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Hey Anon, give me a good reason why i should choose you?

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don't get self depreciating faggots, keep it positive and why i should genuinely choose you over a chad.

inb4 stacy or roastie...just for the sake of discussion let's say that i'm neither and i just had sex with 1 or 2 boys that's it.
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Why should I spend all my time chasing a girl who obviously doesnt care for me?
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>>37905462

we just met . give me a reason to care.
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>>37905483
how about you give me a reason to care for you?
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>>37905435
well you haven't really sold yourself well either
with all the information you've given me, you come across as a dumb slut
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>>37905435
Cause you have no other choice slut
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Chad has a harem to choose from.

I would never cheat. If anything you could cuck me if that's what you wanted.

I hate getting cucked but I want to do it again.
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>if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possible imagine
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>>37905435
Because you're so numb and desensitised to chad that you crave for a new type of novelty that only robots will satisfy.
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>>37905496

i don't want a long term relationship but i can give it a chance if this goes well.
i can cook well.
i'm alright in bed. not that good but i know my way.
i like puppies and currently teaching maths at high school.
i occasionally watch movies. i play football from time to time. i just like long walks and not high maintanence.

now tell me about yourself anon.
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>>37905511

sorry for the lack of information. here >>37905553
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>>37905553
>i play football from time to time
Rugby, Soccer, Australian or American?
as an ex-soccer football referee, can confirm that actually-skilled soccer girls are god-tier

desu not an interesting personality, but definitely tolerable.
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>>37905435
K, I'll bite.
I study at a world renowned business school and I'm getting good results, I love traveling and going to concerts, I'm a good listener and I care about people around me
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>>37905624
the fuck are you doing here? At least pretend to be a dysfunctional reject if you want to stay here. When in Roma and all that shit.
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>>37905547

what the fuck. i dont go around sleeping with chads. i've had sex 2 times in my life that's it. 1 was when i went to prom but he couldn't keep a conversation for more than 5 mins. the other guy was when i studying for my math degree . he cheated on me . so i don't know how to got to me desensitizing by chads. stop talking like an immature person . i really want a companion with whom i feel comfortable.
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>>37905624
>I'm a good listener and I care about people around me
Wow, what a turn on.
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>>37905655
I'm still a khv like the majority of people on here and quite socially awkward
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>>37905657
Is the girl in the picture suppossed to be you?
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>>37905670
I'm just taking the piss, but you seem to have a good set of traits. Make the most of it, Anon.
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>>37905553
Im an army ranger and own 5 guns and if you don't come home and have sex with me right now I'll follow you home and murder you tonight.
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>>37905613

i hate the word soccer. it's football for me i can't say any other word for it. i'm from belarus.
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>>37905657
Go back to jerking off to hentai, you fat LARPing neckbeard.
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>>37905657
>>37905680
So when I role-play, it's "fucking autistic", but when this guy does it it's fine?
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>>37905553
>is not a virgin
Ok, girl. Look; I'm not interested in you. Yes, I am basing this decision off of your past actions. We are inherently incompatible, even though I find you somewhat attractive. You seem to already have another man lined up, so he is your better bet.
Goodbye
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>>37905707
>i hate the word soccer.
Australia here, the distinction is necessary for us. "Football" is rugby league.

My grade 6 teacher just called soccer "the world game", which is a fair name for it.
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>>37905734
[cont'd]
and yes, it's retarded that all these sports we call football only occasionally kick the ball.
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>>37905670

it's ok. we can kiss after a date if it goes well. but only if i enjoy the date. what do you wanna do on a date anon? no restaurants or movies though. i want to do some adventurous stuff though. is that ok with you?
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>>37905707
>Belarus
>went to prom

Prom is an American thing, you know.
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>>37905435
>why i should genuinely choose you over a chad
you probably shouldn't, even though I know every erogenous zone on your body and exactly how to in laymen terms play you like a guitar
and the fact that skinny girls cant make me cum so its probably for the best you wont get with someone who doesn't find you attractive enough to spill his seed
plus id ignore you because I have other shit to do
so do yourself a favour and don't bother with me
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>>37905707
Interested in a sweet EU citizenship through marriage?
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>>37905747
>adventurous stuff
like touching each other's hands? I dunno...
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>>37905700

stop joking. it's not that i am a slut but also i think sex is precious . so do you have any other things other than sex
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>>37905770
>thinks sex is precious
>had it with two different guys
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>>37905624

as most girls even i also like travelling anon. but isn't it a little costly. my salary doesn't support travelling honestly. you seem to be good natured anon. we can go out today night. what do you wanna do?
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>>37905785
>who "couldn't keep a conversation for more than 5 mins."
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>>37905794
>still had sex with him
Yeah, it must be as precious as my piss bottle kek
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>>37905725

i don't have anyone lined up . yes girls do get more attention than boys. there are boys messaging me in fb and stuff. but im not interested in them.

