>be on dating site >do my best with pics, profile and messages

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All of them are within the age range of 24-32, by the way.

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I'm not kidding with any of these. It's all genuine...

Ha ha ha this is why I didn't join OKcupid

I saw waaaaaaaayyyyy too many of these types on there and they spooked me off

I'll take my chances IRL, these creatures are something else.

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I thought I was good looking myself, desu ;_;

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Technically, this one isn't that bad comparatively.

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dumping is annoying af on /r9k/

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Is this one cute, in a weird way? The eyes are creepy, but... maybe....

I guess it's warping my view on things

>>37904821
Everyone tries to punch above their weight: you, messaging girls more attractive than you; and those uggos, messaging you. It doesn't mean you're "on par" with them.

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You can see what the cat is thinking, kek

>>37904881
That's the thousand cock stare if I ever saw it

>>37904881
She's got one hell of a fivehead, but that may just be the result of taking a close-up photo with a shitty, tiny phone camera lens. Hard to say for sure.

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this one is horrible imo

>>37904821
I think they have algorithms if yoh match or message too much you go straight to shit tier.

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just another fatty, I guess

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NOT THAT BAD EH?

I'm a real Casanova after all, guise

The catch: 3 kids. Ho ho ho.

>>37904889
No you're an idiot. This is i've never had a boyfriens in my life stare. Perfect robot material

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I'll be honest... dem titties

>>37904863

She could be preddy cute desu

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She seems nosey.

>>37904821
That's a tranny btw.
Trannies should have their own (mandatory) boxes to check on dating sites. The idea that anybody seeking a woman wants a man on estrogen (maybe with their dick removed, maybe not,akes no difference) is fucking retarded.

This isn't a surprise party. If you by some miracle "pass" you need to not be a fucking rapist and disclose that

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I don't even know, really. I mean, c'mon.

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>>37904863
she looks just like the woman in Brazil's money

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OH COME ON

My self-esteem. It is forever ruined.

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>women turning 30
>No.

Post your profile pics. Maybe we can help

>>37904948

Stop trying to find a gf on farmersonly you fgt

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Hmmm, she's not THAT bad?

>>37904924
AVOID
I can see it in the eyes, this one is a turboslut who will fuck your shit up.

Look at those eyes and remember them, you'll see them again and know to avoid the person they're attached to.

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>"Nice to meet you, anon. MY NAME IS BRUCE"

ahhhh

>>37904821
OP Post pic of yourself then we'll see if you deserve these matches
>inb4 camwhoring
xD

>>37904975
wtf this one is a qt, what is wrong with you

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this one is kinda gross

Are you british or in the south?

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It's hard dumping pics with the end of a shotgun barrel in my mouth

>>37904975
Best bet imo.
Do it faggot

Nice bait.

>google.com
>Ugly fat girls

If not, I don't understand why these people would post these pics

>>37904863


Kinda ok. But creepy eyes though

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>>37905003
Not a brit, but that would make sense.

Don't want to misrepresent my country, because the average girl is way way prettier. Unlike these bottom feeders.

Oh GOD, that implies I'm the shit they feed on. ;_;

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honestly, if any of these girls had a pleasant personality i wouldn't mind making them my gf

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I'm not a racist, but no niggers, tyvm

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Says she's 26. I guess she's aged like a fine bottle of piss.

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>>37905024
just a dating site, bruh.

>>37905030
Australia? NZ? just fuckin say we all know these girls arent representative of the majority population cmon

jesus christ and I thought my gf was ugly

>>37905050
Nobody tell Hank she's on dating sites. He'd be heartbroken I tell you hwat.

>>37905093
flexin, nigga im just flexin

>>37905093
Something about your posture seems very beta. The way you're covering your entire mouth instead of your chin, which is what you were going for. The way other hand is awkwardly tucked under your armpit like you're trying to hug yourself. You're the very opposite of the picture of confidence. Which is too bad, cause you're handsome.

Who here would actually fuck all of these people?

>>37905093
Why do you look so confused?
It's a painting, you're in a goddamn museum, what did you expect to see?

Everybody on there probably thinks you're retarded. Mystery solved.

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That's the dump for now, by the way.

Those bullets don't obliterate my skull on their own, you know! :'D

>>37905093
Then your problem might be your personality.
If I were a girl I would let you fuck me all night long >//////<

>>37904916
She looks like she's about 46.

>>37904975
I'd say she's the winner of the bunch, but the angle is suspect.

>>37905093
>I am a thinking man lol
That's all I see in this picture and other people probably get that vibe too. You don't look bad at all.

>>37905117
Hey, OP. This guy will blow you. Delete the profile, problem solved.

>>37905106
>>37905117
>>37905124
>>37905129
>>37905140
You know girls can see the height on a guy's profile right? Judging by the pic OP looks like 5'10 maximum.

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>>37905093
>that """flex"""
Yeah, you really don't deserve these results. My condolences boyo.

>>37905150
>The height is all that girls care about meme

Ayyy

>>37905150
dude don't be so height obsessed it's not the most important thing on a dating profile

>>37905150
>Not rounding up to 6' on profile

Retardation confirmed. Do you really think women are capable of judging that a few promised inches aren't there when they see you?

