Reminder that is is >HAPPENING

>>37909543
>but Nasa says it ISN'T a threat
Way to get my hopes up

>no source

mhmmmm

(((but NASA says it isn't a threat)))

>>37909572
What the hell am I going to do if they're lying, might as well believe the space organization when it comes to space things instead of getting hype for what's probably nothing.

>instigating through tactical exclusion of information and contextual irregularities provoking satirical interpretation of a subject that any of this matters

>>37909543
"This" is "happening" literally every other week.

>>37909572
>>37909577
Yeah, I stopped listening to those cucks when they told me the earth was a sphere.

>>37909543
that's just a kamehameha

>>37909556
There are a lot of rocks in space.
>>37909543
This has been a problem for almost five billion years now. Which makes me wonder why we're still scrambling to take land & resources from each other when we could be erased instantly.

>>37909929
>This has been a problem for almost five billion years now. Which makes me wonder why we're still scrambling to take land & resources from each other when we could be erased instantly.
Plan like you're gonna live forever, and live like you're gonna die tomorrow.

>>37909543
>(but NASA says it ISN'T a threat)
Fucking clickbait shits
It's like happening threads for normies

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Will a nuclear bunker be able to tank an asteroid?

>>37910008
A somewhat sturdy umbrella will tank a tiny piece of asteroid.
Nothing on earth tanks an asteroid the size of our moon.

He earth is flat, it's a fact

Those kind of news are always a disappointment, there will be just a few little rocks falling in some shit place that you'll get to watch on youtube and that's it...

>tfw there's more chance to die from a sandnigger than thanks to some big asteroid

>>37910008
Depends on the size probably.

>>37910068
Much more likely dying to cheeseburgers or car crashes than either.

>>37910094
no not in western yurope

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bring it you faggot rock you aint shit

>>37909543
Good. Humanity is scum and could benefit from the apocalypse.

>>37909543
The last asteroid that rekt life on earth was billions if years ago. Why do you think it will happen in our life time fuck head

>>37910123
Humanity is pretty cool though, we don't have to keep useless people and useless animals around but we try hard to anyway out of pure compassion, that's pretty admirable.

>>37910150
>we
you mean white people

>>37910142
it could happen literally any time

>>37910150
I guess. I just don't like people, that's why I live off the grid.

>>37910165
There's conservation efforts all over.

Retard

You don't understand what "close" means.
Distance is usually measured in lunar distance.

>>37910165
Cause the other races are too dumb amirite lol

>>37910193
only white people are so attached to animal rights, yes, that's a fact

What are the chances that NASA's predictions are a little ways off and the rock ends up entering earths orbit? Also it is only 750 ft in length so wont be too much of an issue really.

>>37910142
You idiot. Not that I believe OP but what you're saying is what anyone from any period in time would say, "Oh you idiot, why do you think it will happen in OUR lifetime!?"

It'll happen eventually, and it'll have to happen in SOMEONE's lifetime.

>>37910213
We dnt care whether or not it happens in someone elses life time. We are no different than baby boomers

>>37910203
It's not a fact, just google animal rights [non-white country]

>>37910142
>Why do you think it will happen in our life time fuck head
Why do you think we're so invulnerable?

>>37910264
hypocrite nigger, you'll see what happen to animals in 2050 once you'll be the majority...

>>37910307
>hypocrite
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>37910203
That sounds like typical ignorance. I don't believe you.

>>37909543
I wish that asteroid hits my head

You guys are even too lazy to google/ go to Wiki.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_asteroid_close_approaches_to_Earth#Predicted_encounters

It's highly unlikely that an asterorid big enough to cause an impact winter could stay in the hidden.

You know what is more promising?

The Supervulcano below the Yellowstone National Park.

I hope that thing explodes.

>>37910540
but that would only fuck america
thats unfair and so selfish of you

>>37910207
Nuke? That's big

>>37910556
If that thing went off the sky would go pretty dark around the world. Things would quickly fall apart.

I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYEES

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>>37909543
This happens every month

>>37910283
Because it hasn't happened yet and nothing is gonna happen for a very long time. I hate humanity just as the next person but for some reason, the world just will not die.

>>37910283
>>37910213
Because the odds are in our favor. Nobody said we are invulnerable nor did i imply it you stupid faggot. A once in 65 million year event wont probably happen in the 80-100 year spand that we exist.

>but muh space is random we could all die like right now!!!!!!!!

I still say the odds are in our favor. If nasa says were cool then were cool. I dont need to hear from neckbeards jacking off to their anime pillow to tell me otherwise. Especially without any facts or credentials

>>37910678
An asteroid hitting the planet hasn't happened?

Am I communicating with a 6000 year old earth believing, dinosaur denying, creationist?

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>it's another "DEADLY APOCALYPTIC METEOR IS GOING TO HIT" episode
is it that time of the week again?

If this coincides with the yellowstone thing it's gonna be one hell of a weekend

>>37910852
i imagine it to be great to find stuff like this exiting
imagine if every clickbait article exited you
im jealous

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Has anyone watched Lars Von Trier's Melancholia? It's kinda on topic.

>>37910059

Only in your delusional mind you retarded Christcuck

>>37910958

She has such lovely titties. I want to cum all over those titties.

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>yeah this object is gonna fly pretty close it eart
>it's gonna get as close as 100 million miles
why haven't we completely defunded NASA yet

>>37911011
>Christcuck

There's nothing christcuck about believing the earth is flat.

there's just too much evidence supporting it. It will likely be the primary theory in 2030.