i dont have a reason to lie to you . i genuinely want to talk . why are you so insecure anon?
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I got a curved dick, I'm a musician, I'm funny and usually the life of the party. I'm smart and I'm probably going to have a successful career (still in school). I'm a good athlete. The only negative is I'm chubby.
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>>37905435

>i just had sex with 1 or 2 boys that's it.

Looks like you can't keep your grips around Chad for very long. I don't want his used napkin sorry.
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>>37905435
I'll give you two good reasons why you should choose to have sex with me right in this moment:
1) I have a throbbing 6'' cock that's ready to penetrate and impregnate you
2) If you don't like the 6 incher because you think it's too small then you'll hate this one. I have a 9 mm in my backpack.

Now come into the forest with me so I can rape you else I'll shoot you then rape you. Which one will it be, roastie ?
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>>37905824
It's not insecurity to me, but you call it what you want. Personally, I've gone my whole life without extrafamiliar relationships. I never caved and went to a hooker to lose my virginity. The only person who I could ever put my heart into would be someone who also never attempted to give theirs away.

Like I said, you seem like a nice girl, but I cannot do it.
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>>37905435
>Hey Anon, give me a good reason why i should choose you?
The fuck are you babbling about, whore? DO I look like a fucking pokemon to you?
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>>37905787
There are actually plenty of low cost ways to travel, at least here in Europe. Anyway, if I were ever to take a girl on a "date", I'd either choose a comfy place like the seaside or somewhere in the mountains (they're both like 1 hour of car from where I live) or maybe a concert if there's something decent around here and she's into that
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>>37905850
>implying 9mm will kill her
Haha. You NEED at least 50AE these days. Anything else and you're a weak manlet
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>>37905756

ok fair enough i respect your decision anon. hope you have a good life.

>>37905765
no i like it here in belarus. also i don't believe in marriage. it takes away the essence of love i think sometimes.

>>37905767
that's good anon. since we are on a date. holding hands is not a big deal but even i hesitate sometimes to make the first move so im glad you are comfortable with holding hands.

my hands get a little sweaty though.
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>>37905830
>I'm a good athlete. The only negative is I'm chubby.

Add mentally ill on your resume, you literal retard.
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I can play your favorite songs on the guitar
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>>37905850
How to get ladies 101: summerfag edition
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>>37905879
If I fly over to Minsk, how much do I need to pay you for a weekend full of sex?
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I am concerned that there is actually a girl posting here, and that these picture might actually be the same whore.

Either way I'm sure I don't have to warn the robots. Hopefully she snatches a redditor in her trap and takes him far away.
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>>37905824

ok fair enough anon. i respect your honesty. have a good life anon.
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>>37905881
I play goalie in lacrosse, which I'm pretty good at at. You don't exactly need to be chiseled to do that.
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>>37905770
I'm not joking I'm an army ranger and I will kill you if you don't fuck me
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>>37905858

oops sorry messed up my reply anon . here >>37905897
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>>37905435
Honestly you probably shouldn't. I look like a manet Shane Dawson if he never hit puberty, I'm incredibly egotistical, narcissistic, stubborn, introverted and, honestly, arguably evil at times.
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>>37905909
Thanks roastie(male).
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>>37905904

ok looks like i cant talk to you without fucking you. bye anon.
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The question is why should I choose you? I'm good-looking and with a well paid job. I can get any girl I want. Without needing to sponsor a visa to her because she's from a third world country.
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>>37905923
You don't sound that egotistical from your description of yourself
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>>37905435
Do I look like I'm a fucking parrot in a cage thatyou get to choose from a pet shop? Why the fuck do you consider yourself above everyone else? A relationship with someone is something both of you are supposed to develop and sustain, something that comes from within each of you, something you build based on the things you have in common with each other. You don't just go parading around "choosing" people as if you're some sort of important person. You're nothing but a worthless whore and I don't want to be "chosen" like that.
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>>37905435
bargaining means that you already lost, it should be the other way around or a good balance. "why should i choose you?" is nothing but self deprecation
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>>37905435
>had sex with 1 or 2 friends
Get away from me you filthy whore.
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>>37905923
Epic gif, my little devil. What's the latest evil deed, came in your own mouth again, you little prankster?
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>>37905934
I mean, I think that I'm fucking excellent, but these are things that people who don't like me have said the past.
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>>37905435

