Today I literally ended up like pic related. At least I didn't

not that bad. celebrating your birthday alone or with your family is one of those things that get blown way out of proportion on /r9k/. birthdayparties are a meme too if you dont enjoy the act of hosting one itself.

I didn't ask for a cake because of this photo.

>>37911952
me too bruh. i turned 19 last week and i celebrated it alone. no phone calls or emails.

i just had my 21th. no one remembered, no cake or anything. just the way i like it

>>37912193

>21th
>twenty-oneth

Try again, faggot.

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Me at 21

>>37912232
fuck off english isnt my first language

>>37912253
Don't post yourself REEEEEE MODS
>>>/soc/

>>37912279
Isn't it the same in every language?

>>37911952
my last 7 birthdays have been like this. Welcome to adulthood you crybaby.

>>37912305
thats so fucking stupid. you should be able to unless its some whoring thread like rate me

>>37912305
just wanted to show my mother has a habit of doing these every year. Got ones from 18 up, she gets worried that im complacent with not having a social life but I tell her its ok

>>37911952
Turned 28 last week. Pretty much this. Felt a bit like a loser, but I love my family, so I was happy to be with them. We celebrated father's day at the same time so it's wasn't too bad.

What do you have in mind instead of celebrating with your family? Friend's party? Alone with your girlfriend? It's really not better than being with family...

>>37912313
lol what. i hope thats bait

>>37911952
birthdays are for children.

Wah my family loves me.
Fuck you, ungrateful cunt

>>37912253
Even if its late happy birthday anon

>>37912551
Cheers senpai appreciate it

>>37912330
wow dude. how does she take it?

>>37912232
I read it with a list.

>twenty firth

on my 21st birthday i told my parents i was going to the city with some buddies and we were going to party hard
i went to a motel down the next town over and spent the day drunk, jerking off and watching anime on my laptop

>>37912618
my parents wouldn't let me go somewhere with friends. not that i've friends or anything, i can't even go to a motel and get drunk. they're terrified i might get smuggled or get killed.

just appreciate what you have.

>>37912330

i feel horrible for your poor poor mother

>>37912672
i dont have friends either, i just wanted them to not think i was a loser for once

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>>37911952
mandatory birthday pasta

>>37912694
at least you can have a weekend for your own in your misery and blackout jerking off getting drunk.

i have to suffer every second living the fact that i'm a loser, knowing they know i'm a loser. the only way i can get drunk is when my fathers allow me to when he's next room. this is living hell and i'd trade a lot to be in your position.

I never got a cake in 26 years, fuck you all.

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I know that feel man
It was my 22nd birthday recently. I of course have no friends or connections of any kind
So for my 'birthday party' my mother invited some refugees from the refugee centre across the street to come and play my new videogames with me. The problem is that my knew games were all single player so I basically sat in silence for 8 hours watching a bunch of shitskins playing Bloodborne and eating my cake. I told my mother it was the best birthday ever and she is considering renting the spare room to a refugee so I can have friend.
I am so alone I am probably going to agree to it. maybe he will let me suck his penis and I won't be a virgin.

>>37912788
holy fuck dude this can't be real.

why would you tell your mom it's your best birthday ever? well, i guess it was your best birthday huh.

>>37912734
are you like 16 or something?

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>>37912788
Damn son cucked by your mom lol

Happy birthday all of you. God loves you. I love you.

>>37912788
How did your mom handle the gangbang afterwards? I hope they didn't keep you up on your birthday night anon. I also wish you luck when the refugee moves in, because lord knows how loud it'll get then.

>>37911952
This guy is cute and I would buttfuck him.

>>37912890
I love basketball gifs. Is that Lebron?

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>>37912788
>I basically sat in silence for 8 hours watching a bunch of shitskins playing Bloodborne and eating my cake

>>37911952
Hey, fuck everybody! Happy birthday my brother!

>>37912161
Happy birthday to you too. A little late, but better than nothing.

>>37912279
if you ain't from the USA, you is gay

>>37912788
sorry if it's real but im shitting myself right now thank you anon

It's my birthday in a few days.
I'll be 23

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>>37911952
Adult birthdays kind of suck. 21 is important but after that is just eh

My 25 birthday was on good friday so I could not even eat meat. My mommy took me out to a korean BBQ place and I just celebrated my birthday the next week

>>37912320
Since I'm 13 I started to get angry at my birthday parties, just told my firend "let go play football somewhere else"
At 15 I already hated my birthday, screamed at anybody who told me "but duuude, it's ya day broh"
To loong to tell, but nothing good ever happened to me in my birthdays, so whatever...