>>37911636

There is zero evidence to support it. You are literally retarded.

>>37911371
Because without them we wouldnt know if there was an actual meteorite headed our way. Be thankful that we have an agency capable of seeing objects near our planet

>>37910142
There was one only 12k years ago that rekt North America, actually

>>37911371
>>it's gonna get as close as 100 million miles
Isn't that more than the distance from the sun to the Earth?

Why is this a news article again?

>>37910008

Probably.

The question is what are you going to do afterwards, when:
>Industry stops, no replacing any technology in your bunker, ever.
>Ecology stops, no hunting, no agriculture, minimal wild consumable plant life, all water (even the rain) is chemically toxic

Y'all mother fuckers need to play Sim Earth, and realize that if a planet gets fucked enough, the conditions for life can be completely decimated.

There is a scenario where a planet loses its ability to naturally produce life, no matter how much time beyond the incident.

>>37910142
t. Dinosaur

>>37911665
>gives no evidence

just what i thought.

>>37911700
FUCKING ADS DONT PAY ANYTHING ANYMORE WE NEED MORE CLICKS MORE CLICKBAIT CLICK HERE THE EARTH WILL END FUCK I DONT WANT TO GET ANOTHER JOB

Humans are a joke species. Why don't we have a group dedicated to asteroid detection and defense? Everyone currently trying to do this is too underfunded to do any good. Survival of the species costs too much money I guess.

>>37911665
This is 2017, when every idea is on equal footing because "you never know." yesterday RT told me "macroeconomics has failed," for example. Science is apparently a sham as well. nobody knows anything so any argument is legitimate.

>>37911371
>defund NASA
>India lands on Mars in 2030
>the USA dies off in 100 years as the earth chokes on its own pollution
>glorious Indian space utopia with self-cleaning shitting streets is almost finished with its generational ark ship

Yeah let's defund the primary space and scientific program in the country.

>>37909543
Is this the reason trump happened? Everyone goes like "fuck it, if we die at least we kek"

>>37911721

You clearly don't understand how the burden of proof works. You're the one making absurd, outlandish claims. You're the one who has to provide evidence for your claim (hint: Youtube videos do not count as evidence.)

You don't have a leg to stand on. There are only two reasons to legitimately believe in Flat Earth Hypothesis:

1. You're a Christcuck and MUH BIBLE
2. You're a delusional fuckwit who likes to fantasize about utter nonsense

NOTE: The two are not mutually exclusive

>>37911750
I'm making the argument now that my dick cures cancer in women. Come on bald cancer qt's, it's totally valid. Don't be cucked by (((science)))

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>>37911762
Unrelated but you reminded me of this shirt my physics professor was wearing.

>>37911786
>>37911665
>Falling for obvious bait

You're all idiots

>>37911811

Or they actually believe this shit. Stop giving people the benefit of the doubt anon. Disturbingly large percentages of the world believe the Earth is only 6000 years old. The only fact you or I can be sure of is that there is a seemingly endless supply of gullible retards.

>>37909543
>Nasa says it isn't a threat
>But in the meanwhile the President is assembling a team consisting of Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and their other actor friends to send to space to blow up the asteroid that "isn't a threat".
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

>>37909543
>rogue asteroid
When are we ever getting any proper WARRIOR asteroids?

>>37909769
Are you colorblind?

Oregano

the worlds going to end!!
it isn't

>>37911786
>You're the one making absurd, outlandish claims.

Actually, the "earth is a sphere" is the outlandish claim. The "earth is flat" is the established primary theory time-tested for centuries. And so far, no one has disproven it, except the "muh bible" condescension (implying i'm christian).

why dont we just launch a shitton of icbms at it

>>37911705
>There is a scenario where a planet loses its ability to naturally produce life, no matter how much time beyond the incident.
Except, you know, the Earth had numerous asteroid impacts that pretty much wiped out 99% of all life but still here we are today arguing about memes and shit.

>>37911959

yeah that guy was right, you're a troll.

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>>37911959
I've been looking for a time to use this. Thanks famalam.

>>37909695
YES, another believer in the earth is Obama shaped!
Join us, 3 strong.

>>37912323
I support the THICC earth. It's an ass with two thighs as Antarctica.

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>>37911705
perfect time for anime

>>37912323
>not believing the earth is dick-shaped

>>37910207

It's posts like these that trigger me the most. People do comment all the time on things they have absolutely no understanding of.

At least with a rock you have some warning. We could be killed by radiation and never know it.

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>>37911762
>India lands on Mars in 2030
>pooinloos actually believe this
>2020 is so close pooinloos had to change the meme to superpower by 2030 instead of 2020

>>37911705
>planet loses its ability to naturally produce life
>huur duur the entire planet gonna die in ur life time be aware
>huur durr it never happend but its gonna happend just because I said.
Lmao kys

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>>37909543
Please be a threat
Please be a threat
Please be a threat

>>37909543
This quite literally happens every month. And just like the past million months, the asteroid won't hit.

>>37910207
It isn't just size that matters, it's velocity and mass which wreaks havoc.

>>37909555
im also sad ;(
i really wanted a giant asteroid bigger than earth to smash this shit and destroy all life for once
tired of living

>>37909543
I really wish it would fall right on me and give me a quick death