if i could be a neet for a day i could live my life the free

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if i could be a neet for a day
i could live my life the free and easy way
id take from uncle sam and make the wagies pay
if i could be a neet for a day
now for one whole day
a neet i could be
the first id do is jack off to some cp
and id let my parents upstairs do my thinkin for me
if i could be a neet for a day
now i wouldnt wanna work
cause i wouldnt have to
guess what id do next, you shouldnt need a clue
id go down to social services like all the neets do
if i could be a neet for a day
oh if i could be a neet for a day
i could live my life the free and easy way
id take from uncle sam and let the wagies pay
now when i sit down in that office
the office of welfare
id get food stamps a disability check and free health care
to keep myself alive around the cumrags i got scattered everywhere
if i could be a neet for a day
now id have plenty of time so id hang out on this site and sob
then id become a janitor and i wouldnt even need a job
if i could be a neet for a day
oh if i could be a neet for a day
i could live my life the free and easy way
id take from uncle sam and let the wagies pay
now when id need something id pirate it
so i wouldnt have to buy it
and if the cops would apprehend me you know that id deny it
then id call my psychologist and theyd say im in a an unstable mental state and i was only tryin it
if i could be a neet for a day
but i cant be a neet
and i dont really have to be
cause its true let me tell ya
its plain and simple as seein
if i was a neet for a day id be takin from me
so i dont want to be a neet for a day
i dont want to live the free and easy way
ill wagecuck long ill wagecuck hard and thats ok
cause ill never be a neet for a day