/britfeel/

>>37918484
Lads I have a couple of tabs of lsd that I've had in a pill box for a couple of months. Guessing they're useless now?

PAKIS OUT NOW

not original

Anyone got that video of Ebin going for a run?

I'm no longer tripping balls, but stoned as fuck to pad the landing.

if anyone's into lo-fi-ish hiphop, check this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kCGKMP4SsM

>>37918507
I'm gonna give them a go lads so speak up now pls

Just finished shagging my gf lads, away to sleep now hope you boys have a good rest of the night.

>>37918621

So?
Any good or what?

>>37918809
Just under my tongue now. Never taken it before and they might have lost all potency because I've had it awhile.

>>37918824

if they had a sorta metallicy-taste to them, that's a good sign.

>>37918860
Just had a curry so hard to tell. How long before it would kick in?

>>37918905

anywhere from 20m to 40m (if you've just eaten)
check out erowid for all this (as you should've done, lad)

just to update you all, my amazon order shipped :)

Keep punching myself in the face when I fuck up at something basic because it reminds me how much of an utter shitfest failure my life is.

lol

Why does diazepam/valium sometimes make me feel agitated?

Only took 2mg to calm me down before I was going to sleep and it's made me feel odd, as opposed to calm.

Kinda feels like I still have all this internal, mental anxiety inside but the diazepam is giving me a false sense of calm which is causing me agitation. If that makes sense...

anyone relate?

>>37919652
It's making you calm enough to think about things

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2 British murderers in OP pic. I like this

But I hate
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>37919703
Yaknow what that makes sense. Usually I'm so wrapped up in anxiety/avoiding anxiety that I don't actually get a chance to reflect on my life and appreciate my current situation.

Now that the anxious fog has cleared abit due to the diazepam, it actually makes me feel a bit worse as I can fully appreciate the shitness of my situation.

What'd ya reckon?

>>37919750
I think you're my favourite name fag. It's so abstract it's hilarious.

>>37919756
I been going through the same thing this week and thats pretty much been my conclusion. Did you get it presribed or what?

>>37919803
prescribed. Most of the time it makes me feel calm. Occasionally nights like tonight happen.

You buying online?

Hullo hullo!

Alri' lads! Just giving you lucky boys a sneak preview of my new character, Sloppy Jim!

I'm a mechanic by trade, it's tough coin and I work hard. Or is it hardly working? Ha ha

Anyway, I tend to get in to some whacky scenarios in my auto shop that I'm sure will entertain you all, no matter your sexual orientation.

That's it for now though folks!
Catch you later! Tarah tarah!

>>37919818
>You buying online?
Yep. I actually bought them because my GP was being a dick about my meds and I needed something to take the edge off. There's been times in the past I've taken loads of it and xanax for way too long which I'm sure has damaged me.

>>37919838
Why are my starts always jerky and how do I stop stalling on hills?

>>37919777
Thank you god. Please have them expand Exeter into East devon so it isn't so boring.

Tall buildings, museums, art galleries and people who aren't your stereotypical normie

>>37919850
don't get addicted anon. Apparently coming off that shit is worse than heroin, and it can also kill you.

What other meds you taking?

>>37919838
Are we actually getting quality content at 4am in the morning?

>>37919910
>implying 4am britfeel doesn't have the most quality content

>>37919838
>Soppy Jim
>Sloppy Jim
state of you

inputting destinations on google earth from my town and driving down the roads lads, this is quite fun actually. Hope it'll prepare me for driving.

>>37919958
I've shitposted in this thread at all hours of the day for quite a long time. 4am is quite a comfy time because all the racist scum, and people who argue over stupid shit have gone to bed. But it's quite slow.

>>37920015
Ha ha! What am I like lads?

Sometimes I amaze myself!

Tarah tarah!

HAHAHAH holy shit lads acid just kicked in

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>>37920193
try not to focus on the demons coming to attack you

>>37920282
>thinking a gif from the shit version of Evil Dead would freak me out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-40371193/the-small-town-drag-queen

Tilde is on the BBC

Time for sleepy bye bye. Wage slaving in East Devon at 12

Phoned up my granddad lads. Told him I think he's a boring twat.

>>37921012
I'm sure he is equally ashamed of having you as his grandson.

Just got home. Trying to sleep but spinney as fuck.

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>>37918579
Its private.


What you lads upto? I'm doing nothing again desu. Really don't know where to start anymore.

>>37921423
Currently got a comfy LSD buzz going. You should try a small dose sometime.

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>>37921441
I would be too scared to take anything like that, don't know where to buy it either

Where do you lads buy clothes? Have realised recently that most of mine are a bit old and shit

REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>37921585
I have no sense of style at all, but fat face, debenhams, next
>>37921423
just woke up with three hours sleep. I'm still a bit drunk, wich makes going home from uni even better tbqh

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>guy that makes shit characters that isn't BritNormie announces his character obnoxiously again

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REAL STEINER HOURS

>>37921668
Which poster is this?

