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Time to go out, get smashed with the lads and shag some proper fit birds edition

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few posts early lad, not sure about that desu
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Stop acting like children idiots
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>tfw mummy is getting me tendies from KFC
Feels good man
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islam is a religion of peace brothers
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>>37910782
Yeah there's an overly excitable shitstain who takes pleasure in creating threads. I guess it's his only impact on the world so I suppose we'll let him have it.

>Great thread creation m8. well done.
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>>37910801
That'll be me then lad
I do it early so that no one else does it before me
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i bought wipeout omega collection. this game is really hard. best place i came was third after like 2 hours. fucking hell.
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>>37910793
Yeh we heard last time lad.

Also
>There are still people who get triggered by 'normals' on /britfeel/. By a general that is over half non virgins.
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Lad, I know being OP means cheap (You)s, but at 490 posts?

515 is "maybe" time, 530 for page 4 is a good time, 540 at page 7 is overtime.

Hope one of you is doing board game tonight. Fancy being a cunt to someone for no good reason, as is our people's natural state.
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>>37910814
I've shagged so many birds that its probably more like 80% non-virgins now
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Reminder it's the normies that hate tilde, mainly because he gets more (yous) than their jealous self.
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>>37910829
Yeh, the lad making these threads is a right bellend.
He could easily wait for 520 and be the one to make it.
He still doesn't get his (you)s either.
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>>37910840
calm down lad. i doubt anyone gives a fuck and this coming from a non-virgin.
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Reminder it's the virgins that love tilde, mainly because he appeals to their prison gay self.
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/23/man-import-childlike-sex-doll-uk-jailed

Another robot bites the dust
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>>37910919
>Tilde's dad
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>>37910894
T. jealous paki
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>>37910894
>The paki is SEETHING at tilde for daring to go against his paedo prophet
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>>37910919
>think anon made a fake url for laughs
>it's real
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>>37910919
>wasting your money on this
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>>37910919
Can anyone name the crime committed here?
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>>37910919
>>37911004
>>37911031
>two counts of making indecent images of children and one count of possessing indecent images of children

he's an actual nonce. the doll led them to finding evidence. i doubt he would get jail time if it was just the doll.
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>>37911004
yeah, the law in this can be a fucking mess. they often jail people to deter others. our country has an awful justice system, its really outdated and a fucking mess
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>>37911031
>He also admitted downloading child abuse images and movies online.
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>>37911039
oh thats ok then, the doll had broken no laws.
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>>37911039
dont know lad. people have been charged for possessing loli. i know loli is worse but they couuld use the same arguemtns eith the doll, you know, that it is facilitating the abuse of children.
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>>37910979
>>37910993
>All we can do is call people who dislike Tilde for been a utter bellend and racist a paki.
Quite sad tbqh.
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>>37911039
ok thanks just asking for a mate haha
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I hope you can enjoy a romantic meal with you're waifu this weekend lads

Treat her, she deserves it
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>>37911061
the article says importing these dolls is illegal but not owning them? dunno how that works.
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>>37911031
Why can't you idiots read the article when you have a question?

I have literally never seen someone ask a question about a headline that isn't answered in the article.
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>>37911070
>P-Please say something else
kek, pakis.
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>>37911084
Get new beer your memes are old
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>>37911070
he was not racist though lol. he just said he didnt care about the victims.
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On one hand I don't like that he is jailed for trying to satiate his pedo appetite.

On the other hand I wish all pedos dead.
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>>37911100
(you)
>>37911110
But he was m8.
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>>37911040
The act of judges giving longer sentences 'as a deterrent' is bullshit to me. Should be between the individual and the crime. Same thing with the 'floodgates principle'.
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>>37911114
>On the other hand I wish all pedos dead.

they are mentally ill. they dont deserve punishment if they dont act on their desires.
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>>37911107

Oh no, it's true

>tfw don't know what all the cool kids are drinking these days

I hear mixing Coca-cola with milk is getting popular now
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>>37911114
>making indecent images of children
He deserves to be jailed
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>>37911110
everyone hates mudslimes on here apart from this crybaby anyway, even amir the actual paki.
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>>37911127
Thank you Mummy May, please don't hurt me
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3 hours of work then I get to play with the doggos
one last time, they aren't so steady on their feet any more ;_;
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>"Importing an indecent object"
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>>37911070
Couples who are getting married should be forced to have a DNA test first to ensure they are not cousins amid growing concern about incest within Pakistani communities, Britain's first Asian peer has claimed.
Baroness Flather, a former Tory who now sits as a cross-bencher, said in the House of Lords that it is "absolutely appalling" that first cousin marriages in Pakistani communities are leading to "so much disability among children".
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>>37911127
>the police would contact people through 4chan

this is like that fbi virus lol
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>best friend imports a daki with a lewd loli on it
>could have been jailed for it
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>>37911123
>But he was m8.

prove it. dont make a claim unless you can prove it. if you're so ased you would screen shit his racist comments.
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>>37911177

Don't forget that face sitting and peeing are also banned indecent sex acts.
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How does one accurately age a latex dummy and prove it's underage?
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I'm taking this Jap bird to the cinema tonight and then fuck her. Great relationship. She doesn't talk that much and we text 3 times a week with a few kissy faces. All I have to do is take her on a 50 quid date and fuck her once a week.
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>>37911070
I'm new here and I don't know who you're talking about but the fact that he's "racist" makes me like him already

Fuck off, you Paki wrongen
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I made some weed brownies last night lads, proper potent stuff

Back on the night shift tomorrow night, tempted to have one before I go to work and see if I can keep my shit together
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>>37911194
Lad I've imported lewd figures, dakis, dvds and manga in the masses. At least 5 grands worth over the years and I've never had a problem,
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>>37911209
We have been over this prove it stage already ffs.
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>>37911135
Paedophiles are a time bomb.
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>>37911224
How did you manage to find the one Japanese person in Britain?
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>>37911258
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
t. JC Denton
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>>37911249
>i cant prove it

liar liar pants on fire. every claim you make about him being racist from now on is going to be nothing but empty lies unless you can prove it

since we can make claims with out any proof. how about this one. everyone calling tilde a racist, is automatically a big bad pedo
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>>37911263
Loads of them in Londinstan
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>>37911286
>I missed the previous times it was proven and made a fool of myself by telling someone to prove it.

It's ok lad. I won't hold it against you.
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>>37911271
Amount of paedophiles that eventually rape a child > Amount of non-paedophiles that eventually rape a child

Also if you can't trust a paedophile around children then you are making them an exception to the majority of work and life so you may as well kill them off. In retort please don't strawman eugenics.
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Just applied for ESA lads, comfy NEET times are ahead
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>>37911310
Can I see a source for that claim
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>>37911244
Would advise you not to, edibles are way more psychedelic than having a smoke.
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>>37911309
>i still cant prove it

thanks for reinforcing your lie lad

if you were so bothered, you would literally just post the screen shot but you wont because you cant
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morning lads, mcnugget meal for breakfast for me haha

>>37910479
I started brushing my teeth actually this year, I didn't for years previously. haven't in a few days though. Dentist said they're still in good shape I just need to brush a bit more (forcing me to see a hygienist and go back for a scan on them or something though)
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>>37911317
same lad. Have you filled out your big questionnaire yet? It's a piss take. got to get loads of medical evidence together.
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>this paki has now formed an alliance between waifufags and nationalists

Fucking hell I love this thread
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>>37911338
>I didn't for years previousl

fucking hell. are your teeth black?
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can somebody fucking unclutter the OP image this weekend and make it a bit different please, thank you.
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>>37911349
Nah they're sending me one of out in the post soon, the lad I was talking to at the ESA place just said a doctors note should be enough thankfully. I'm worried they'll reject me and expect me to still be able to go to job interviews with a broken leg though
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>>37911144
I agree with that, but I don't think he deserves to be jailed for the doll. Who cares? It's a doll for fucks sake.
>>37911212
Jesus christ, I pee several times a day.
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>>37911364
they were a bit yellow but quite fine health wise. I chew gum everyday almost every hour so that might have helped clean them
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>>37911310
Amount of murderers who murder someone > Amount of non-murderers who murder someone
Really makes me think desu
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daily reminder that the person calling tilde a racist is a pedo.
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>>37911364
Having bad teeth is mostly about genetics.

If you have incredibly good genetics, you can get away without brushing your teeth and not get much damage to the way your smile actually looks, although you'll have some decay in the back. If you have incredibly bad genetics, you can brush your teeth three times a day and still have them look like you've got bits of mars bar stuck in there.
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>>37911144
You do know the 'indecent images of children' he made was picking the doll design right? You don't get jailed for only 3 years for making child porn ffs.
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>>37911438
Wouldn't suprise me, he's certainly a paki who gets triggered by haram homosexuals.
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>>37911466
nobody is gay here, we're just pretending
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>>37911479
two posters here meet up to shag each others arses.
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>Northern Chinese person tells me to learn Northern Chinese accent because Southerners sound gay
>Southern Chinese person tells me to learn Southern Chinese accent because Northerners sound like uncultured farmers

Which learn?
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>>37911515
It never happened, he said that the smell of the other guy's arse and bell end turned him off.
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>>37911442
This is true

I hadn't been to a dentist for 2 years, ate shittons of sweet stuff, rarely brushed them and when I did I was a lazy cunt about it.

