WHY DID I PUT ICY HOT ON MY DICK WHYYYYYY?!!

>>37908508
cuz you are dumb

>>37908508
put bengay on your balls next

>>37908508
In high school I tried to get people to pay me to put bengay on my balls and all I could get was one guy to get me a 6 pack of generic brand root beer. I went into the bathroom and did it and no one believed me so I did it a second time while they were in the bathroom. The dickwad only gave me 5 root beers.

>>37908508
Because you're a filthy little masochist.

>>37909190
They believed it. They just wanted to see if you were a big enough sucker to do it twice.

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>baby powder not working on sweaty balls
>decide to try "medicated" Gold Bond instead
>mfw

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>>37908508
Were you watching a JOI video that told you to do it? I've almost fallen for those whores' words.

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The pain stopped and now my dick smells really good.

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>>37909327
The absolute madman. He's stronger than ever!

when i was little i masturbated with toothpaste
im not even snipped im just stupid

>>37909327
Do it again, anon. I bet it will feel good this time now that you're acclimatized.

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Mfw trying it on my balls next. Wish me luck.

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>>37908508
I got a little on my dick since I use it from time to time to deal with CTS. A little bit felt pretty nice desu

>>37909500
Good luck anon! Smear it thick!

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OH GOD IT'S EVEN WORSE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>37909592
It's ok, you can deaden it by slapping the skin a little.

>>37908508
I came into this thread for Deku but stayed for OP putting IcyHot on his balls

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I CAN FEEL THE ICY HOT ENERGY FLOWING THROUGH ME. BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW RULER MORTALS!!!

>>37909713
Does it work on nipples too?

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>>37909852
Damnit are you trying TO MAKE ME A GOD?! This energy is already too much for my supple lean, man-boy body to handle! Ahhhhhhhhhhh

I think OP died. Icyhot claims another life ;_;

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Brb attempting to bathe my entire body in icy hot.