>first kiss at 15
Fucking normies are nothing but sin
>tfw had sex at 15
I dunno where it went wrong but I was on the right path goddamnit
>tfw fail at the first milestone
This game sucks
how old is this shit that you start earning an average wage at 30 and $40k at 37?
I make $45k and that's below average for an american.
How far are you behind r9k?
I'm at 30 but haven't got a job that pays me yet
>>37905871
>half these achievements involve buying shit
>loans.co.uk
You know where it goes
>>37905898
You and me both
Oregano
>kiss
>job
>friends
>drivers license
fuck you OP, I didn't need to be reminded how much of a loser I am
>>37905871
>making financial success look this easy
fuck the thieving kikes that made this shit
>>37905871
>first kiss
error
>first full time job
ok
>pass driving test
18
>first holiday with friends
16 lol
>buy first car
19
>move out
19
>first holiday with partner
>rent with partner
>get engaged
>get married
>have first child
what did he mean by this
>buy first house -> start earning average wage
this is fucking retarded
>buy a brand new car
why would you do that
>become a manager
life is not a rpg nigger
>think about starting a business
meme
>move to second house
why
>start earning 40k a year
affording two houses, brand new cars and twice a year holidays while earning less than 40 a year
My path.
>Age 15: Be a miserable failure
>Age 75: Die
>>37906050
Why is it so hard for you?
>work part-time
>buy <$3K car
>rent WITH friends if shitty parents
>go to university for a career or become an apprentice
>find an employed religious girlfriend
>get a real job with your qualifications
>rent with her for a few years
>build kit house for <$100K + <$80K land together
>get a new car for <$25K
>continue career until financial stability (>$500,000 in savings)
>build a granny flat out back and allow someone to rent for a few hundred weekly