Went for a checkup a few weeks ago and the dentist said there's nothing at all wrong with them.
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>>37911537
saku and len, you dolt.
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>>37911532
you could replace "chinese" with "english" and your post would still be 100% accurate
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>>37911537
>smell of the other guy's bell end turned him off
how's this possible?
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>>37911545
who's saku, I knew len was shagging someone but I didn't know who
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>>37911310
The obvious solution is some sort of paedophile island
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>>37911538
Yep. Happens all the time. I didn't go to the dentist for 14 years. Sometimes didn't brush my teeth for days on end due to depression. Had loads of fizzy drinks and sweets.

They just said that I had two cavities and they needed a cleaning.

Meanwhile a guy I went to school with took really good care of his teeth. We're both 27 and he has literal false teeth now. Several of his teeth are fake.
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>>37911584
That already exists. It's called "Great Britain"
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>>37911606
Calm down Chris Morris
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>>37911640
The Pedoph Isles
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>>37911584
the Paedoph Isles if you will
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Did the anon that was interested in buying this watch like mine ever buy it?
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>>37911572
>who's saku

I thought that was Azulad's uncle from the Falklands
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lived with this sperg last year and he was an annoying cunt, but the main problem I have is that he has started using my mannerisms, figures of speech and even started copying the style of clothes I wear
what the fuck do i do
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>>37911689
if i did i'd head over to intsawatch
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>>37911650
>>37911655
bloody hell lads haha x
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>>37911696
What would Britnormie do?
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>>37911696
Nothing. Take it as a compliment.

I had a sperg flatmate once too and I found out he was telling people stories about things that have happened to me as if they happened to him.

We all just had a laugh about it.
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>>37911724
it was a good joke wasn't it lad haha
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>>37911728
BritNormie would be this guy and his own flatmate, wearing different masks.
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>>37911741
I am the sperg flatmate and the normies here don't really give a fuck about the weird shit I do like walking round the communal areas with earplugs in.
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>>37911741
did you ask him about it?
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>>37911769
i do weird shit as well its just concerning
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>>37911775
Nah he'd moved back to his mum's house in Wales before I got the chance to wind him up about it. I met a guy in a nightclub who he'd been working with who told me about it.

I told him a story and he goes "Wait a minute, a Welsh guy called Antony told me the exact same story last year" and that's when it clicked. Was very funny.
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I see racist boy Tilde hasn't shown up. Thank fuck.
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>>37911915
Its friday, I'm going paki beating down at the mosque with him tonight
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I hear tilde is a racist now, what's up with that?
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>>37911537
That didn't happen either.
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>>37911943
He was caught out lying when archive posts were provided proving he's a racist.

Now hea gone back to making blogposts about his bulimia and desire to be girly (lmao) instead of putting in the effort of responding to everyone now they know he doesn't give a shit and just wanted attention.
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Going out to the pub with some friends and two housemates later for my last night living at Uni before moving home to live with parents.

Gonna need lots of alcohol.
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>>37911940
does tilde even have the muscle mass to form a fist?
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get SWOLE

get PAID

get LAID
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>>37912081
I pin them down while he forces them to eat leftover greggs sausage rolls
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>>37912122
can tilde even be around food without vomiting?
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feel lonely and depressed lads.

I had a normal life 6 months ago and now everything has been shitted up through illness.

I'm sat here watching all the good looking, happy people at Glastonbury and I can't contain my jealousy and despair.

Is Shipman around?
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>>37912153
I don't get jealous at people at glastonbury. More like anger at normie cunts being hedonistic in a dirty field because they're led to believe its a great thing.
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Her eyes could have only been born of this ocean
Delph blue, longing and weepy
They want me so much to want you
All wrapped beside you and winded
After you've taken me
My minds' roamin' free
Dozin' dazin' driftin' out this evening

With a verse so sweetly sung
To a world we've longed to come
But somehow we are not one

And all her lavender meadows, so fragrant and beautiful
And at your dining room table
The sun falls on my face so warm
And all the turbulent highways
I've taken to get here
To you in this home in this moment
For that I am grateful

Though this house feels like an old lost song
That calls for me to play along
Somehow I don't belong

The night lit by moon, the day sun
Oh baby I'm wondering how come
The light is nearly gone
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>>37911943
There's a paki who hates tilde because he's a fag and didn't care about muslims dying. You will find him every thread crying about racism in britfeel.
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>>37912215

Remember when many Glastonbury 2016 attendees left it too late to register to vote in the EU referendum and then realised they weren't in a position to do so?

Funny times.
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Why do I get the urge to kill myself whenever I get a headache haha lads? What's the DEEAAL with that?
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>>37912242
Can you prove he is a paki lad?
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>>37912265
Can you prove tilde is racist?
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>>37912264
Cluster headaches can be a sign of psychosis, not that I'd know anything about that haha.
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>>37912274
Lad, it's been proven multiple times in previous /britfeel/ threads but since you answered that. I assume the answer is no you cannot prove that lad is a paki.
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>>37912264
haha I too feel suicidal this evening haha.
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>>37912293
>Lad, it's been proven multiple times in previous /britfeel/ threads
Oh so no.
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>>37912293
Let's see it then abdul
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>>37912310
Literally go back less than a weeks worth of /britfeel/ threads.
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>>37912334
Should be easy for you to do then since you talk about it every thread you mong kek.
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>>37912291
how do you deal with this "psychosis" lad?
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Cracked open a carling cider lads and waiting for an indian to arrive while I watch twitch and get comfy.
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How desperate do you have to be to orbit a fat pair of legs (male) lol?
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>>37912274
Racist = Rather Annoying Communist Inspired Silencing Tactic
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>>37912362
>brain didn't process what you meant
>was wondering why you're sat there waiting for and Indian bloke to show up to your house .
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>>37912299
there must be something in the air lad. i'm thinking of stuff I need to do before I kill myself.
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hate pakis me

simple as that
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>>37912362
Watching some Tekken 7, lad?
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>>37912378
Being Prison Gay makes you desperate for anyone. Even racist tripfags.
K E
K
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>>37912355
CBD is an anti psychotic so I just smoke weed all day.
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>>37912378
>fat

They aren't fat. They're what the legs of anybody other than a 12 year old girl look like Mohammed
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Playing the SNES version of sonic haha lads its fucking weird
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>>37912409

PUBG. Drdisrespect is the lad.
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>>37912428

Have you played to master system version?
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>My good lads that Tilde poster is a racist. That sick beast defies Allah's commandants and acts like a sissy, we need to show him the new English values.
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ishallah blud england shall rise
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>>37912448
Of course lad. The first one is the first game I ever played
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>pakipoo starts posting less
>someone starts spamming about racism
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>>37912452
This people who dislike Tilde are Muslim pakis memes just isn't as catchy.
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Hi lads, sorry I didn't update immediately, my phone died. I did it in the end, got my Tennessee Stack

>walk into McDonald's trying to blend in
>it's ridiculously busy, very noisy too
>I am relieved to see a touchscreen machine that says 'ORDER HERE'
>I approach it and try to work out how to use it, feeling like people are watching me from behind
>I select the Tennessee Stack and go to payment (its 4 bloody quid)
>'Insert card'
>crap, I don't even know my pin code, let alone what way the card goes in
>fuck it, approach counter
>stand in this really long queue
>old Chinese worker tells me to go to the shorter queue, I can barely make out what she's saying
>my heart is pounding as it's my turn to order
>I've been practising saying 'Hi, could I have the Tennessee Stack please?' hundreds of times throughout the day. I try to say it without my lisp but I over-correct it
>'Hi, could I have the Tenesssssee Ssstack pleassse?'
>'Sorry, what?'
>'T-The Tenesssssee Ssstack' I say, pointing to the picture
>'Ok' she says, turning away
>'Uh, what number am I?' I call out
>I have to call it twice
>'You just wait over there'
>I pay for the food and leave tentatively in case they call me back for any reason
>Wander around looking for a place to sit in the town centre, eventually sit near some smoking landwhale and the bin
>take picture and eat food

It was alright, good even, but nothing amazing. Very difficult to hold it all together and the BBQ sauce was applied over the lettuce, like why tf would they do that

>>37906523
Thanks lad, they're my /autismshoes/
>>37906528
Pls no bully
>>37908109
When I caught a glimpse of myself in a reflection whilst I walked by something I was actually astounded by how much I look like that. I swear I'm a living meme
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>>37912415
Wish I could smoke weed but I live with my parents. I bought some cbd oil at the recommendation of someone here but I'm not sure if it works on me desu
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>>37912478
T. Husnan
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>>37912485
>this is ebin lads
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so I got through watching that Mitchell and web look, then I watched peep show.

now I have a gap to fill.

any reccomendations?
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>>37912415
And THC is pro-psychotic. You're not doing yourself any favours if you are at risk of psychosis. It's not gonna magically appear out of nowhere but if you are prone to it, weed is terrible for encouraging psychotic episodes.
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How fucked are we lads?
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>>37912485

jesus fuck lad, how can you turn going into a shop and buying a product into a saga such as that? i hope the burger was good
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>>37912485
Cool beans famasham
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>>37912527
dunno how you dealt with listening to such leftie faggot "comedians"
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>>37912522
I don't wear jeans and never have done
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>>37912545
>literally outing yourself as a right wing terrorist
>go to prison

What's the problem here?
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>>37912471
>Ask for proof
>'UHH I PROVED IT IN AN OLD THREAD MULTIPLE TIMES LAD JUST LOOK. I WILL CLAIM THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY INSTEAD OF POSTING SAID PROOF BUT IT DOES EXIST!'