>>37921745
>WCW
>having three of these
>>37921754
I won't say his name. If I don't mention the slopp, the character will flop

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ebin, do you even sleep?

>>37921542
Have you taken any drugs? I'm not trying to encourage the habit but if you're a shut in robot you might as well give some of them a go

>>37921821
no pls ebin needs love and help not drugs

>>37921800
I often oversleep during the daytime
>>37921821
no, I don't even use painkillers

if i could delete 4chan i think i would

>>37921939
you can allways delete yourself

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I prepose /britfeel/ strike action in prostest of having the same op image for this long. It's been wonderful, but we need a change, comrades.

>>37922169
What's stopping you make one?

Bit bored of this acid now lads. I'm still doing and thinking the same things just things get wobbley if I stare at them too long.

>>37922194
idk kev, you could talk me through it but it would be easier for someone that isn't retarded to make it

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I'm 4 minutes into the first episode of love island and I've had to turn it off lads. Afraid my face might be set into permanent look of disgust now. Has anyone else seen it? It's all normies seem to be talking about right now.

>>37922318
>he talks to or knows of what the lowest common denominator of normie is doing with their lives
never, I watched a whole season of 'I'm a celebrity' and that was enough

>it's an edge all night instead of going to bed episode

I really need to stop this.

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>>37922377
I have facebook that still has a bunch of people i "knew" from school on, and love island stuff gets shared a lot. I could barely get through the opening sequence, these are the biggest turbo-normies physically possible. It sounds fedora-tier but i can't put into words how much i dislike these people.

No idea what dose that was but it was more than advertised.
I've just unlearned my understanding of the universe, down to the tiniest fibre and synapse in my head. And I'm fucking exhausted.
Didn't figure it out this time.

>>37922575
I'm on a trip right now and a bit bored desu

I've only been awake 13 hours and I'm tired as fuck

Want to stay awake until tonight to fix sleeping pattern but I'm way to tired

How can I stay awake for another 18 hours?

>>37922589
I wish I had one unoccupied thought the past 6 hours at least
i need a shower, for my soul

lads, does costa open at half 7? I'm so hungry

>>37922785
im sure you could bribe them to open up early but it would costa lot

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>>37923228
>it would costa lot

>>37922609
Do some physical activity it will stop you feeling tired

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>>37918484
>tfw ginger

hissssssss, go away sun. This is from yesterday when it was overcast all day.

Anyone in this thread like rose, Eliza, Erica, or Ashley

>>37923357
>hissssssss
Is that the sound of your skin burning

>>37922318
here's a nice quote from the show
>"i've only slept with 28 girls"
>[surprised tone] "really?"

>>37923655
Why did you care about this show

>>37923576
I genuinely dont know who they are and I'm sure that's a good thing

>>37923647
Feels like it. Didn't hurt at the time but it's burning up now.

ant on dec antondec ant inside of dec permanently inside of decs anus

antondec ant on - ant on - ant on dec. inside of dec. inside of dec. ant permanently inside of dec

ant penetrating dec. dec grimaces. ant splurges n now dec is ded. poor dec poor dec, utmost very poor dec.

poor poor dec is ded ant rubs forehead

ant on - ant on - ant on dec

poor anton. poor dec. poor anton anton dec. dec is ded. dec is ded. dec must die

>>37923700
The sun is massively over rated it's just a big cancer making ball for normies
>>37923692
They are girls who had a cult following on r9k

>>37923728
What have you taken
Oriental

Should I adopt a rescue cat?

>>37923817
Yes
Folkin robot m8

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OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH JEREMY CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR-BBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNN
original commentary

>never clean your walls
>take acid
>entertainment for hours

>>37923868
I don't get this meme
Origialedigalydungigilydundun

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>>37923875
would probably be some cosmic horror if I took acid and looked at my wall

>>37923896
which> People chanting jeremy corbyns name to seven nation army? Its like a football chant for braindead lefties

>>37923852
Saw this one ad that said a cat had to go to a female only home because it doesn't like men.

I find it hard to believe a cat can tell the difference between a male and female person.

Tfw haven't spoken to a girl in so long I'm forgetting what they sound like

>>37923940
Cats can be quite intelligent I had one that knew how to sit when told to

>>37923934
Ere m8 I'm votin fur jezza coz ees like fur the pepol lik me init n eel givus more benefits lik yagitme

>>37923995
That's beyond intelligence though, that's recognising humans are not other cats, and then recognising that humans have sexes and finally recognising that humans have visual differences between sexes.

