Dear r9k I am a normie, how do I stop being a normie?

>>37914513
why would you want to be a bot?

>>37914513
Give yourself a lobotomy
More precisely, you need destroy your amygdala and hypothalamus with a well-aimed ice pick to properly replicate the innate misery, loneliness and anhedonia of the robot condition

abuse lots of drugs

>>37914513
I'm pretty sure you are,just not yet aware of it. So long as your not bedding absolute babes your safe here.

>>37914513
Don't get me wrong normies are cancer, but having a crippled mentality is aids so ask yourself this, would you rather have aids or cancer?

>>37914513

For your own opinions. ACTUALLY YOUR OWN OPINIONS.

>Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwkO1y4bTEE

>Realize that we passed the +4 degree mark last summer and that we most likely fucked our climate beyoung repair
>Realize that the first signs of that are the Jasmin Revolutions, since they've all been mostly caused by huge draughts and famine.
>Check the news of allmost all major african states declareing that they will need help or will have catastrophic famines this year
>Think about what I just wrote and realize that if you're around 18-26 right now, you'll most likely be forced into wars for your "livingspace" and more importantly your watersources

We'll all either die soon or have to change our way of life in a very drastic way.

Get crushed by dispair.

Now you got two choices.

You either lie to yourself and tell yourself "oww vey, what a retard. I'll just keep working my way up till I'll be rich and banging"

or

You realize that all you've been chaseing so far are lies and castles made of dreams. You open up your eyes to see the glaring lonelyness everyone around you suffers from, while being connected to everyone at all times. You might even realize what makes you actually happy instead of what they tell you will make you happy.

If that sounds like you, congrats. You just turned robot.

Let's all dance into our graves, bebebois!