just got my dick blasted by liquid nitrogen because a roastie gave me warts. it hurts and I can't fap for at least a week. AMA
>p.s. never have sex it's not worth it
>>37911973
Here's a question: why do you think anyone cares?
>>37911973
Greentext the story of how it happened first
>>37912019
I don't care if you don't care
this is a public service announcement to stay away from vaginas
>>37912025
>be me
>loner outcast in high school
>graduate, decide to try really hard to be a normie
>early 20's
>partying getting drunk getting high
>somehow was getting laid despite by social retardedness (the alcohol and weed probably helped)
>had sex with 13 women in my life
>can't even remember all their names
>sometimes no condom
>not sure which one gave me HPV
>I guess I'm lucky one didn't get pregnant
>now 26
>haven't had sex in 2 years and probably never will again because HPV is for life even if the warts get froze off you can still spread it
>have to tell every girl I try to date that I have it and they will probably be like NOPE
>had a taste of the normie life once, now I'm back to being an outcast loner again, a failed normie, a total shut in who will die alone
also even if you get the warts froze off they can still come back
this is the second time I had to get my dick sprayed
I wish I was still a virgin