>>37924034
A cat won't realize "that's a male that's a female " it will just not like the humans with deep voices

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>>37924029
I voted labour my area is a tory safeseat, I was going to spoil my ballot but the old people working were so nice I felt bad and voted labour and corbyn is the most memeable candidate

>>37923995
don't know what the deal is with cats, my neighbours cats sit and look at me in the garden sometimes then sprint off when I approach. I just chase them off now if I see them. I sprinted out of my kitchen one time while it was sat and it spazzed out and jumped away

>>37924125
>voted labour
based ebin

>>37924125
When they're just looking at you they can pretend you're merely part of their kingdom, but that illusion shatters for them when they realise how tiny and weak they are.

>tfw even saving as much as possible its still gonna be like 8 months before i can buy a campervan to live in

reeee, then i still need to save up enough money live off of for a while

>>37924255
>campervan
how much do they cost?

>>37924264
new ones are expensive as fuck, tens of thousands even, im just gonna spend like 6 grand on a used one that hopefully wont break down after a week

lads, why does 4chan think all my images are corrupt?

>>37924313
Nothing wrong with Clover, must be you phone being weird

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>>37924326
i'm on a desktop, but i'll try turning off 4chanx and see if that works

>>37924352
>posting from an actual computer

lmaoing at your life

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>moth in my room

>>37924356
phoneposting is pretty uncomfy, I can type at least 115 wpm on desktop, posting on phone takes me ages

>>37924352
oh okay, i guess it's just a 4chanx problem then

>>37924360
>I can type at least 115 wpm on desktop, posting on phone takes me ages

alri granddad

>>37924370
alright then, how fast do you type?

>>37924356
i don't own a phone, plus i like posting from my computer anyway

>>37924375
Fast enough to shitpost by phone

>>37924383
Desktop typing is way different to phone typing, I only bought a smartphone at the end of last year for the first time, takes me like 10 times longer to type anything on it

>>37924397
>tfw sister makes fun of me for using two hands to type on a smartphone
Just seems easier to me

>Corbyn at Glasto
>Crowd chanting his name

Uhhh have we learnt nothing from the past?

Shall we list off some other "popular" leaders?

Stalin, Mao, Lenin, Hitler, Kim Yong il

>>37924423
how do you do that? my phone is pretty big so I have to hold it in my left hand while using my right index finger to type

>>37924426
trump

>>37924441
>how do you do that? my phone is pretty big so I have to hold it in my left hand while using my right index finger to type
I just hold it like a gameboy and type with both my thumbs. I'm not a phoneposter though, so I only use my phone for texting people infrequently

>>37924426
>Stalin
>hitler
I rather liked those guys

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>>37924441
Erich Honecker

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>>37924461
my thumbs aren't even fat but I'd mispress stuff with them if I tried that, I keep mispressing stuff with just my index finger. Think 8 year old girls are more proficient at typing on phones than me

>>37921585
Anyone who's awake now have any suggestions?

>>37924534
nah go fuck yourself boi. wear a Jewish loom cloth for al we care

>>37924534

thinkgeek.com has a range of t-shirts with amusing things written on them.

Or, if cute anime grills are more your style, you can get your t-shirts from J-list.

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Morning lads! How are we feeling today?

I started feeling very bad last night but I feel quite good now desu. Got five hours of slavery then two days off!

Could any of you recommend me some more PS4 games as well? Your advice has been great so far and I can buy one or two at the time.

And happy birthday poleaboo! Hope you have a great day and enjoy yourself. You have done really well this past year getting your job and everything. Keep it up! Treat yourself today lad!

>>37924534
I wear the same two pairs of sports direct 2 for 15 quid trousers for years. I need to buy some but have no idea where to start haha

>>37924534
primark

cheap, quality clothes

>>37924577
is it two weeks of cute bio pills now? How is that going?

>>37921585
Asos


Eating 5 caramel slices in the bath lads

Unemployed skinny fat life

>>37924671
this is the dream, congrats lad.

Not sure if I should have this other tab of acid or just go to sleep.

tfw you want to cry because of the nominalistic online property markets its no my house its my bit the more you realize the more you'll shit imagine a biscuit imagine a biscuit

>>37924744
what did he mean by this?

oririr

>>37924784
Dunno but kinda want a biscuit now

>>37924642
Been taking anti androgen for about two months. Estrogen should be arriving very soon and I really can't wait!

>>37924784

The weekend is a good time to learn

>find somewhere to sit a dump is coming

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my hair is crazy lads, think I might get mummy to book a haircut but I'm not looking forward to it, last time it looked shit. I don't know what to ask for. Should I just print some pictures off and say do something like that? I really wouldn't care but it keeps blowing into my face and all over the place, its pretty uncomfy

>>37924864
i think your off your head lad

>>37924920
I have done the picture thing before and it should work out okay so long as the hairdresser is decent. Hoping it goes well for you!

>>37924864
Bonsai?