The exact same tactic Amir used when someone pointed out he made up the last court case drama.
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> tfw when mad stoned
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>>37912478
>It's haram, delete this
kek
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>>37912485
just know lad, you are not the only one, i can barely even leave my house so times when i have to buy things i end up like you, good on you for getting your (hopefully) tasty reward
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>>37912527
Watch limmys show lad
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If you guys worship traps you wont procreate more white meat for me to groom and breed. That's haram you know.
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Why are all the tripfags trannies?
Does it make it easier for prison gays to accept them into the general?
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>>37912532
I wish it was more common knowledge just how dangerous cannabis is. Particularly the street stuff that has been modified to have large THC content.

There are so many people who would've never had issues with psychosis/schizophrenia/anxiety and depression had they never smoked cannabis. They were genetically pre-disposed and lost at the roulette wheel when they smoked it.

There are a lot of people who claim cannabis is the greatest thing since sliced bread. A wonder substance with all these magical powers of healing with no adverse effects. How wrong they are.

(This is not to say that constituent of cannabis called CBD may not be useful therapeutically. But that doesn't mean cannabis as a whole is some godsend harmless substance).
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>>37912604
>watching left wing drivel
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>>37912587
>Ask for proof that people who dislike tilde are pakis
>Get nothing
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Butcher the thread traps and serve them up on the kebab shop skewer. Drunken kaffir wont taste the difference.
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>>37912471
>>37912587
This. Poleaboo does this all the fucking time when a trip/avatarfag becomes bigger and more relevant than him. Expect him to slide in the thread without quoting any of it to see if he can turn the thread towards his shitskin face.
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>>37912622
>replying to me
Ewww
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>>37912626
>Thinking I'm one of the people who argued with you
Oh Amir I'm not that clueless. I just thought I'd point it out in hopes maybe people will learn. They never do.
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>>37912684
Just highlighting the reverse of what happened too lad Abdul.
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>>37912622
what is some top tier right wing comedy
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>>37912708
mde, pretty much the best comedy out there, a lot of right wing stuff gets killed though because lefties run everything
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>>37912708
Watching people try and defend tilde.
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>>37912452
>>37912587

Here's your proof lads: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37489995/#37490432

Tilde voted UKIP and for Brexit and also said he was red pilled in response to the question about whether he believes in diversity.

Not sure how you're proving tilde isn't a racist liar by being massive racists.
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>>37912570
What else is there to wear? You have to be confident to wear shorts. Jogging bottoms make you look like a chav. Khaki trousers aren't comfortable
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>>37912745
Shouldnt have posted that lad.
That means they now have to try and prove people who dislike tilde are pakis.
We know that won't happen.
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>>37912717
>a lot of right wing stuff gets killed though because lefties run everything
a lot of right wing stuff gets killed because the majority of righties just aren't funny, sam hyde is a rare exception
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>>37912527

The Office, obviously the UK edition if you haven't already, an absolute classic
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>>37912770
yes of course abdul, right wingers are all just losers and all lefties are incredibly funny and amazing
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Realistically just how pale will you look if you literally never go outside, and pretty much stay in your room with the curtains shut all day?

went to the GP today and he was alarmed at how ill I looked and ordered a raft of urgent blood tests.

Bit scared lads.
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>>37912745
That doesn't prove he is racist though? He literally said he is mostly influenced by memes too
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Are we the most cucked country in the world? People who identify as right wing ITT have spent hours defending pakis.
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Will things get better when I get to uni lads?
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>>37912549
>jesus fuck lad, how can you turn going into a shop and buying a product into a saga such as that?
Well I'll tell you lad, the secret is autism
>just know lad, you are not the only one, i can barely even leave my house so times when i have to buy things i end up like you, good on you for getting your (hopefully) tasty reward
Thanks lad, nice to know I'm not alone. I feel like an alien most of the time

>i hope the burger was good
>good on you for getting your (hopefully) tasty reward
I'd give it a 6/10 overall. Bacon was kinda flimsy, would have been nice if it had some crunch to it. It was nice overall, not very filling though and definitely not worth 4 bong
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The concept of a "white race" is old and out dated. There is a "Caucasian" race but that includes indians, pakistanis, arabs and somlians.
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>>37912792
good solid counter argument, I especially like the way you said nothing and resorted to implying I'm brown, always a pleasure to see
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>>37912818
Only if you make friends in the first week and stuck with them for the first month
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>>37912760
>Jogging bottoms make you look like a chav
I pretty much exclusive wear joggers because they're comfy yet I have crippling social anxiety
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>>37912799
It 's pretty obvious lad, if you voted UKIP and Leave because of /pol/ memes you're a racist.

99.99% of /pol/ memes are racist.
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>>37912794
Same happened to me in the hospital
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>>37912829
>lefties are funny right wingers are losers

great argument in the first place, so good
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>>37912830
Can I finally get a gf and be happy, even if only for a moment?
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>>37912799
Add to that his comments about not caring about the victims of the grenfell fire when having a moment's silence at work.

Victims who were mostly non white.
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>>37912799
Don't be a /pol/tard stereotype, you know fully well he's a racist.
You guys embrace it so why isn't tilde? Why is he now lying about being a racist?
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Lads, as I was getting off the bus I noticed a wallet on a seat. Possibly belonged to the person who was already standing at the front waiting to leave but I couldn't remember if that's where he was sitting. No photo ID from a quick glance inside. Must have been about 80 or 100 cash in there.

I handed it in to the driver. Literally the only reason I did was because of the cctv. Now I'm kicking myself for it.

I know finders keepers has no legal weight in situations where it's feasible to try and reunite the item with the owner, or if the owner turns up and shows himself to be such etc.

If I had taken it, and the guy got in touch with the bus company (and the police would get involved at some point), would they put out cctv stills of me and could I end up getting in trouble?
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>>37912845
what happened to you in the hospital?

was anything wrong? don't scare me like this lad
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>>37912838
Not him but what's wrong with being racist? Pakis and niggers are inferior, why play pretend on an anon imageboard with no reputation?
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>>37912851
all I said is that the majority of righties aren't funny, the rest was you putting words in my mouth like you put knobs in your own

prove me wrong if right wingers are such comic geniuses
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>doorbell doesn't work
>stuck a piece of paper over the doorbell so that people don't try to ring it
>half an hour later mum comes round
>answer door to her
>"anon I found this on your door"
>has the paper in her hand, the tape ripped off
FOR FUCKS SAKE MUM FUCK
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>>37911084
Black people make me uncomfortable.
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>>37912880
>Not him but what's wrong with being racist?

If you have to ask then there's obviously no point in me trying to explain, you've clearly made up your mind.
However okay, lets say it's okay to be racist - the anon's right asking why he's changing his mind for (You)?
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>>37912708
Harry and paul
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>>37912936
I want to argue with you but harry and paul are god tier
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>>37912880
Why does he say he is racist in the past but now denies it?
Cause it doesn't fit with his gimmick of pretending to care about people here.
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>>37912575
>right wing terrorist

No such thing...yet
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>>37912708
Sam Hyde standup
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>>37912861
What shocking thought crime
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truly love that britfeel has woken up, i got shit on for so long here but now we can actually start to push for removing all non whites from the country and helping out own kind

thank fuck
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>>37912910
even when you try to be edgy you're a boring cunt
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>>37912973
Britfeel voted labour though?
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>>37912960
>no such thing
are you wimbly fours m8
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Just look at this horrible yank attempt to recreate the classic British pub, fuck me. Gordon Ramsey would have a fucking coronary over that """""""shepherd's pie"""""""
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>>37912982
What do you want from me, lad? Not much happens when all you do is shitpost on 4chan ;_;
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>>37912973
Either we can kill you before running the train on your white girl or you can watch and jerk off like a real brit
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>>37912986
for bennies, not for the love of non whites

im so fucking happy i can actually be with whites who want to remove the non white menace, all of them are here illegally in my mind and soon will the day come that we can just deport or neutralise them
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Lads, can you level up at the start of nioh?
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>>37913021
/pol/ is a couple of boards over you edgy child
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>>37912973
Tilde. Be quiet.
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I was homeless and the council put me in a shared house with a load of normies.

Normie X and his girlfriend are currently screaming and slamming doors for the 3rd time in two weeks and I come from a background of domestic abuse so I feel sick as fuck.