How old are you? For the sake of this roleplaying discussion.
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>>37905932
>I can get any girl I want because I only happen yo want 2/10 obese, mentally ill american sacks of lard

Living the dream, I see
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>>37905954
I went peepee poopoo without flushing.

I bet that even Pol Pot didn't do that.
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>>37905964
If they don't like you obviously they won't have anything good to say about you. If they don't like you and you like yourself then it would only make sense for them to think theres an imbalance between how much you like yourself and your value as a person.
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>only had sex w/ 1 or 2 guys
>why should I choose you over Chad

D A M A G E D G O O D S
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>>37906010
These "robots" are pathetic, they'd do anything for 60 seconds with a vagina or a "vagina (male)".
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>>37905435
Take careful note at how the whore tries to implying she's not a roastie because she "only" fucked 1 or 2 guys.
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>>37906015
>>37905951
seriously? only for that. i had sex 2 times.

>>37905983
22 anon
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OP ran out of pictures of that girl.
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>>37905949

yeah "choose" is a bad word anon i agree. but doesn't everyone choose others.
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>>37905936

im sorry if it sounded that way. but isnt everyone choosing everyone. anyway i'm ready to work at the relationship .

i think "choosing" was the wrong word now. but i just want to give a chance at this relationship with you anons. that's it
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>>37905435

Remember, robits; it's not what you can do for her, it's what she's going to do for you because you:

- spent the time and energy to figure out how to best impress her enough to be given a chance
- spent money on her
- kept her happy, safe, and thoroughly entertained
- perfectly navigated her stupid emotional or irrational female bullshit
- worked out enough at the gym, and developed enough of a sense of style and fashion to dress well
- put your self-esteem on the line by asking her out, and doing the majority of the emotional work that is required in dating.

Remembe; females are selfish cowards, and a set of noise making fuckholes. They want to be treated extra special for being nothing special. Ignore the meme gender, or learn how to trick it enough to fuck it and leave it.
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>>37906075

Same age as me. Assuming I'm into traps, what exactly are you looking for? just a bf?
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>>37906075
You're a slut, even if you were pretty and payed me I wouldn't date you. Go find some cuck to lick those guy's semen residue from your loose roast beef.
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>>37905755
no its not you autist
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>>37905890

look i can spend time with you . when you come here but i dont want it to be just about sex anon. i want to get to know somebody. yes if we hit it off we can have sex in the nights but i want to do much more anon.
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>>37906114

Yeah all the actual robots here know. She's looking for mister money bags to take her around the world. Life with her would probably be hell.

Some redditor will fall for it though so maybe it's a good thing.
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>>37905930
stop larping faggit
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>>37906146
Very good. We will spend a nice day together and finish it with a dinner in a nice restaurant. By then you will have been fully seduced by me.
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>>37905850

can't you talk about anything else other than cocks and rape. i really don't care about size unless it's too tiny because sex is also important for me. but other than that i want companionship anon. so will you stop thinking about sex for a minute .
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This thread makes me sick. The predator is now tormenting the prey in their very homes.
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>>37906169
>sex is important for me
>has only had it 2 times
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Whoever ends up suckered in her trap to find an atm make sure you come back here post in the woman hate threads.

>>37905435

You just reek of an evil normie stacie who wants to travel the world and experience all of life in her 20s because after 30 you know you are worthless.
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>>37906114

if you want my resume and what i can do for you look here >>37905553

>>37906117
yeah i'm not looking for a bf so much as taking chances on people who are not as superficial as todays generation. we can try pegging but ive never done it. but i cant do that unless i like you as a person anon. where are you from ?
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I provide dank memes. Date me if you want dank memes. Chad only provides normie memes because he's lacking in meme culture.
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>>37905435
Step aside virgins its time fo the ultimate seducer to step in.