>>37924920
i fucking hate haircuts ever since i started going to a barber's, i don't know how people deal with this bullshit every few months

>>37924920
Does the hair cutting person come to your house? Its much comfier that way.

>>37924961
>had a shit
>going for a shower
>might have a shave
>what

Any lads in Shropshire about, wanna ask you some questions.

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>>37925013
It's him lads! It's really bonsai!

i wonder who the first /britfeel/ poster is

like, the first person to ever post in any /britfeel/ thread

>>37925114

The first ever 'Britfeel' was November 20th 2014, but before that, there was a 'British Feels' thread.

I (shipanon) was the 3rd reply in this thread, but I have a strong feeling the 1st reply may have been >tfw stuck in east devon

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14708799/

I know I'm not the only one still here from 2014.

>>37925238
>I know I'm not the only one still here from 2014.
I've been posting in these threads for at least a couple of years, although I sometimes dip out for a few weeks at a time

>>37925300

did you work for goodfellas on their advertising campaign, or are you genuinely nothing to do with them?

>>37924961
have fun wageslaving tilde

>>37924973
dunno how long its been since I went desu, my hair is quite wild at times. I have no idea what "style" to go for I think it looks pretty good "long" but it doesn't stay in place well right now

>>37924991
no, its one i've gone to who forever who my mum knows and she knows of my "problems" so doesn't try talk to me. I don't know if they're any good since she just cuts old peoples hair I think but i'm too scared to go anywhere else


somehow managed to do nothing again for the last 12 hours. Really do not know what to do, I can't focus on anything anymore and its frustrating me heavily. Also got a stabbing pain behind my left ear thats driving me crazy, am I dying?

Made a peculiar post before i lost my damn mind

Was this edition named in my favour? Or a happy coincidence.

I'd kill for a wink of sleep

>>37925300
>>37925238
when was the time that the older gimmicks like
>manc suicide pact when?
and the guy who would buy you a pint after a fight started? its just been a blur, cant pinpoint specific times

>>37925310
Sorry anon, but the only thing I'm legally allowed to reply to this post is a recommendation for Goodfellas and their delicious pizzas.

Lads. They're taking me off benefits because they found out I can cook an egg. I have chronic narcolepsy and can't leave the house due to sleep attacks. What the fuck do I do?

>>37925345

Desuarchieve says that was around October 2015.

One of my favourite britfeel memories was bathanon challenging BritNormie to a fight, that was also 2015.

>>37924577
>>37924850
>>37924961
>>37925049
Racist Boy
Go Far Away

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>>37925387
>Lads. They're taking me off benefits because they found out I can cook an egg

to be fair I don't know how to cook an egg though

I'm worried they're going to kick me off before long, I've been coasting for years

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>>37925387

It that real? I know they do have a points system and being able to cook gets you less benny points.

Make an appointment with citizens advice beureu, they're more experienced with appealing this stuff.

Forgot how bad the thread was in early to mid 2016 before looking at the archive

>>37925552
even being a current avatarfag I'm glad the mass bulk of normie waifuposters fucked off

>>37925571
Just need to get rid of the annoying tripfags and we will be better off tbqh.

>>37925614
Time for you to leave hasan

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>normie
>waifuposters
Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

I'm thinking of getting into vintage photography lads. Should I?

Just what I need another expensive hobby.

>>37925647
no really, go look at the archives from early to mid 2016 you'll see what I mean.

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You stupid CUNT fly. What kind of retarded drooling moron who has access to the entire country decides to fly inside someone's fucking bedroom then go round and round in circles because you're too thick to find your way out again.

Just fucking DIE you worthless scum. Your whole species is braindead trash, just fuck off you CUNTS.

>>37925628
>Only people of Arabic descent dislike tripfags

>>37925648
Define vintage.
Do you just mean film or do you mean plate photography?

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>>37925741
GET THEM OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>37925695
Tilde and Ebin are the only ones I give a fuck about

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>>37925814
good taste

don't want to go to sleep cause it'll feel like defeat by not doing a single thing again but I feel like i'm too tired to do anything.

>think about one cringeworthy thing you did 12 years ago
>decade ruined

I'm not gonna count calories today
Just one day
I know a lot of people must say that and few ever mean it and even fewer actually give it an honest try.... but, it's just one day

Maybe in another 100 days it'll be another 'just one day'

>>37925049

The lacuna

the tired thread after the colours have shown might make one trash a doll, first wheel away a tab in a book on a shelf for another day or take a tramadol because as soon as you slow it down I shut up so I guess thank fuck we are only Detroit gay https://youtu.be/R7Vj4BolHOo

>>37925960
1% error margin is better than most m8, i dare say you've earned it

if you dont love the taste of black coffee and beer then you are a literal child and will die a virgin

>>37926068
Fuck off melt. Black coffee is horrid.
Beer is fine brand pending.

