.
you are pumped up after your short exercise.

What do you do now fair knight?

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>>>/qst/
you have a whole board u greedy rectangle

>>37921120
Apprehend the darkness.

>>37921120
take off armour and fight like a man

>>37921121
Yeah but this is our ROBOT knight
he lives here

Get some dorky friends to help you on your quest

Including the mashed potato kid

>>37921120
Stick the sword in your dick, and HELICOPTER DICK the wall to cut a hole to climb through

take estrogen pills to get trap mode started

knock the door

>>37921120
Cast meteor strike on the nearest house

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there is a board for this >>>/qst/

calling the mods

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I summon Asuka in kitty cat form to help us search for watermelon.

>>37921213
i rerrolll

>>37921190
reroll

he's wanted this his whole life

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>>37921213
>>37921222
You summon your Familiar Asuka, what a nice cat.
you adventure for watermelons and come back to your original spot.
you have a nice picnic with your lovely Asuka.

a Thunderous cackle can be heard from the castle.

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kill Asuka cat with sword

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>>37921444
I swear to god I'll summon Rei to stop you.

>>37921476
rei please

>>37921444
This, get a better Rei cat

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>>37921208
You were a tattling bitch in grade school weren't you?

>>37921146
You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot

>>37921351
Kill the cat and wear its various parts as adornment on your armor, this should strike fear and provide magical protection as you make your way inside

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>>37921444
you're just making this harder on all of us

>>37921351
I choose to eat the cat

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>>37921351
Fuck cat until it's dead, grab tale and prepare to swing dead cat around as weapon.

>pic unrelated posted commie for no reason

>>37921476
save us rei

>>37921510
meant for>>37921476

reroll for>>37921444

>>37921503
Reroll for this but put the tail on the penile area

>>37921523
R E R O L L N I G G A

make me happy

rei comes to life and smites cat murderers

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>>37921444
REROLL OH GOD

>>37921551
reroll please let me win at life

>>37921444
How many minutes has it been, reroll

>>37921540
This this and this but this too

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>>37921444
>>37921444
Your faithful companion of many years is stricken down by your blade, you laugh as your cat Asuka breathes it's breathe staring at you.
it's last thoughts were "what did I do wrong"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

>>37921555
>>37921601
Did we died?

>>37921601
Ok now put its various parts on your armor son, the tail shall replace your penis

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>>37921601
good fuck that bitch

enter castle

>>37921617
Rerolling for this shit yo

>>37921601
I like how you still have the castle in the backround like "Hey guys there's an adventure over her-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP WE'RE KILLING CATS"

>>37921630
I think il reroll this one as well

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I teleport behind the castle before it can get the drop on us.

>>37921642
Lets keep this reroll train rerolling

Then get a dog and go inside

>>37921601
Spread cat blood and guts across sword and your body as a protection against the bad thoughts and camo in the evil fire dungeon.

>>37921663
This but name the dog grindo the pepperini

Stick ur johnson through entry gate for prebattle handy.

>>37921601

Fuck this shit, become allies with the sinister warlock!

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run away from castle

>>37921672
Reroll kek

>>37921675
This but then fuck the dog as you run inside

>>37921696
reroll yet again

>>37921680
2 4 6 8... this rereroll can not wait

>>37921718
This is not a reroll

>>37921710
i will shit in my own hand if I don't win in this reroll REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37921688

Aw fuck yeah, dubs! If all goes well, this'll evolve into loot and pillage quest!

>>37921695
reroll for cowardice and angst

>>37921748
what the hell reeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll

The ghost of Asuka possess the body of the knight and enters the castle to slay bakas

>>37921777
Rerollers btfo

>>37921763
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REROLL please gamemaster

>>37921777

Fuck, we could've had Pillage Quest, but nooooo, kys

yall already fucked up desu senpai

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>>37921799


>>37921777
>>37921555
>>37921222

I'm just good at playing, watch this.

>>37921688
already won before window closed

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>>37921824
Asuka haters btfo

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>>37921824
I can go all night honey bunny

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>>37921688
>>37921688
You Hail the Evil Warlock, proclaiming your undying servitude for him
"Fuck off cunt, I saw what you did to that cat like hell am trusting you"
a few seconds pass
"I also fucked your bitch!"