What do I do? Can't deal with this much longer, I'm cracking.
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>>37913021
Jesus tilde calm down lad
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>>37913031
not while you're in the tower of london, you can as soon as you get to the isle of demons
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>>37912609
After i nearly fucked up my life with my weed habit I came to the conclusion that the number of people that fuck themselves up with weed drastically outweigh those it helps.
My main gang of mates were all on it for about 6/7 years from teenagers to early 20s. One smoked and was his normal self, and the other five including me went proper mental. I became an emotional rollercoaster (risk taking, self harming, treating people like shit) and my closest mate became a full on nutter - seeing things, psychotic, loss of intelligence. Sounds memey but he used to be a clever guy but he became thick as shit. He already had problems but weed fucked up his mental health even worse. I was the only one who packed it in and only by going sober was I able to actually figure out my problems and sort them out (therapy, medication). It's like I had blinkers on the whole time. The way I talk about it makes it sound like a heroin or crack addiction but when you see the damage it does and how people live when they're addicted to it there's not much difference. I've banged on about it too much now but I in summary I agree with you, I wish people took it more seriously.
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>>37912818
My firm choice has emailed me to tell me about a 'transitional event' for people with autism where you can learn about support and meet other autists. I also found out that the university has a regular social group for autists. Definitely gonna go to that. With so many more people at uni than sixth form I hope I'm bound to find others like me. You should email your firm/insurance to see if they have anything like that going on. Mine said it was for diagnosed or 'self-identified' autists so maybe yours would let you come too if you're not officially diagnosed
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>>37913031
I didn't level up in the 10mins I played it before I quit, might give it another go tonight haha
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>>37913021
The only thing being neutralised here is the "pure" white bloodline man.
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>>37913067
Thanks lad. I was wondering why I never went up in level and why i could not see my dead body.
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>>37913021
>moans about darkies
>wants his bennies
you're here illegally in my mind, you dirty waster
make yourself useful, until then you're as unwelcome in this country as any wog
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>>37913125
i didnt vote labour you cuck, im not on bennies, i actually work, contribute to my country and want to further my race, not destroy the fabric and culture of this country importing and loving up non whites like you guys seem to, but the thread agrees with me now, you are on the way out you pathetic wastes of space
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>>37913068
Absolutely.

Had to leave my stoner ex I'm a twink, not a female because he was spending 350 fucking quid a month on the stuff whilst working part time minimum wage.

He was paranoid as fuck, depressed, anhedonic, unmotivated, snappy and couldn't eat unless he was stoned.

I went back to pick up some clothes recently and he looks fucking gaunt and the house is an actual tip, it's like something out of those hoarder documentaries on shit TV channels.

Fuck people who say weed isn't addictive. Not everyone is going to be addicted, but not everyone is going to be addicted to heroin either (23% of people who do heroin become dependent on it).
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>>37913080
Quit anime.
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>finally got the money together to move out to my own place
>only been 2 months and I can feel myself becoming paranoid and on edge already
Is this how it starts? Will my mum find me in 5 years time dead with a big cork board on my bedroom wall with red wool connecting photos of random people.
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>>37913156
Paranoid about what?
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>>37913141
>he doesnt know it's already over
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Can someone make a picture of tildes waifu with a Nazi hat on please?
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>>37913156
How did you go about moving to your own place?

I am >>37913065 and it's killing me slowly.
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RIP Supreme Gentleman who never made it

July 24, 1991 - May 23, 2014
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>>37913141
>the thread agrees with me now
the thread is telling you you're a limp wristed bender
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>>37913065
>be white male
>get housed
sounds like you're lucky
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>>37913171
Everything. When I stay in I feel like the walls and ceiling have eyes, and if I go out I notice everyone looking at me or staring.

>>37913180
By being somewhat good at my job.
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>>37913192
except you are blind and have been ignoring the people who openly admit they are racist and want the filth out, you are on the way out
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>>37913065
Get a job you lazy fuck and rent somehwere like the rest of us
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>>37913203
>When I stay in I feel like the walls and ceiling have eyes,
Do you actually have a mental illness? Have you had this paranoia before moving out?
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>>37913156
>big cork board on my bedroom wall with red wool connecting photos of random people.

and I thought I was the only one
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>>37913193
>>37913205
Lucky beyond my wildest dreams. Swinging between homelessness and mental hospitals is all pure laziness of course.
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>>37912960
>No such thing...yet

R-right
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>>37913204
there really is nothing more pathetic than a righteous woofter who thinks he's heading his own little uprising
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Am I addicted to the vidya, internet and masturbation? I dont have other vices, but if I stopped playing games 8 hours a day, constantly posting in chats and compulsively wanking to fetish porn over what timeframe would I experience cognitive benefits ex stoners?
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>>37913240

I have read his entire manifesto from start to finish
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>>37913237
Oh no, you have a health problem?

Oh poor you. Of course you should never be expected to contribute or take responsibility for yourself. Just let Mummy May do everything for you instead.
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>unemployed
>30 bong in the bank
>just bought a video game and a takeaway
>4 bong left

so this is how I die..
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>>37913245
said the increasingly nervous non white, you do not belong here, you will be sent back to where you came from and if you resist you will be met with force
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>>37913204
Corbyn's on the way mate. Goodnight white fight.
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>>37913273
ha,ha,,lol,bro
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>>37913141
Are you the one that works in mcdonalds or a cafe or whatever and is 'doing his part to contribute to the race' ?

lmao
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>>37913308
I exaggerate for emphasis, but it's true. Being ill isn't an excuse to just doss for life
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>>37913237
How long has this been going on? By that I mean when were ou last stable
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>>37913300
yeah the force of your handbag as you slap at me with your weak bender hands lmao
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>>37913300
Hey! Our brown friends are very welcome here as long as they denounce islam
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>>37913322
I'm genuinely not a dosser, part of the reason I want to die so badly is the fact I'm so nonfunctional.

>>37913326
I've not been stable since I was 14, I'm now 19.
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>>37913240
That's a mossad agent you cuck
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>>37913005
Ah fuck him lad. you keep being yourself, you're a good un
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>>37913147
Thats a very interesting statistic. Sorry your relationship was ruined by it. I lost most of my friends when I sorted my self out. I remember my mate lost two jobs and a flat (which he turned into a shithole) because he didnt take his own existence seriously.
Wish I never got into it in the first place. Wasted time and set myself back a few years.Oh well we're still young eh
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>>37913274
Ever heard of pirating?

Unless modern console... then nevermind
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>tfw mcdonalds worker
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>>37913237
What do you do for other people?
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>>37913363
Isn't it just? Especially considering nicotine is 31%. Nicotine is literally more likely to cause dependency than heroin.

Still young definitely. I haven't smoked it in forever, doesn't agree with me at all, but I keep getting this random taste of it in my mouth. I've had the taste since before I even smoked first time.
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>>37913387
I wish I could pirate R6 Siege lad
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>>37913223
I used to be paranoid but when my mum sent me to a shrink they just said its normal and that it'll pass just fine.

I've slept in my van for the past week because its the only place I feel comfortable.
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>>37913426
You seriously sound like you've got something wrong with you lad. You cant keep living like this. See a doctor
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>>37913443
But I've already been before when I was a teenager and he said I'm sound. Not going to waste time seeing the useless cuns again.
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anyone watching this crystal maze shite?
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>>37913464
Could have told me earlier cunt
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>>37913462
But you're clearly not sound if you'e been sleeping in your van because you dont trust the walls. Dr's dismiss teenage shit all the time but you're an otherwise independant adult and it's not normal to feel this way.
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>>37913464
Fucks sakes lad why didn't you tell me it was on?

Dickhead
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>>37913513
sorry mate there's fuck all on and I've only just realised

the bender just got locked in
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>>37913516
I used the walls and ceiling as an example. A more precise example would be that the second I turn my head I feel like something is watching me from just outside my vision.
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>>37913464
Just put it on coz of you lad

I imagine it's a bunch of knobheads playing up for the camera to expand their media profile
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>Ore Oduba
Who?

>Vicky Pattison
Who?

>Alex Brooker
Who?

Lydia Bright
Who?

Louis Spence
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Terrible cast
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alright lads, i just got a new job and i'm well chuffed.

drinks on me, yeh?
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>>37913406
Tbh I'm surprised that nicotine is still that low, unless I'm misunderstanding it.
That's a bizarre phenomenon, but a lot of things taste a bit like weed. Some beers I think taste similar, cut grass, sweat etc. Whenever I smell some in the air I do give it a good sniff just for memories sake, althoigh these days my will power can keep me on the straight and narrow. Got a weird natural buzz from kicking the habit. I've been giving up loads of shit since including fags, porn, TV & binge drinking. All the extraneous shit that gets in the way of me living a natural life.
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>>37913648
Nicotine was the highest one on the chart I saw, topping heroin/cocaine/alcohol by miles.

It happens totally randomly, even if I have nothing in my mouth. Definitely can see the sweat connection. I don't know the meaning of willpower desu, I just don't enjoy smoking and drinking anything really. Haven't watched TV in years.