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Increase your wealth

>>37926101
>t.cuck who orders 15 word long coffee at starbucks

>>37926101
>Fuck off melt

Not seen this in a while, we need to bring it back along with fraggle and "utter fucking weapon".

Is captcha super slow for anyone else? Is Hiroshimoot trying to bamboozle us into buying passes?

>>37926151
i use "absolute weapon" all the time irl

>>37923655
>>"i've only slept with 28 girls"
>>[surprised tone] "really?"

this is why i prefer the company of your weird cunts

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Mass Produced Doubles

Kind of torn between getting some tesco cauliflower cheese or co-op's 4 cheese pasta bake as my side dish lads.

>tfw tesco has the 5quid for 2x sides(600g cauliflowers) and 1x main (those 3.5 quid stroganoffs/hunter's chicken//etc)
>the "mains" haven't been in stock for over 5 days
>it's a fucking massive tesco extra and not a single delivery

JEWS JEWS JEWS YOU FUCKING JEWS

i do fucking hate the culture in the modern western world tbqh lads.

>>37926245
You aren't one of those lads that thinks everything asian is the best and they can do no wrong are you?

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>>37926245
adopt Chinese culture

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Speaking of waifus, maybe you lads should post yours, just for a laugh.

>captcha: ebanon

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUUSE TONIIIIIGHT

orgino

WE GUNNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>37926253
>ou aren't one of those lads that thinks everything asian is the best and they can do no wrong are you?

no, they have their problems too. i just hate modern culture here. everyone obsessed with drinking/drugs, mind less sex, glamorization of retarded body standards, nihilist attitude. i love our history but fucking hell it went wrong somewhere, i think.

any of you lads ever went on holiday abroad on your own? id like to visit the angkor wat but have never left the country alone

2 days till I found out my degree classification, if it's not a 2.1 might be time to end it lads

>>37926330
what you studying lad? with a lot of places, there is hardly a difference between how they treat a 2:2 and a 2:1

>>37926353
chemistry
every job specifies minimum of 2.1

>>37926309
The 60's lad.

>>37926319

Within 6 hours of me leaving the country on my own for the first time, I was sleeping on some Swedish park bench because I had fucked up my hotel booking.

What can I do to entertain myself that doesn't require a consistent internet connection?

These fucking normies are watching their shitty netflix shows and I can barely load wikipedia

>>37926319
Aye. Did Japan last year on my own. Vietnam on my own this year. Honestly think I'd not enjoy it as much with someone.

>>37926423
Should try to access the router settings lad.

Just smashed open the first beer of the day lads - one icy cold SanMiguel (660ml OC) and plenty left. Still stoned from last night.

>>37926441
>Should try to access the router settings lad.
What do I do if I somehow manage to get into it? It's a Virgin router but the pass isn't "admin" so I'm not sure what it could be.

>>37926421
how did you manage that lad? and how did you not die in the swedish tundra

>>37926319
Visited Paris + Amsterdam alone. Go everywhere alone. Others fuck up my plans, take too long, fanny around etc.

>>37926451
did u know san miguel means saint michael

>>37926452
Not sure on Virgin routers but some usually have the default password on the back of the box.

>>37926490
No but I do now lad, how very interesting. Did you know SanMiguel's origin is in the Philippines??

>>37926491
That's a shame, the router is in their room. It works absolutely fine after they fuck off to bed, but during the day it's terrible for lag. It just took me 5 tries to fill in the fucking captcha because I'm so laggy.

>>37926526
Must be something on the net about breaking the router password.

>>37926516
i knew it was popular there but didnt know that no, thought it was spanish tbqh
what the hell

>>37926560
Kinda makes sense, Asian Mexico is known for their Spanish history.

>>37926538
Not sure how I'd go about that desu

What would it entail?

>>37926587
I mean if you research about resetting the password on a Virgin router there might be some answer.

>>37926587
For the settings its usually a stock "admin" and "password" situation unless someone changed it when you bought it. They are all online, its how i found my one.

just remember HALT
Hunger? eat
Angry? write
Lonely? talk
Tired? sleep

>>37926684
>Unironically taking naps

>>37926471

It was July, so it only got down to about 12c

>>37926719
>unironically using the term 'unironically'

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I've lost my passport, and I go to France in 3 weeks

>>37926750
>Implying I didn't use it ironically
You've got a lot to learn, lad.

>>37926666
Yeah that's how normal routers are but this shit apparently only has a randomly generated string on a sticker on the physical router which isn't in my room or any communal areas so I'm fucked.

>>37926684
thx this solved my issues

>>37926775
>using the term implying
>still greentexting in 2017

>>37926767
Isn't there some way to recover it? Or does it take like a month to get it back and be remade?