Hey you HB3, who lies more, guys or girls?
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>>37906162

i really dont care about money robot anon. i'm working and my salary is more than enough to keep me for years. i like travelling too but it's costly but i wouldnt go for a guy because he can roam me around the world. yes there may be girls like that anon but still wherever i go . i would rather go with a person i like.
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>>37906230
How are you a math teacher at 22? Shouldn't you need a degree?
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>>37906166

oh are you sure? maybe you'll be seduced by me.

and what do you mean by spend a nice day anon?
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>>37906230

I'm in Cuckada. I won't be your bf anyways so that's good and I don't believe you are who you say you are but if you're looking to share thoughts with a stranger you'll never meet on the other side of the pond then I don't mind.
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>>37906184

it really is.. that's why i'm careful too as to who i'm sleeping with. why is that hard to understand? so if having sex a lot is your definition of sex being important then i'm sorry you feel like it. i cant do anything about that anon.
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>>37906214
im fine even without travelling the world anon. i just like it. i'm not being a slut over it. i can be happy talking with you eveyday holding hands if im comfortable with you anon. i already have a job to fulfil my other needs. no need to be such a rude ass.
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>>37906230
What do you think of Italian dudes?
I'm >>37905624 btw
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Jesuit Christ, u cucks need to spot replying to bait 93 replies 30 posters, it's all the same sandshoes wearing freaks
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Anons, how much you guys wanna bet her current bf is the person who took all these pics and he now has her here looking for a richfag?
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>>37906280
Maybe you can give me ideas. Minsk is pretty boring. Perhaps we'll go on a picnic to the quiet countryside and enjoy the warm summer together.
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>>37906255

women lie the biggest lies. men say small lies at a high rate. its true from my experience

#chrisrockfan

according to you , who lies more?
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>>37906292

sure i'll hit you up when im in canada anon. peace.
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>>37906346

sure. is it true italians are so passionate about football that there are holidays there when important matches are going on.
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>>37906354

that sounds great anon. meet you at minsk railway station in a few days . bye anon. had a great time chatting with you.
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>>37906401
>passionate about football
Yeah, it's basically almost a religion
>holidays there when important matches are going on
Most matches are usually during the weekend but there are no specially dedicated holidays for matches of that's what you mean (some people do take a day off though)
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>>37906464

awesome. which team do you support anon? i
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>>37906522

I thought the roleplay was over. Not enough (You)s for ya?
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>>37906522
Juventus, fucking Spaniard scum stole our UCL
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>>37906554
Other dude here, I'm just bored
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I'll savagely beat you every now and then
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>>37906603

It's kinda weird this tranny didn't exchange contact info with someone. This whole thread was made for (You)s.
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>>37906559

fuck them . they are disgraceful . cr7 is a faggot. no way they wouldve beaten bayern munich without refball.
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>>37906628

;-) it's true though . but yeah looks like this thread is over. it was fun while it lasted.
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>My penis size is above average.
> I can kind of play the guitar.
>I am a patient person who is good with children.
>According to some people, I'm very attractive.
>I'm good at fighting people
>I have a really good knowledge of pretty much all outdoorsy stuff (hiking, camping, fishing, bushcraft, etc.)
>I can draw really well
>Won't cheat because I find cheaters disgusting
That's some interesting stuff about me.
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>>37906686

So you were just harvesting (You)s? You weren't looking for a jew to spend money on you?
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>>37905734
Football is AFL you Queenslander fuck
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>>37906703

you sound good anon. where are you from? do you like going in the rain? i love that feeling.

also how are you good at fighting anon?
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>>37906706

fuck no. not all girls are like that anon. sometimes we also really need human contact .
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>>37906686
please go you LARPING faggot
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>>37906748

Yet you didn't attempt to contactfag any of the people you talked with...

Stop pretending to be a girl the thread is over jesus.
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>>37906781
You know what I find really jogs my noggin. Just the mere image of a gril in this place will harvest a hundred (you)s. Just some faggot beta orbiter that is assblasted his oneitis chose Chad's cock over him, and now he just dumps her entire facebook into /r9k/ and can entertain himself for an evening. just with fucking pictures. if there was a timestamp thats understandable, but this is just some roasties facebook. and behind almost every single angry reply accusing him of being a LARPING faggot, theres a lonely loser who just wants, begs to be proven wrong. he wants her to be real so badly, he can't resist goading her into revealing that she's either fake or real, because "what if".
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>>37906875

exactly. nail on the head anon.
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>>37906875

Yeah it is very sad. I've been calling 'her' out the whole thread, but it sucks because women are not really like this irl. They really do not care about guys the way we care about them.