Porn's the big one for me, I'm smashing the fucking dopamine button over and over again because I'm chronically bored and understimulated.
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>>37913464
nah looks proper bohb nah innit mate
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>this council bint of BBC news chatting utter bollocks about cladding
why the fuck aren't the councils being held to account over this? it's ultimately their decision what the buildings get clad with but they're pretending they didn't just penny pinch and are trying to save their arses now
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>>37913744
DCLG said the cladding didn't match the specs they approved and paid for.
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>>37913758
I've heard that one of the councils approved the specific type of cladding used

No idea who to believe at this point, everyone is pointing fingers
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this was a british comedy modern toss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrtGSXtyUnk
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>>37913713
Do you have a link for this chart? Do You know how they measured dependency, like a self assessment thing or something?
I used to get really messed up when I got bored, but ive since found hobbies and interests that occupy my time. I wank of course but I use me imagination for lewds. I think wanking is pretty healthy desu. I would recomend trying to let your natural urges dictate wank time instead of doing it out of boredom or brain habit. No need to take my advice though, i'm just an autist from the internet.
Don't blame you for not watching TV mate, the shit my mate's girlfriend watches makes me wish it had never been invented.
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Friday night and I am sat at compute rocking back and forth.

how excite
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im reading the private eye lads. anyone else into this magazine/paper?
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>let us go forth lads

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mA7Q&k=AQr

game starts at 21:55
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>>37913912
I'm pulling my willy and tabbing between rninekay because neither option is interesting enough to do for longer than 30 seconds at a time.
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>>37913946
Yeah my fellow gnomer
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>>37913946

>print media
>2017

lel
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>>37913550
Could be the early stages of schizophrenia tbqh lad. You should probably go the doctors and tell them what you've told us. No point trusting your own brain because its working against your self interest here. Could be nothing but the earlier you act with something ike this the more treatable it is.
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Done pulling my willy. That was bloody boring.
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>>37913946
yessss lad my favourite British institution
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>>37913946
For what purpose are you doing this?
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>Try to register to watch Shameless on 4 on demand
>Use fake name/email/buckingham palace postcode
>Verify email
>"Turn off adblocker"
>Following this I get a digital rights error

Why was I ever even hoping these useless cunts would better than firing up the torrents?
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>>37913550
do meditation fren, it really helps

>>37914186
not him but, knowledge is power... all the other media are corrupt as fuck
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>>37914223
4OD are fucking double niggers

16 minutes of ads/episode
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>>37914227
What makes this magazine more trustworthy than any other source?
>>
Private Eye refused to help /ourgirl/ and chucked her out hen she went to their offices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpJr9K8O1Io
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>>37914288
Literally in a tinfoil room. Not watching
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>buy thhat meme DPRK game in the summer sale
>install the official H-patch
>cum really hard
I'm not ashamed at all
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>>37913550
>>37914227
He needs more than meditation, he likely needs mediCATION.

Unmedicated schizophrenia causes brain damage and significant reduction in grey matter.

Go get checked out for your own wellbeing before you have your first terrifying, life destroying psychotic episode.
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>>37914395
This. Seriously wall guy, for your own good you should see a doctor asap. Don't listen to any other meme advice on here.
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>>37914227
How will meditation work when I feel scared to close my bloody eyes?
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Why are we so dead? Fucking normies out on friday night, typical
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>>37914464
I wish my normies were out.

They're in all watching netflix and I'm getting 10k+ ping when I try play online games. Fuck netflix.
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Why do you lads get out of bed in a morning?

Mine is habit. Habit of it. Waking up at about the same time every day.
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DON'T LISTEN TO THESE NORMIES, LAD. THEY PROBABLY DON'T LIVE ON THEIR OWN, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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>>37914464
Its been dead quite a lot lately. Sometimes I don't mind it when it's this slow though, less shitposting.
>>37914509
Because unless I kms, sleeping forever just isn't possible.
>>37914523
Who are you responding to?
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>tfw you have an hour and half phonecall with a friend you haven't spoken to in a couple of years
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>>37914609
>the only phonecall I got in the last months is my mum ringing wondering if I've killed myself or not
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lads lads lads spaghetti

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mA8f&k=oaw
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wot u lads listening to?
https://youtu.be/7LvY-Bj85Us
jazz so comfy
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>>37914609
FONT

I know this isn't original so I'm pre-empting the robot
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>>37914425
>>37913156

Hello friend,
Have had schizophrenia for ~10 years since early teenage years.
Medication will help.
You should visit your GP and ask to be referred to the Early Intervention service, they specialise in psychosis and deal with ages 14-35.
This is assuming the Early Intervention service exists in your area. If you could provide the name of your area, either town or the county, and I could have a look at what services are available in your area.
You may not go directly to the Early Intervention service, you may go to an assessment service first who will then find the best services for you. However if you explain your symptoms to the GP you should have some sort of support quickly, there is something called the Crisis Team which can visit you in your home and do an assessment. Again, if you provide the name of your area I could try to find the number for the Crisis Team in your area.
If you think you will struggle to explain your symptoms then you should write a list, or type it and print it out. The doctor will be happy to read the list and ask you for more information if needed. You could even write a few sentences about wanting a referral if speaking would be uncomfortable.
The road to recovery is long and full of twists and turns but as long as you follow the directions of the support staff you'll receive and take your medication you will get there eventually.
Please try to keep your family and friends close, do not make the mistake of taking it out on them and pushing them away. They may not understand at first and they may never fully understand, there is also support for carers available that your relatives could attend to better understand your condition.
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>>37914395

Im an unmediated skitzo, you may of noticed some of my posts not the best speller but I do like numbers and dubs
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>>37914658
http://www.modefm.com/listen-live/
Genius Cru was on earlier it was class
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>>37914637

mine was some 66 year old guy I've known for years, he's kind of a cyborg in a way, always was a massive chad with women, but has some very autistic traits like remembering the exact amount he has paid for every utility bill he ever paid.

He's also extremely handy and techincal, when his brake discs were damaged beyond machining, he made a new set from bare metal.
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>>37914667
What do I say when I go to my GP? "Help I think I'm nutty"? Also how do I explain all this to a Nigerian fellow who thought my sister was deaf because she gets migraines?
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>>37914660

FONT? Fuck off normie trash?
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>>37914609

that's a really nice feel, lad. glad that happened for you.

we need more of this in stock on the shelves at our local /britfeel/s.

are you following it up with anything?
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>>37911084
What's that beer like? I've seen it in a few shops but I can't imagine whether it'd be good or not
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>>37914764
normie twat

Close though

Also FONT
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when did this board become a contest to see who the least social person is?
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How you lads spending your Friday night? I've got a cup of chamomile tea on the go and I think I'm gonna select an album I've never heard before and listen to it in the dark while drinking my tea, no distractions you know? Anyone got any album suggestions?
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>>37914810
About the time people stopped unironically referring to eachother as gentlemen
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>>37914765

Thanks lad, yeah we're gonna go for lunch in about a week, will be catching up with a few other people there too.

Some people may remember I've said before how I like to keep all my utility accounts in credit, so that if I ever lose my job or whatever, I don't have to worry about going into the red for a long time. He is like me but on steroids. He uses so little gas/water that his water/gas accounts have been in credit since 2011/2013 and he hasn't been issues a single bill since, and doesn't expect one until 2018.
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>>37914818
you came to the right place. Listen to this in it's entirety right now anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rwNe2QXwrU
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>>37914776

Yeah, some 66 lad calls me for the first time in about 2 years and I'm a 'normie'

Well done for making me take the bait.
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>>37914818

Pink Floyd's "Meddle"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PJGVf4xqk
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>>37914852
>90 minute convo with friends
>not a normie

Why so much denial?
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>>37914838
Ah I love Yes. I used to listen to them all the time in work. Close to the edge is great as well. Heard this one before though. Got any other good prog album recs?
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>>37914864

>Haven't spoken in 2 years
>This amounts to about 3 minutes per month of catching up
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>>37914852
Damn, I can barely managed a 1 on 1 conversation, can't even begin to imagine how hard it must be talking to 66 lads at once.
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>someone online asks for a pic of me
>expect to get ghosted
>get called handsome

My negative world view feels like it's shattering lads
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>>37914092
>He doesn't know print is back in fashion
Kek
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>>37914837
He's going to stand you up. Stay home with us lad.
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>>37914887
Why are you so afraid of admitting you're a normie? It's a good thing, you just need to leave
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>>37914863
I'll add it to the list lad. Not listened to much Pink Floyd other than dark side and wywh
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>>37914866
that album is magic too. So beautifully crafted. I can't believe how gifted they are as composers and musicians. Almost as technically gifted as classical composers (seriously).

Yaknow what my minds gone blank m8. I've been listening a little bit to a heavier proggish type band recently, that are similar to tool. Not sure it's the best recommendation though tbqh as I'm unsure whether I like them that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6xuEw3kBw
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>>37914738
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Schizophrenia/Pages/Symptoms.aspx
Read through this, and other symptom lists if you want but they should be the same.
If you believe any of it applies to you, mainly hallucinations and delusion. Then write that down.
Hallucinations can be from any of the senses, one man from my support services felt fingers touching his ears, another would smell literal shit when there was no shit smell. Mainly it is auditory, often referred to as voices. Voices vary from person to person, your doctor will ask you about this and it might be worth having a think about it before you go so you don't get stuck, although that's okay, they understand if you just don't know or can't explain. They will ask things like, what do the voices say, what do they sound like, male or female? is it the voice of someone you know or do you recognise it? is it one or multiple?
Delusion is a bit tricky because you may not recognise your beliefs to be delusion. It is important to think about this also and try to recognise any of your beliefs that others may find strange, again this is hard to do. If you can think of anything then write it down.
Go back through your posts today and try to write down the symptoms you've mentioned.
Try to write down as much as possible, even if you don't think its relevant.
When you phone your GP for an appointment they may ask you if it's an emergency, they do this if they are particularly busy, do not worry and say it is an emergency. They may ask what the appointment is for, you should say you are concerned about your mental health. Or you could say its personal if you feel uncomfortable speaking about it to a receptionist. If you do say it's for your mental health then they may put a note on the system so the doctor has more of an idea what you want from the appointment.
When going for the appointment you could ask to wait in a quiter area if you feel uncomfortable. They will more than likely comply.
1/??
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>am mr bruteside
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>>37914965

WYWH is my favourite album, if you're into prog stuff then you'll love "Echoes" off Meddle.
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>>37914866
>>37914866
>>37914978
yaknow what ignore that suggestion lad. I'll have a better think when I'm not busy later and give you some better ones.
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>>37915009
Thing is I rarely hear anything. Mainly just at night sometimes when I'm trying to get to sleep I hear a friend or my sister call my name out in a sort of alarmed tone. I do see things in the corner of my vision sometimes though but I think that's my brain processing something wrong, not hallucinations.
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>>37914937

Oh believe me lad, I've turned down social interaction many times in favour of staying here on britfeel, but this lad is something else. He's very reliable and he'd do anything for you. He actually once drove a 41 mile round trip to fetch me a block of cheese from a deli because he let me have a piece and I said it was the best cheese I'd ever tasted and he said "I'll get you some by this evening".

