>"did you catch the game last night anon? haha our team

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>"hey did you watch this award show last night? haha this movie/show/album/whatever just got voted best of the year even though I'll forget about it in a week!"
>"no, I don't care about award shows. They seem pretty pointless desu"

I just check game scores on my phone on the way to work so I can just deal with the normies and their gay ass insasitsble need to discuss other dudes tossing about a fucking ball on the most functional and superficial level and move on.

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NO I DIDN'T CATCH THE GAME HOW BRAINDEAD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO ACTUALLY BE ENGAGED BY SPECTATOR SPORTS JUST LET ME DO MY JOB IN PEACE AND OH FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THIS MONTH I DO NOT WANT TO DRINK WITH YOU AT THE BAR AFTER WORK

>thinking you're too good for sports

Betas, when will they learn?

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>>37909845
people who say "we" when referring to their favorite team of roided men.

>mfw

>>37910000
>quads checked

i enjoy ape ball. I'm really good at nba 2k games.

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>"hi anon did u watch the popular degenerate normie tv show last night it was so fun xDDD lol sex everywhere xDDD gay people xDDD black people xDDD so much tolerance xDDD"
>"umm no... I don't watch that shit"
>"lol what a loser you have no life"

>"hi guys did you stream the latest episode of boku no hero academia last night"
>"lol hahaha loser you must be a virgin"

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>>37910042
literally cracks me up every time

>>37910096
>stream
You deserved it

>>37910042
I do a lot of contemptible shit personally, but the idea of being invested and heavily judging the performance of others based on how important you think you are (you being the average Norman) is fucking pathetic.

>>37910096
>talking about anime with normies
>expecting something good to come out of it
>talking with normies in the first place

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>"Hey anon who did you vote for?"
>"Oh, I didn't vote. The outcome will be the same whether I vote or not so I got caught up on my work instead to have more free time."

This pisses normies off so much.

>>37910171
So much this. Whenever I tell someone I don't vote because it's just an illusion of choice people always get angry at me for having the luxury of living in a democratic but not using my right to vote.

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>try to give sports a chance
>go to /sp/
>make a thread asking how do I into sports
>hurr durr just get into sports
FUCKING NORMALFAGS

>>37910286
>how do i get into a tv show
>idk man, just start watching it?
>FUCKING NORMIES EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>37910171
I remember hearing normans eat each other out when Trump won because one of them didn't vote.

>>37910300
are you stupid? if someone is new and asks for help you give him pointers, not flat out tell him "just do something". If I'm going to get into sports I want to go all in, I wanted /sp/ to give me the best sports to follow, which teams to root for and which sports I should play

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>anon kun why don't you drink coffee? everyone drinks coffee anon kun. also anon you're so handsome why don't you have a girlfriend?

>>37910411
I literally have the opposite of everything you said.

>Coffee is bad for you
>Told you not to drink that stuff
>Ugly
>Pathetic
All four of these quotes come from my parents

>>37910000
>using beta

American internet-dwelling anglospeakers, when will they learn?

>>37910357
This is why you can't get a gf

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>>37910484
THIS IS WHY I HATE NORMALFAGGOTS!!!! YOU SAY "JUSY B URSELF BRO" BUT NEVER GIVE ACTUAL HELPFUL ADVICE WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO BECOME A NORMALFAGGOT LIKE YOURSELVES!!! AND THEN YOU HAVE THE FUKCING AUDACITY TO SAY "LOL YOUR A VIRGIN BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD PERSONALITY" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37910209
Retard
Kys
Original

>>37910682
Get a load of this normie. When did you come to this website?

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>"HAHHAHAHA sick bro did you watch the MMA ultimate fighting boxing beat up match last night? HAHHAHAHA it was hell sick bro the champ lost and got pummeled the champ may never fight again it was hella sick!"
>"Uhh sorry bro no, I don't watch men in their underwear man handle each other so they can win a faggy golden belt, it's too homo erotic for my tastes."

>thinking you're too good to watch a current event sport that connects people and allows them to be social and meet new people
>instead streams a show in another language in a genre that started out as a cartoon for children before becoming a genre for adult contrarian pseudo-intellectual manbabies
Literally why

>>37910357
>please tell me exactly how to do everything I'm a fucking imbecile and can't do anything for myself

>>37910827
I would but watching a 90 minute match is so fucking boring, I can't understand how some people base their entire lives around it

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>>37910827
>MOMMY WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE LIKE ME ENJOY WATCHING NIGGERS CHASE AROUND A BALL FOR MLLIONS OF DOLLLARS A YEAR WHY DO DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT INTERESTS WHYYYYYY

>>37910156
There's some normie anime out there desu. Things like naruto, attack on titan or one punch man are watched by even the normiest of friends I have.

>>37910866
and you actually watch or enjoy watching these shows ? you want to talk about only 3 shows and not anime as a whole ? whatever floats your boat I guess.

(god I sound like a redditor sorry but I can't think of any other way to put it that doesn't sound arrogant)

>>37910836
I hate the normalfags who have such a casual attitude towards anything. here I am, trying to get into sports, asking which sport is worthwhile so I can catch up on the history, look up the both old and new players to keep an eye on and how to play the sport myself, and I'm met with derision. If you ever show anything deeper than a passing interest in anything, normalfags will accuse you of being a try hard or a moron

>>37910987
this, that's why I don't talk to anyone

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>>37910827
A friendly reminder that this website was founded to discuss Chinese cartoons. If you don't like it get >>>/out/

>>37910987
Watch sportscenter and nationally televised NBA, NFL, MLB, and NHL games. Maybe follow ESPN, Sportscenter, bleacher report, and more on social media so you'll always get updates on news and scores. Watch your local pro teams in the 4 sports. You'll pick up on local storylines and the big national storylines. With no trouble. The most important thing is if you don't like it don't watch it

>>37910286
>>37910300
>visit /r9k/
>ask how do I into virginity
>get RREEE in response