What now?

>>37921830
Dude
You do know how to crop pictures right?

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>>37921850
Kill Asuka's soul with magic

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>>37921853
all I know how to do is get trips baka

>>37921850
We must get revenge, try to get into the castle to fuck him infront of his bitch instead.

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>>37921867
Rerolling for asuka's ultimate destruction

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>>37921867
rerolling for destroying asuka forever

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>>37921867
REROLLING FOR HIGHER DUBS TO DESTROY ASUKAS SOUL WITH

>>37921850

Show him the goatse.

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>the whole world is against you
>it wouldn't be a fair fight otherwise

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>>37921867
YOU MADE ME DO THIS YOU CUNT

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>>37921867
ROLLING!!!!SJDGDS

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>>37921966
>>37921900

>you can't beat lucky sevens

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Bring Asuka back to life and then torture her

>>37921830
Hi /r/4chan.


If this wins, have knight browse Reddit, /r/Catholic.

>>37921977
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sausage links.

>>37921850
Pick up the cat pieces and wear them on yohr armor and put the tail on yoir penis

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>>37922030
what did he mean by this

wtf how is that comment not original

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>>37921977
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE ASUKA IS A DUMB ROASTIE THAT DIES NOW

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>>37921900
You summon forth the gate of the Devourer and flung your old friend Asuka into it's pits.
It's soul will be torment for two hundred centuries for it will remain being consumed and tortured until the last of it's being is puffed from existence.

The Fortress suddenly errupts with Tremendous power and the Dark Gate is summoneded forth.
Soon Testudin will walk the earth and lay waste to the Kingdoms, any action now is hopeless.

What is your last action before Chaos consumes the land?

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>>37922104
>gamemaster is a reifag

>>37922122
>Dumb a cyka poster is a scriptfag

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>>37922104
masturbate immediately

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I kiss best girl one last time.

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Asuka won the game but the terrible game master cheated.

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He should be ashamed of himself.

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This is now a best girl threaderino.

Open gate wider to get warlock and castle, put on a party hat

>>37922104
Cast magic missile into the darkness

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rare fantheory

>>37922104
Blow up the castle using the Stand Killer Queen.

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>>37922144
this is all that matters now

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>>37922135
>when you are so good at internet rpg's people call you a cheater

>>37922214
>good
>only way to obtain digits is completely random luck or a script
>consistently get's dubs
The evidence is there. NGE is shit.

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haters are monstrous beings

>>37922184
Reoloioiolo

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rare asuka kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7y8U29bfzE

>>37922231
You're just white knighting her

why don't you consider Shinji's feelings

>>37922104
stick sharpie in pooper

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>>37922248
Remember this scene from rebuild? She looks at her hand right after trying to slap Rei? What do you think she saw?

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cute playful asuka

asuka cucks are the absolute worst trash.

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>>37922304
wow what a wonderful girl

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Game Over.

Your last action is cumming over your dead cat as it plunges into hell.
you utter your last words
"Im so fucked up"

Testudin brings about an age of torment and destruction, while the warlock rules the Kingdom and taken your wife as his bride.
you die a horrible death.

>>37922122
Misato actually.

This has been pretty alright, a shame we got sidetrack but that comes with the territory.
I might do this again sometime and actually come with some improved art skills but that'll be a long time coming since I only have my mouse.

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>>37922325
what a crime, the idiot won.

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farscarpe

>>37922327
Rest in peace
That was awful, I loved it

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I would go hiking with Asuka in the winding hills of Japan and she would sprain her ankle and I would have to give her a piggy back ride back down to the cabin. Slowly, she would slip down, from resting her hands on my shoulder and propping herself up, closer and closer, until she wrapped her arms around my chest and her red hair gently drapes around my head like a curtain, cutting off sight and sound from anything besides her soft breathing in my ear. Slowly, one of her soft hands would rise up and caress my cheek, before slowly guiding it to her waiting pillowy pink lip's embrace and kiss me sweetly.

>>37922385
Wow, how lucky such a pathetic twerp gets to be insulted by an alpha female.

You're all cancer

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>>37922418
asuka is light

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>>37922475
seems like this guy was the best one

someone plz save this thread

I honestly barely watched evengelion I just have some deep rooted hate for Asuka from watching the show long ago.