He also represented himself in his divorce case and got awarded everything by getting the marriage annulled.
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Won't lie, I have no idea what's going on in tonight's edition.

Somebody clue me in.
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>>37914944

I'm not afraid of it, and it's true I am a normie, but I'm not leaving.
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Any of you lads watching Radiohead? Pretty comfy.
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>>37914978
>>37915035
aye they're great. I regret not going to see them last year when they were playing near me. They've got a different now and Chris squire's passed away but should have went anyway for Steve Howe. I'll bookmark that but it might be a bit heavy for me. Most of the stuff I listen to is 70s prog.

>>37915024
Ye wywh is a great. Nice, will have to give this meddle a good listen In a bit.
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>>37915098
That's the sort of thing the doctor will ask as well. When does it happen. It doesn't have to be all the time.
You should talk to the doctor even if you think schizophrenia does not apply because there are other illnesses that can have psychotic symptoms as well.
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>>37915129
They live now? Wouldn't know where to watch it, don't have a tv
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>>37915161

found it for us lad
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo
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>>37915100
What a Da
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>>37914186
its probably the only decent paper with out obvious bias, its funny, and its only out every few weeks so there isnt as much shitty filler in it. its also a comfy size, and quality feel.
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>>37915176
Nice one mate. Didn't even know they played live anymore
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>>37915148
I dunno lad. I don't want to go to the doctor and sound like some "im so cuhrazee eksdee" piece of shit. Id also like to avoid wasting NHS resources.
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>paying dad for an order I placed with his amazon prime subscription
>total came to 6.99
>gave him a 10
>he only had pound coins in his pocket
>made him get up and go look for a penny

Look after the pennys and the pounds will look after themselves lads!
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>>37915246

take what you can get ay?

fucking hell though, i'm tripping my testicles off right now, and this is fucking kismet.

swear every year thom ages two. at least.
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>>37915176
>starts scoring political points with the lefty crowd

shan't be watching that
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>>37915309
dumb frogposter

asd
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aye aye lads less go

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mA8B
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>>37915267
The most you're going to waste is 10 minutes, that's the length of the average appointment. There are far more single mums and old people wasting appointments over a cold or a rash so don't worry about that.
The doctor will not judge you at all, they are there to help. Or to reassure you that you're okay if there's nothing wrong.
Just call your GP for an appointment on Monday and see what the doctor says.
If you are in contact with your parents then ask one of them to go with you, Mum's are best for this sort of thing. Speak to your Mum about it first and then she could even speak for you at the appointment.
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>>37914464
i went shopping with my mum, and i spent the rest of the day on the play station. was on here this morning and it was quite dead
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>>37915295
yea Thom is getting on a bit. Tune this weird fishes tho
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>some slav walking down the street alone
>some charity shop person tries to talk to him for donations
>he goes for a high five and pulls out at the last second to embarrass this roastie
>no one with him, he was just being a dick for the sake of being a dick

Okay I guess they can stay. No pakis immigration is allowed though
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>>37915267
Also if you do any illicit drugs, like weed. Then you should decide whether to tell them or not. If you tell them then they will tell you to stop and perhaps even put your symptoms down to the weed. You should consider whether weed makes your symptoms worse. For example if you smoke a spliff and start feeling more paranoid and hearing voices, then you should tell them about it and quit smoking weed. If you know 100% that it does not affect your mental health and you just use it to calm down when stressed then you might not want to tell them as they may blame the weed even if you know it's not the issue. Most people who do drugs will start doing the drugs after an illness to cope, rather than the drugs causing the illness. Doctors etc have to tell you its bad if you tell them you take it, it's part of their job.
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Radiohead boys
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>>37915368

You fuckin bet. Props to that lad who originally tuned us on. >>37915129

my nigga thom disguising the onset parkinsons there
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>>37915371
I don't mind other whites coming here, its the darkies we don't like.
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Not watching Radiohead because I'm seeing them in a week and don't want to spoil anything.
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They're singing the corbyn song lads
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>oh jeremy corbyn
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just burped and a moth flew away from my face

like to think I just burped that creature up
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now its too late to do anything productive even if I wanted to.
another Friday wasted.
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>>37915512
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH JEREMY COOOORRRRRR-BBBBBYYYYYNNNNNN
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>>37915522

>tfw you only feel motivated to do things between 2 and 4am, make plans to sort your life out the next day
>get up next day...balls to it, /britfeel/, junk food and chainsmoking
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Will going on roller-coasters help shake off the depression-lite lull I'm in?

Seems like a clean natural high. I don't like those swirly rides, but proper high speed traditional roller-coasters.
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>>37915512
>>37915534

Where's that from? The original tune I mean.
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>>37915502
mate they're proper wank and that's coming from a fan
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>>37915606

not being funny but how can you be a fan if you think theyre wank? am confus
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>>37915585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY
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>>37915585
>That chant, set to The White Stripes' 2003 hit Seven Nation Army

Its a common sports chant with various different uses
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Imagine, lads.

Imagine being so committed to a political ideology, you'd (in some way, at least complicity) limit your exposure to something just because it might lead you to question those beliefs. Even if you did, in some perverse way, enjoyed it.

You're wrong anyway, the Murdochs are fucking loving they've got the "Mondeo Tories" fighting with the actual "scum".
Allow them to be distracted while the SFO gets brought into the National Crime Agency so certain Rolls-Royce contracts won't be subject to investigation.

Imagine lads. Imagine being that committed.
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>>37915636
>>37915644

Oh yeah, obviously. It just sounds proper different to "ohhh Jeremy Corbyn", and I have sort of tin ear.
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>>37915309
>not being a lefty in the U.K.

lol
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>>37915753
>2017
>still hasn't swallowed the blackpill
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>>37915267
Thinking you'll waste resources is sort of a sign of illness, I felt the same way. Remember you are just as valueable as everyone else and you deserve help as much as everyone else. You are not a waste of resources.
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>>37915798
>not being a lefty that's swallowed the blackpill in 2000+17
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no suprises
what a tune
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> job that slowly kills you
> bruises that won't heal

thom is /ourguy/
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>>37915632
cos im a fan of their music but this set has been shite
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>>37915947

haha, yeah mate, I'm more of a Floyd lad myself but I do appreciate The Bends as much as the next guy.

if I weren't high as fuck. paid money for this, nah.
but seeing as i'm watching free, just about in touch with reality right now, ay there ok by me.

but these fuckin may roasts man fuckkkkk
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>>37915947
I think theyve been pretty good
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reckon theyll meme it up and end with creep?
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>>37916089
I hope so. Imagine resenting such a fucking great tune.
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/O U R A N T H E M/
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>>37916089
They should have just played Creep 16 times to break that world record.
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>>37916089
They'll end with Allstar.
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> half the audience singing the lyrics
> shitfaced

ironic, or some shit.
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Doggo watching
And there's a kot here too
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ebin lad. you need to get back into nioh, i got it today. i have never seen you once on the playstation since you added me lol.
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>>37916198
I haven't done anything since then, It doesn't help I smashed my primary monitor so I can't shitpost while playing.

I played for 5mins and got bored
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>>37915267
Anon, you haven't replied. I hope you're okay. I will post on Monday with pic related asking whether you have booked an appointment and the answer better be yes. In the meantime, if you need me you may summon me by posting pic related, I'm usually always lurking.
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AND A FAKE CHIIINESSSE RUBBBEE PLAAANT
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>SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING
>SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING
>MY FAKE PLASSTTTTTIC LOVE

When I was 16 I was quite attractive. I used to get with a lot of girls. But I was also extremely depressed, always have been. And I was with this gorgeous girl called Rosie who all the other lads wanted. But I still hated myself more than anything. And those lyrics were really relevant at the time. :(
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>>37916227
>I played for 5mins and got bored

you see, i have not played a game like this since dark souls, which was about 4 years ago.