>>37926767
>tfw was going on holiday with family a couple of years ago
>day im meant to go realise my passport was out of date

@37926786
>mentioning current year
>Giving (you)s

>>37926797
>actually riding on a 'Good Fellas' limited edition XL 'Augustine' dildo whilst posting

@37926818
>He doesn't like good fellas
>In current century

Wall guy from yesterday. Turned up to work today and a colleague said I look absolutely fucked and that I should have time off.

Why do I get so jealous whenever a girl I talk to mentions that she had sex last night or something?

I may be a KHV but I should know better

>>37926857
Cause it makes you aware of your lack of sex and how some guy got it and you didn't.

Should bang her lad.

>>37926882
she's american mate, can't bang her

she said I'm cute but we both know that she was trying to make me feel better

>>37926789

Never mind I found it, and also found my watch that I'd lost months ago, and the TV remote.

who else here /LivesVicariouslyThroughaSeriesofFictionalOnlinePersonas/

>>37926893
That's relieving lad. This reminds me when I was travelling with the family, and my retarded as fuck Dad had his ticket in his back pocket. Of course, the ticket fell and he lost it. Fortunately, some lovely old couple saw us standing in 1 place searching around and asked if we had lost a ticket, got it back. Will never forget that moment, sometimes I wish I could just call my dad a fucking retard out loud.

>>37926911
I'm thinking of starting a new trip where I talk about undergoing hormone therapy. Do you think it's unique enough to take off?

>>37926930
follow ur dreamz

pls amazon driver deliver my 3ds game quickly

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Me on the right he he xS

Willy bum bum poo willy wee wee

Had a dream about all the girls i fancied during high school, there were quite a few

Since then I haven't fancied anyone

spent last night in a premier inn lads, just wanted to get out of the house for a day. it was alright
costs 5 quid for unlimited internet though

>>37926966
were they laughin at your small penis

>>37926965
Bloody silly thing to say that lad haha

>Had a dream where I fucked my oneitis

Thanks brain

>>37927007
Its weird how I know you have one since you brought it up. We arent all as ugly as you, some of us actually had relationships with women but now its all gone

This is a feel thread not a bully thread, now I'm sure you've heard this before but you're just not wanted here

>>37926965
>>37927017
Now listen here lads, no more silly business okay or its beat down time

>>37927004

I've done that once, how much did you pay? 5 for the internet seems extortionate, couldn't you just be a phonefag for 1 day?

>>37927033
don't you get triggered by throw away comments often?

>>37927050
What?

originalemanno

anyone else /left/ but slowly become more right because of dumb shit like this
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/ng-interactive/2017/jun/24/stephen-collins-on-david-davis-and-brexit-cartoon

>>37927076
I SAID IS YOUR PENIS SMALL

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>Put read meal in oven
>"30 minutes"
>Suddenly notice it's been in for 41 minutes
>Sprint to the oven
>Panic, expecting it to be burnt
>It's a solid block of ice.

>>37927038
bums and willies

>>37927087
Not particularly, this is not a bullying thread

>>/int/

>>37927124
aye lad, you know cooking times change for frozen and defrosted stuff right?

>>37926451
good lad. just had my wake and bake, heading up to my cousins for some food beers and a comfy day of vidya.

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>>37927081
Honestly does look better than the UK now.

>>37927081

But anon, the left is made exclusively from garbage like this.

>>37927136

But this says "cook from frozen"

>>37927045
i have a shit phone and the internet doesnt work on it
it was 60 quid, i did book last minute. and i spent 20 quid on pizza and ice cream

>>37927140
>according to leftists peaceful rural england is a bad thing

>>37927162
Of course. Those small villages don't host their fair share of the new muslim population. They need to be more open minded.

>>37927145
might be your oven that's shit. mine takes 30 min to cook chips. doesn't cook pies properly either sat waiting an hr and they still come out soggy.

>>37927145
Lad, I think you may have forgot to put the oven on.

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?

>>37927229
will you succ me ?

I really dont like dogs lads

>tfw tesco i work in is literally 4 minute walk away (saves shitloads of time and money on transport)
>make a tenner an hour cause nightshift(7.64 + 2.71) , near 16 on sundays/bank holidays
>they're making it 8.50 next year plus I get to smuggle free shit + employee discounts/vouchers

i just want to leave retail m8s and go back to hotels/restaurants which are more stable for the future, but it's so fucking demotivating with their shitty hours + travel expenses.

Also those "trial shift" faggots literally expecting you to work a whole day and miss out on 70-90quid.

I literally just walk off from the interview if those kikes even try to get me on one.

>>37927247
Of course.

Where you at lad?

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>>37927249
But they're so fucking cute

>>37926361

Fellow chemistrybro

Organic or inorganic?

What is your favourite cross-coupling method to synthesise heterobiaryls?

