>conquer Egypt
>you're a filthy overweight, Macedonian NEET-tier armor shiner
>you somehow get caught up with an execution squad
>make your way through bloodied halls and rooms
>screaming and raping going on all around
>pass by a door that nobody notices is still closed
>open it
>see pic related
>she desperately falls to your feet
>"I-I've always wanted to meet the man who'd singlehandedly conquer m-my husbands kingdom"
>"please, if you spare me I will become your eternal cumslave lest the n-next man contests me!"
>out of the corner of your eye, you Chaddus Thunderuscok'niss striding down the hall towards your room
>his cock is flopping hungrily, tip edges in blood from the hymen of lolis
>the door refuses to close shut
wat do
>>37913328
That's a tranny btw
>>37913355
Good, then Chad will stay away and I can actually get an erection.
>>37913355
nonsummerjack, a female(XX) cosplayer
https://twitter.com/monhannoero
>>37913398
>nonsummerjack being a female
Yeah sure
>>37913449
plz go drink bleach
>>37913398
>female(XX)
disgusting
>>37913328
Judging by how you named Chad I assume I'm a soldier of the Roman Empire so not understanding a word of what she says I rape her before separating her head from the rest of her body.
>>37913328
suck off Chaddus
>>37913328
claim Alexander himself rewarded you this concubine for going above and beyond your role as a shield shiner.
He will want to verify and in that time you make an escape into a a mud hut on the outskirts on the city
of course this is just going to end with you getting captured and tortured to death in the most horrible fashions for treason but at least you'll get some prime annubis tang
>>37913449
>post op
>masculine vagina