you might enjoy it if you play it more. the beginning of it is basically just an intro. i got laughed at by the guy on the till when i told him i was 23. i had to get my mum to buy it because i forgot my id. always had this problem. i look about 16-17
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>>37915267
the problem is even if you go your treated like one of them. Same catch all "treatments" they prescribe every normie who goes in feeling a bit sad or they worried about talking to people at a party, same shitty anti-depressants prescribed without thought
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I AM GOING HOME FROM UNI TOMORROW I AM SO EXCITED
I hate being in this shithole without friends or family, I can't wait to be free.
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They didn't even play creep wtf
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>>37916260
h-he murdered all of the ani-bully rangers
feelsbadman
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>>37916305
I played through DS3 last year, the only game I completed and Bloodborne/DS2 in 2015 and 2014. I didn't feel Nioh in the first 5mins, felt like a shit version of the witcher3 and darksouls. I haven't enjoyed a single game in a long while anyway
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>>37916260
>mighty morphine shipman
>replaced all the faces with shipman

hahahahahhahahahaha absolutely creased.
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wonder how much cum will be shot out at glastonbury tonight
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>>37916371
i reckon you have played too many of these type of games. i dont play many games these days so i dont really find it boring. dont know if its anything like witcher though because i have never played it.
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creep lads wahey
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>when people you know might be itt
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IM A CREEEEEAAAEEEEEEP
IM A WEEEEEEIRDDDDOOOOO
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>order something at 8pm on amazon and it says it will be delivered tomorrow
>now midnight and it didn't ship

:(
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>>37916455
do tell family
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>>37916371
Ebin, would you be irl friends with any lads from here?
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> all these normies at glasto that think they can relate to creep

lmfoooooooo
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>>37916455
I know right, Michael?
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>>37916470
>>37916451
>a crowd full of turbo-normies singing along to a song they'll never understand
Do radiohead hate it for this reason?
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>tfw spent the entire day asleep and just woke up
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Anyone else know ppl at glasto? My oneitis is there, probably getting railed by chads right now
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Anyone else at glasto right now? Railing some guy's oneitis
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Anyone else Thom Yorke right now hehelads, railing Thom Yorke hehe
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>>37916362
>>37916406
An anon posted it the other day and I liked it. I found it to be sort of appropriate to the mental health anon, they need to see a doctor. Hopefully they'll get one as good as Harold Shipman, just not the morphine yet, they can get better.
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>>37916449
probably not, I just can't immerse myself or get excited about any of it, all the stories are cliche shit and as soon as I die or lose on something I just quit instantly. I don't exactly find enjoyment in anything else either.

>>37916513
can't watch any normie concerts like this tbqh, makes me too angry watching all the fucks in the audience

>>37916507
I honestly don't know, what do real life friends even do? I really don't know anymore. I never had friends outside of school hours either. There's a good chance the majority of posters here would alienate me in real life
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>haven't pooped in 6 days since being put on oxycodone
>getting worried but finally let out a monsterous shit
>was very hard to come out and still feel like I need to go for a shit

Should I hit up my doctor for some stool softeners or will it go away on it's own
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>>37916523

>he thinks the song Creep is pro-creeps

The protagonist of the lyrics is clearly an immense narcissist with no sense of perspective, and is in no way a folk hero.
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>>37910759
these threads fill up so fast, why?
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>>37916608
Just like britfeel hehe
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>>37916591
>what do real life friends even do?
I dont really know. The only time I had friends is when we'd take loads of drugs together. What do you normie lads do with your irl friends?
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>>37916614
>these threads fill up so fast, why?
it's a mystery
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>>37916608
>The protagonist of the lyrics is clearly an immense narcissist with no sense of perspective
so like the people who would attend Glasto?
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>>37916667
>the rest of 4chan is so slow because the average American is too fat to type as quick as us

On to something here lads.
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>>37916648
I'd never participate in eating out, drinking or drugs so that's most people ruled out already. I wouldn't like to be around people doing that either.
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>>37916691
Sausage fingers are a genuine problem for Americans
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>>37916591
>probably not, I just can't immerse myself or get excited about any of it, all the stories are cliche shit and as soon as I die or lose on something I just quit instantly.

sounds like me when i was about 18-19. i used to just sit on the computer all day and get bored of things instantly.
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>>37916711

Can I ask you why not? Ethically, religiously, etc?

Because, I've spent 2017 working towards 'normie-dom' and from zero friends at all to "a set of people who I get shitfaced with"
and that does sum up modern social structure.
I mean, it's (and I can't believe I'm saying this) but better than nothing, if not for the occasional britfeel-but-irl banter session.
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>>37910759
Gonna settle in my basement and play some Dragon Warrior lads.
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>>37916667
obesity is wide spread thing in UK too though...just sayin.
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>>37916711
>I'd never participate in eating out, drinking or drugs

there isnt really anything else to do though. even going to concerts involves people drinking. even shit like book clubs is only once a month. what else can you do on a regular basis?
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>>37916750
I've been like this since I was like 19. Before that I at least partially enjoyed games. After that I just played them to say I'd played them not because I enjoyed them

>>37916790
no desire at all, I hate that culture too much, i'd rather keep my non-existent social life than mix with people and join in situations I don't want to
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>>37911018
That's one depressed looking fuckbot.
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>>37913946
Always lad.
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>>37916822
And there are plenty of ugly Americans
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>>37916790
its not realistic in this country because of our culture. even if you meet someone else who is straight edge, they might not have anything in common with you or care about being around drinkers. sure, you can be straight edge but you're most likely gonna have to put up with people who at least drink.
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>>37916826
exactly. I also hate loud and crowded places so music concerts and other stuff are off the cards.

I don't really care about having no friends, its more not having a reason to live at all. I'd be happy with just one person in an intimate relationship. Don't need anymore than that, its just that they'd have to have a similar perspective to me, and people with a similar perspective to me are most likely mentally ill
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>>37916648
They would come over to my house to just use my stuff and then want to leave once they got bored.
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>>37914092
Private Eye doesn't put its articles online, cheapening them, they sell their magazine and pay real journalists to do real journalism. You'll hear more truth there than any other periodical.

Ever heard of Paul Foot? He was an investigative journalist and one of the best. The Eye has no other agenda than telling the truth. Don't knock it til you've tried it.
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>>37916831
17-19 was when i got bored of games. i eventually got into read and working out.
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>>37916942
Also I'm sure I read that if you buy a % of the company you're not allowed to sell it for more than you paid for it, thus keeping it in the hands of people who actually care about journalism.
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>>37916598
I only shit once a week and I'm not any medication whatsoever
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>>37916886
most people like you bite the bullet and put up with the shit culture because they would rather have some sort of social life than none at all. i dont really like drinking, in fact, i will usually not drink at all when i go out, but i would rather put up with it than just sit in my room

i know one straight edge guy and he pretty much has no friends with your mind set. cant do anything with him on a regular basis.
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>>37916942
>>37916980
i think he was just being edgy lad.
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>>37916999
>I only shit once a week
literally how
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Taking loads of vallies and watching Once Upon a Time lads. Getting comfy.
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>>37916999
>I went for 2 weeks without shitting back in 2014
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>>37917034

lived with a lad who was straight-edge. lovely bloke, but complete opposite to me.
i got fucked up on everything (currently plateuing off xannies and mdma).

I do feel for you guys, I don't know how you interface with such a grotesque world, sober.
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>>37917092
>I don't know how you interface with such a grotesque world

we don't
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>>37917116

So why not see the fucking absurdism in your current situation! Is it not apparent?!

You have a viable solution to soften Nature's edges, she provides a few of them, yet you choose to stoically battle on.

I must ask of your own belief that you do NOT DESERVE happiness, however fleeting. Why?

Surely you agree that a wounded army must heal before another battle?
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>>37917092
>I don't know how you interface with such a grotesque world

i have just naturally learned how to put up with it. i can put on a bit of a fake persona if i have to. i would like things to be different but it is what it is
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>>37917170
Might not be the best idea for people who are unemployed to and completely fucked in the head to add a drug addiction to their list of problems.
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THIS IS MY SONG DEDICATED TO EBIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhbBLacwj5U

#FTR
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>>37917170
what have I done to deserve happiness? I haven't done anything.

I don't think alcohol or drugs will make me happier either. It gives you maybe temporary relief but you can't always be high or drunk and in the times your not you'll feel even worse.

I still think there's a slight chance my life might end up in a better place if I keep to the little principles I've sort of set myself, and if not at least I'll die a sober loser
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White women shouldn't dance
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>>37917284
>I don't think alcohol or drugs will make me happier either.

i think it is the fact of just getting out and socializing. drinking is just a part of it. you dont have to get shit faced, just have a couple.

she loves the sloppy.
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>>37917239

Very, very true. If you're skint and can't afford it, sorry lads.
If you've got prior psychiatric diagnosis, sorry, but that's the hand you're dealt ay?

And all this drug advice is off a 25 year old off the estate who 'made it' and blows 1k/yr on drugs.
So hey full disclosure while we're here.

>>37917284

> what have I done to deserve happiness? I haven't done anything.

Well, fucking hell you utter twat, go and fucking do something and EARN THAT HAPPINESS YOURE OWED.
Make a Twitter and post some bollocks, go blog about your dog walks, document your fucking life.
If your life ain't worth documenting, make it so, with what you can. A walk into the woods costs fuck all.
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>>37913912
managed to waste my night away doing nothing.
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>>37915554
I don't know but I really like that idea. It might work for a bit. Have you got a roller coaster near you?
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Fuck I thought i was supposed to peak later
I was in asda and had to ride home fucking wired
That was am experience
Need to get out of these clothes asap
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>>37916260
Just tried to go to sleep in my house lad. I keep waking up drenched in sweat though.
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>work in 4 hours
Why the fuck did I agree to this
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>>37917388
I don't want to do that at all, I think i'm a legit antisocial and not a meme one like most people who claim to be antisocial

>>37917388
>go blog ,document your fucking life.