>>37927249
how can dogbois ever recover

>>37926263
fuck off you obese ugly prick paedophile cunt

>mummy makes dippy eggs
>not runny

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>>37927249
Hope you change your mind because doggos love you

haven't left my house in 8 months lads, probably leave my bed 3 times a day to piss shit and eat. mummy came round yesterday and i've never seen anyone look so disappointed/helpless

suey seems likely

>>37927294
lmao that second dog

>>37925238
>but before that, there was a 'British Feels' thread.
There was a Brit General before that as well, it has been around longer than people realise. I remember posting in it in 2013

So guys say i want to pay for sex.
Is there a website or something where I can look, like, with reviews and shit?

>>37918484

So I just got back from the police station, was quite an unpleasant experience but now it's all over I can talk about it.

I live fairy close to where the Finsbury Park attacker Darren Osborne lived, and I have an interaction with him just under 3 weeks ago. I was walking down an ally near my house and he came up to me and said "I'm sorry about this but you're going to have to give me all of your money or I'm going to kill you"

He said it in the most calm monotone and unconvincing voice ever and I wasn't scared but just walked off. Then he followed me and kept saying "I'm going to murder you" and then I just fucking legged it. Anyway a neighbour apparently saw this and reported the incident to the police, and they asked me to come down to the station and give a statement. After I did they gave me a load of hassle about how I should have reported this earlier, could have prevented the attack blah blah blah.

>>37927317
>suey
who's that ?

>>37927330

Sort of, but it was only once a month or so, not really britfeel the daily thread.

>>37927350

At least he was polite

>>37927379
thats the main advantage of british terrorists, the whole thing is done with the utmost taste possible

>>37927350
Bullshit mate. Seriously though police wouldnt say you could have prevented a terrorist attack like this. Bull. Shit.

>>37927264
And smelly and loud though
>>37927294
I think they're cute but they're just too stupid and loud, I love cats

>>37927283
Don't be a bully lad, nobody likes a bully.

I hate the fact there is archives, everything you've ever posted being stored forever

I posted picture of my room once and it got reposted months later, really bothered me

Just had a sandwich lads, featuring brunswick ham and mustard on a slice of multiseed bread

hate when people can't hear you so you shout then they say theres no need to shout
get a fucking hear aid

>>37927255
how did you smuggle shit mate? asking for a friend that works in sainsbury's

>>37927162
t. urban-dweller

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>>37927283

Waxed my car lads

I've never felt so productive

>>37927283

Well that wasn't very nice anon

>>37927377
Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily thread. And forgive us our sins, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And do not bring us to the time of trial, but rescue us from the evil one.

>>37927369
Suey Side, my waifu

>>37927349

Yes, adultwork or something.

When I get some money I'm gonna have a go.

>tfw you remember that time a 30 year old man spent months trying to convince britfeel he was a teenage girl

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>>37927081
I dunno lad Steve can make some decent cartoons

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Anyone feel like an adult yet?

I don't. Got a job and a house and still don't feel like one.

>>37927480

>ask someone to repeat what they said
>they repeat it at the same volume
>what?
>oh god anon you're so deaf

Say it louder for fucks sake

>>37927317
Get mummy to motivate you with some rubbing, she'll start off by looking away but as time goes on she's going to get more interested in how big her boy is. After a few weeks you will be filling her womb with your seed

>>37927490
You replied to me twice you useless cuck kys

>>37927490
How do you wax your car? I've got some but wouldn't know where to start

>>37927572
>Rub wax on car
>Rub wax off car

>Nan's cat just died aged 19

Damn that's old

how do we remove the non white menace from britfeel?

>>37927545
>tfw someone whispers too quiet for me to hear
>ask them to repeat
>they whisper at the same volume
>apologise and ask them to repeat again
>they then opt to yell really loud

Really grinds my gears desu

>>37927483

just getting candy bars or detached yogurt cups.

you can discretely just put em in your cage along with a bottle of water and when the shifts almost done just put the item and your bottle in the workpants.

cameras dont target the centre of an isle and no one really pays attention to you.

also you can go to the cage for out of dates/damages and just pick out an item(those finest sandwiches, etc) that's 90% discounted and casually place it back on the reduced section, then buy it when you're done.

no one will question you, in the .01% chance they do just say the date was wrong, no one will literally give a fuck.

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>>37927607
Is anyone here actually white?

only indians can be true robots

Should I get a cat?

Someone I know keeps trying to give me a kitten.

mum bought me some everlast shorts

they're see through and autistic looking shant be wearing them

>>37927317

Your mam must have done something drastically wrong if your on Brit/feel/ lad, I'd say fuck what she thinks.