Guy post tfw no gf post and all the females on this board go silent. A faggot pretending to be a girl does it and some of us try and keep hope. I fucking hate women and I fucking hate my biology.
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>>37905435
I think you should choose me because I am a righteous and nice person, intelligent, and I believe I am deserving of a partner. I also make really good sandwiches.
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>>37906930

what threads are you watching? because i've seen plenty of femanons come out during "no gf" threads.

and yes it's true not all women are like that irl but that doesn't mean there aren't anon.
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>>37905657
>i really want a companion with whom i feel comfortable.
Why are you looking for one on a Mongolian goat herding forum? Go into the real world and look for one there.
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>>37906953

who doesn't like a good sandwich anon. everybody does.

tell me your favourite sandwich recipe?
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>>37906928
how did this girl hurt you anon. why are you taking this pain and using it to hurt others.
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>>37906960

>what threads are you watching? because i've seen plenty of femanons come out during "no gf" threads.

Never seen this in my life.

Women don't care about guys that's the gut wrenching truth. I fucking hate that we're forced to care about them.
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>>37906968

i am very shy even though i like going outdoors. tinder is too much. it's not my cup of tea. this place seems to have guys who can talk about various topics without getting scared and also maybe are a little insecure but i know they would treat me well if given a chance
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>>37906996

am i really hurting other anons to want to have a conversation? projecting much anon?
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>>37907047
you're hurting others by giving them false hope.
>inb4 projecting
I'm not a moron, anon. have conversations all you want, but why keep pretending to be a girl for (you)s. baffling.
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>>37905725

this, so much this.
specially the non virgin
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>>37905435
Baited me.
>Polish.
>Would listen to what you have to say
>Goof around
>Futball is life.
>Spontaneous date or relaxation on the couch cuddle up and snuggle, best of both words.
>Sensitive yet bold when needed to be.
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There is honestly no even half-good reason.
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>>37905734
Soccer is shit. Football is AFL. Rugby is rugby. They're both shit sports.
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>>37905435
You have no reason to pick me over Chad. That is kinda the point.
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>>37905435
You don't choose, I choose. And you know what, I don't choose you.
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>young girl from places where they say football
>looking for love
>has a legitimate future as a math teacher
>fears finding a Chad
>goes to 4chan to find true love
>finds love with a young boy named Larry
>He enjoys masturbating to anime, Costco hotdogs, and any attention his mother will give him

You picked the wrong website for this
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>>37905435
ROASTIE WHORE GTFO GO LICK CHAD's ASSHOLE YOU SLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37905435
There is a slight chance that I'll improve just to be yours, but it's unlikely seeing as I've given up on people and I don't see value in attatching myself to anyone
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Normies talking to normies.
Go to the catalog and when you see this thread. Shiftclick it.
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>>37905435
You aren't my type so I don't care if you have no reason to pick me. But to be fair you do have no reason to pick me because I have not finished improving myself as much as I want to.
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Enough RPing. Give me this roastie's Instagram so I can jerk off to her in peace.
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I think the real problem here is that OP have so many pictures of the same woman.

This guy clearly is a creep or even worse a stalker.
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>>37905435
I'm pure, kissless and virgin and that makes me very virtuous and pious.
I'm unemployed but my iq is over 110 so the kids will be smarter than average.
Maybe I'll become a doctor.
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>>37905747
Only if YOU enjoy the date? You fucking stacy, its always about YOU. Fuck off go find another faggot to dick ride you
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>>37905553
I like to cook too. How about I cook us dinner one night, and if you enjoy yourself you can cook us something the next night? I think you'll appreciate how clean I keep my apartment.

I tutored maths while i was in college. It was great fun. I love being able to explain something difficult and have the other person understand it.

Right now I'm really focused on systematically relearning my habits so I can have a more functional life without so much effort, so that perhaps I may expend effort on things that are more important. There's so much to life I'm missing out on because I have bad habits, but I've been working on them with the help of Jordan Peterson. Have you listened to him?
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>>37907047
im concerned by how many pictures of this bitch you have
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>>37907750
See >>37907594
originiagienal
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okay i'm done with you pathetic robots. do you think chad will like my new bikini?
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