I do that here enough desu, doesn't mean I deserve to be happy. I'm still an uneducated stupid waster no matter what.
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>>37917451
Poor lad. I'll sleep a few hours extra for you mate
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>>37915668
Gosh, wherever did you read about that Rolls Royce hoo-ha lad?

People are happy with their filter bubble and confirmation bias, it makes them feel safe in their sequestered world view.
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https://youtu.be/2FdP0eS47ts
Very nice song
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>>37917463
when will you decide to kill yourself?
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>>37917547
was thinking about that yesterday actually. I'm scared of dying though but maybe if nothing changes at all in about a year maybe. Or a cutoff point like 28 or 30. When I see middle aged people that might look like me on the street or on TV I breakdown thinking I'm going to be like that as well as been a complete loner loser, at least while I'm young it can be seen as mysterious and maybe even cute
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>>37917591
i mean, you refuse to better yourself, you dont want to lessen lifes pain, you want to wallow in sadness and now you say you dont really want to die, what the fuck do you want?
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>>37917591
I believe inu ebin. don't kys. stop being so negative. u r clearly quite smart from the understand you have but u need to get a job and go outside or smthi g. Even if u have to do it inur Mr bean car.

u can do this!?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthBXJ-Oth0

>tfw you will never be a Japanese street racer in the 90's
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>>37917624
I'm trying to better myself but there is obstacles, I actually leave the house and stuff now and I want to move out and get a job, its easier said than done obviously considering I'm almost unhireable and moving out is expensive even though I have enough neetbux to.
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>>37917624
I realised this a long time ago, and I've been sick of his antics ever since.
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>>37917591
you need to stop seeing help as pointless and just try it. you dont have anything to lose, all else you're going to be doing is sitting on here.
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>>37917670
List the obstacles, faggot.
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>>37917489

Lady Justice asks for no soldiers, but we all do her bidding.

Take a look at the unsecured debt rate since 2013, while I've got your ear. Interesting story there.
Explains why Carney is getting his tesiclay vice-gripped between the MPC and Govt.

the new tory govt is pushing for an increase, ESPECIALLY with this reduction in polling
oh, delivery for financial services circa. 2010 c/o 2019?
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>>37917677
I actually went for quite a long walk this evening

>>37917693
your just going to bully me and give me BURSELF advice. I really need to move out though but its such a sizeable task
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>>37917750
>not listing the obstacles
You're just making excuses.
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Dont like it when people bully Ebin. He really struggles with things people take for granted but he still tries.
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>>37917750
>I actually went for quite a long walk this evening

when you're read, you should start working out. i kept taking you a few weeks or so ago that going on walks will get easier the more you do it.
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>>37917813
>but he still tries
Stop kidding yourself.
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>>37917779

Lad. Some of these lot just can't be reasoned to. At least, not yet.
How many years of posting here, how many alone birthdays does it fucking take?

I really wish I could save some of these lads.

> captcha: punching bags
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The best advice I can offer you ebin is to leave this website forever. You are using it as a social crutch so you don't feel alone. You say you're antisocial yet you're here everyday blogging your life and talking to people. Turn it all off for like a month and see how you feel. The loneliness will start creeping back and you'll be forced to make changes out of necessity. You are bored of everything because your attention span is most likely shot to shit because you sit here all day refreshing this site and slurping up those easy sources of dopamine. The whole avatarfag thing probably don't help you leave. You feel like you've built up a reputation here now and it would be a waste to leave and lose all the time you've put in.

Anime and the internet were a mistake.
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>>37917750,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all
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is nofap actually worth it? anyone done it? how long did you do and did you feel any better?
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Jesus fucking Christ I was not prepared for this
Peaking now. Hard.
150ug, I swear I did 100 last time and it was nowhere near this intense
I cannot stop wriggling and fidgeting
Or think of something long enough to do it
Fuck me, this well be something else
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>>37917879
Not Ebin but this is awful advice. I remember the majority of my life, before I had anime or the internet. It was fucking shit. Hellish, in fact. Fuck that.
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>>37917813
ebin you're really transparent
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>>37917900
all nofap does is turn me into a complete degenerate
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>>37917919

i dont have much to lose then dessy
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>>37917916
How can I prove I'm not him?
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>>37917911
I'm not completely condemning the internet really but I think going cold turkey for a month or so could potentially be a good thing for him. Like all advice though, I'm basically just describing my own experiences, everyone is different.
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>>37917908

Ooh, md? lsd? enjoy it laddie.

just having a few tokes on the down from acid, no revelations, but I had a fun evening.

Have a top one yourself, my inebriated amigo.
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>>37917900
did a week, and the orgasm when I had a wank was breddy gud. if I recollect correctly I was also thrusting my hips like mad.
highly recommend it.
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>>37917779
Its hard to explain without coming off as wrong and whining, but major anxiety and paranoia when out. Also the world doesn't exactly give you anything when your unemployed and living nowhere. Also my parents make me feel guilty even when doing anything while making the house unlivable, its boderline psychological abuse. I'd move out and get a job tomorrow if it was that easy. Basically I have to take a step which will probably make my parents hate me while somehow having no education or job history or idea how the world works, all while battling paranoid/anxious thoughts. Give me an idea how I can break out of this hell that isn't meme advice


>>37917822
I do but I lose my motivation a lot, if I wasn't so hung up on stuff i'd take decisive steps
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>>37917941
you have no idea mate, i thought i was into fucked up shit, nofap for 2 weeks and i was doing things that made me feel like i should kill myself for fapping to things like that
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>>37917970

so youre saying you lasted 2 weeks but it wasnt even worth it? no good effects at all? 2 weeks is pretty impressive though i dont think i could manage that
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>>37917992
fuck all effects for me personally, no extra drive or motivation or anything like that, it did make my first fap after bashing one out pretty good but i felt like i came too soon
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All went well until he was just about to pass the extreme limits of Hades, when, forgetting for the moment the hard condition, he turned to convince himself that his beloved wife was really behind him. The glance was fatal, and destroyed all his hopes of happiness; for, as he yearningly stretched out his arms to embrace her, she was caught back, and vanished from his sight for ever. The grief of Orpheus at this second loss was even more intense than before, and he now avoided all human society. In vain did the nymphs, his once chosen companions, endeavour to win him back to his accustomed haunts; their power to charm was gone, and music was now his sole consolation. He wandered forth alone, choosing the wildest and most secluded paths, and the hills and vales resounded with his pathetic melodies.
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>>37917892
https://youtu.be/Axyq7fH_XeY
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you best not fuck me amazon
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>>37917969
see a professional. you're not the only personal in the world who does not have a clue how to live as a adult.
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>>37917720
Talk about this tomorrow if you're about, with bad timing my sleeper has just kicked in.

You'll know me by the pigeon
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>>37917969
Book an apointment with your GP and get some diazepam or something. Do some volunteer work to beef up your CV.
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>>37918080
>a professional

who? thats not my biggest problem desu, I think I could figure out "how to live", its actually breaking out in the first place.

>>37918092
they tried to give me setraline and sent me to some crisis nurse place, I don't really want to take anything. I'm started to think it'll be necessary to take something though. The whole mental health care here is so shit and demeaning i'd rather not bother
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>>37918146
Don't mention depression, just anxiety when you go to the doctors.
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>>37918019
what are you trying to say lad
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you can live with me ebin under one condition. you let me fuck that boi pussy every night.
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>>37918183
does anyone know if I go to a new GP will they be able to see my records from the old one?
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>>37918246
Yes they will. They'll send off to the old one for all of your records.
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>>37918265
shit

oiriririr
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>>37918184
One of the many things you can take away from Orpheus is that you shouldn't let the past affect you. As a result of looking back, Orpheus became a recluse and stopped enjoying life then he fucking died.

What I'm getting at is that Ebin has placed far too much of an emphasis on past fuckups and can't move on as a result.
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>>37918277
there isn't really a singular fuck up though, my whole life has been a fuck up from the get go. Nothing has really gone well. My earliest memory from infant school is running into a car door, going to speech therapy and getting bullied and being confused at everything and it just continued in the same way
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>>37918277
Who the fuck is Orpheus? Out the matrix?
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>>37918326
>confused at everything

i will let you in on a little secret. no one really knows what the fuck is going on. we're all just pretending.
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>>37918326
When did I say anything about a singular fuckup? The fact these things still bother you is part of the reason you are like you are.
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>tfw fell for memes and just bought playerunknowns battlegrounds
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>>37918365
doesn't feel that way sometimes, people easily talk and do stuff
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>>37918383
>not buying tekken 7 and being one of the best lucky chloe players in the world (on ps4)
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>>37918401
if i wasnt completely shit at fighting games i think id prefer to buy it on pc any way, does it have crossplay like sfv?
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>>37918384
that is because people convince themselves. look how wrong politicians and the media were about the tory majority. look how wrong people are on here about stuff they strongly believe in.

people go eveyday with being confused about something , they just cope out and agree with the majority or dont think about it
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>>37918401
>not buying video games then realizing your too depressed to play said video games and therefore not playing them
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>>37918421
interesting lad, I guess you might be right. I mean its painfully obvious most people have no idea about politics though
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>>37917908
T H R E S H O L D

Just put on some nice music w/headphones and play vidya or watch something.
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>page 9

REEEEE new thread here

>>37918484

>>37918484
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>>37918326
>running into a car door
Sorry ebin must this imagery made me chuckle
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