Just had a beef stroganoff for the first time lads

Honestly, it's kinda shit and I don't recommend it

if u hav a body u can't be a robot. i exist only in this thread

>>37927615
>Candy bars

Yank please

>>37927624
YES

They're so good and the 10 minutes a day they spend with you will be 10 minutes of your day not depressed, when they're kittens you get about 2 hours a day

>>37927649
if u get dog u will nvr be sad

>>37927654
No you'll be stressed and have a headache

>>37927654
Dogs are hard work though. They eat more, you have to walk them every day, they're noisier and you have to take them to the vet every year.

With cats, you basically just have to feed them and let them outside to poop, and occasionally buy a new collar or some dewormer tablets.

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>desperate from nofap
>text my roastie ex gf
>nu phone hu dis?
>haha its anon
>no response for 2 hours
Porn addiction is underrated

>>37927607
tilde can you put your trip on please

Can anyone who does photography recommend an entry level DSLR?

>>37927695
you know we have a whole forum on photography.

cant help don't know the latest models.

>>37918860
>>37918905
Metallic taste is not good, that means that it is one of the nBOME series substances. They are cheap lsd knock offs that often kill people.

>>37927283
you're a cheery soul eh. what's got your knickers in a twist anon.

>>37927729
>disliking a known paedophile is a bad thing

what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>37926263
I got a referral yesterday, but I'm not really sure what I do now.

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>we are now as close to 2020 as we are to the start of 2015

>>37927572

The other anon beat me to it

I got some MicroFibre(TM) Cloths(TM) from Halfords(TM) and they worked really well, only 5 GBP for 5 or something, and they're different colours too

>>37926309
Society has always been like that lad, it's just with social media it gets shoved in your face a lot more so it seems like it's more of a common problem

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>be like "Bitch, who is your mans?"
>can't keep my dick in my pants
>my bitch don't love me no more
>she kick me out, I'm like VRO

I don't know what to do, /r9k/

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Are there any live acts playing at Glastonbury today that you lads would recommend?

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>day 3 in cast
>only 90 to go

>>37927672
when i first got a dog i didnt realise how much work it was gonna be, felt like a hassle walking him for 15 minutes
now i take him on hikes for hours at a time and love taking him swimming, its really changed my life desu

>>37927849
gonna be honest with you lad, didn't even know it was time for glastonbury again

>>37927772
>a known paedophile
is len not even 16.
fuck, wasn't expecting that desu.

>>37927705
Disagree.

NBOMe series have an unmistakeable numbing and metallicness almost to the point of physical pain. The "metallic" taste most people talk about is just the blotter ink. I've tasted that "metallic" taste on the legal LSD analogues which were sold on the clearnet until last year. All turned purple to Ehrlich's.

>>37927849
CORBYN CORBYN CORBYN

>>37927942
you sound like a right laugh to take drugs with mate haha let me bust out me chemistry set before i snort that wouldnt want any enzymes getting in me thyrophractor now would i!!! give it a rest ya nonce

>>37927985
yea why know what ur taking just sniff this 84% pure peng mandy bro

>>37927999
*pushes glasses up nose slightly*

>>37928017
peng post pal

>>37928029
sorry i was disrespectful im sujre youre a lovely chap

>>37928050
bare lovely pal

>>37927942
>>37927999
>>37928029

aaahahahahahahahaaa fuckin neek!!!

Holy shit can you all stop being mongs for one second

thank you mr amazon delivery man, now it is time to play ever oasis

just lost all my files in my external hard drive 400GB of porn and documents and video

31 years old. no girlfriend, ever.

life

is

hard

Why is everything "vintage" these days?

Vintage photography, vintage clothing, vintage styles in music, vintage styles in music videos, vintage interior design.

>>37927317
I don't mind being a failure but I hate the idea of having disappointed my parents. Have you got any plans/prospects regarding a job or education?

My brother got a package this morning and it turned out to be some MAGA hat that he plans in wearing when he's at some extreme death metal festival.

It's not even part of some obvious ironic Trump costume, he's literally going to be in typical band t-shirt and jeans with a MAGA hat.

He says it going to be funny but what are the chances that he gets filled in by some stereotypically massive metalhead?

>>37928180
dumb hipsters will buy it

follow the money

>>37928180
Modern Life is Rubbish
-Blur

>>37927544
What job? You probably need to have friends or a relationship to feel like an adult

>>37928210
Blur are rubbish
-Me

>>37928180
the past was more aesthetic

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On my break at slavery and mummy let me know that my thigh highs have arrived desu! Just hope nothing on the packaging gives the contents away!

How are we all doing this afternoon then lads? I hope you are feeling okay~

>>37928222
just you wait till damonlad gets in the thread sunshine

>>37928238
Fuck off racist cunt!

>>37928238

Post pics of yourself modelling them for us lad

Lads got some bad news. I'm reading the Greggs briefing and I regret to inform you that all of the two GBP deals will change to 2.25 instead.

>>37928303
suppose the pedo owner has got some legal fees to cover