Source? I "have a 10 inch penis"

>>37905093
>When a sexy-ass man can't get any
Fuk

"You'll just have to be lonely... On manlets only dot com..."

>>37905184
>>37905178
>not thinking women just choose 6'0 and above men only

>>37905093
BTW you look very very NZ like.
t. NZ

>>37905201
Oh women chose whatever makes them """feel""" right and attracted for some its height, but for plenty of others height is not the most important factor.

>>37905201
I'm 5'10 and a girl who had a crush on me said this behind my back to a friend:

"he's so tall!"

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One more pic (already made a thread about it before).

She's beautiful, isn't she?

HAH SHE'S 90-100 KILOGRAMS

>>37905117
>>37905124
It's just a joke picture.

>>37905150
5'9" ;__;

>>37905151
>>37905106
The pic is old, but I've been /fit/ for a while now. Looking quite good at the moment desu. Not that it matters though, kek.

>>37905202
I'm close to a Zealand, but not the new one. HMMMM.

>>37905232
You dutch famalam?

>>37905216
Yeah, but do you really think the OP is rich? He definitely doesn't have a monstrous hog, so that's all that's left unless...

OP do you play an instrument? Like a real instrument that gets people lots of fuck? Guitar, drums, bass, clarinet or trumpet?

Beta-tier stuff like piano, violin or sax doesn't count.

>>37905225
I'm 5'10 and my gf calls me tall all the time too
.could be because she's 5'2 though :^(

>>37905246
>lots of fuck
>clarinet or trumpet

My sides

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>>37905246
I'm a (apprentice) lawyer, but not rich... yet.

And I play the pian- oh, nvm. ;_;

>>37905244
maybe yes

>>37905246
boy i'm playing clarinet and that sure got me heaps of pussy man

>>37904821
Dating sites are a meme desu, the only reason I managed to fuck someone from there was because I found a chick I knew back from school.

Just keep the /fit/ up and you'll get your piece eventually, you look bretty gud desu. And dont let your height become a problem, there are like a lot of small chicks that need a dick too.

>>37905042
Lmao, what the fuck did she do to age like this

>>37905426
O nvm I suck @ american metrics. If you are 180cm+ and Dutch there is no way you are too short or something.

>>37905470
So I heard dutch men get a lot of pussy because they all tall and pretty attractive. Also their language is great.

>>37905364
Hold it!

>>37905374
Glad you're getting results my dude.
We have a squidward-tier pleb above who couldn't finnagle some snatch from his clarinet.

Haters gonna hate.

>>37905467
I would guess meth, but a few stimulants can do that to a person.

>>37904881
>>37904929
>>37904975
I would dick these. esp the first one

>>37905518
The third one is the hot one. What are you smoking?

Hey OP you the same guy who posted this same thread a few weeks ago?

Still no luck huh? :(

>>37905486
I am Dutch and the problem with most tall dutch guys is that they look like skeletons. And in my personal experience chicks would rather fuck someone a head smaller but with muscles than a spooky scary skeleton.

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of exceptions. But you should not measure yourself to the exceptions, but to the average. And for the average, I think OP is doing a very good job.

About the language, I have no clue how it would sound to outsiders (just German I guess?).

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>>37905552
Yeah, that's correct. No luck yet.

>>37905581
th..thanks

>>37905364
Im dutch and I never see the this tier ugly outside, I thought the average was pretty high attractive wise

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>>37904996
>tfw you kinda look like pepe

>>37905093
Not gay but you are definitely handsome.

If THIS is how high women's standards have gone, we're ALL fucked.

>>37905581
>I am Dutch
Straight in the trash

>>37905093
as a girl I can say that you are pretty cute. You would make a nice couple with >>37904975
:)

>>37905030
>>37904975
totally okay.
The rest is just offspring of some 50yo farmer's incest. No necks, crooked teeth, inborn obesity. Not a good gene pool.

>>37905639
Gay confirmed. Originally.

PoF just made me hate myself more.
3 different attempts for many months each time.
NOTHING.
Save for a few REALLY TRULY ugly women who I know I am above talking to.
I cried. I cried. And I cried some more.
IM DONE WITH TRYING

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Th-there's someone for e-everyone

>>37905093

Ah yes, the rare, failed chad. Youre just in the wrong dating pool

>this guy cant make it
I think it's time to call GG and get an anime waifu tulpa

>>37905694
uggu's must go with uggu's

>>37905748

im not that ugly though bro
my personality and confidence is just a shit

>>37905486
Nah there are some chads, but a lot of dutch guys are ugly lankets.
OP looks handsome tho
>>37905581
This. Except about the language. It sounds like how a drunk brit with down syndroom would try to speak german, but fails at it, or like someone is choking and can't stop making those weird sounds kek.

>>37905232
>It's just a joke picture.

If someone doesn't know you, they won't know it's a joke picture. If I saw that on a dating site I'd assume you are likely pretentious and that would turn me off you. It's a flattering photo but I recommend using a different one.

>>37905761
you are truly a Prince Uggu.

I saw this exact thread over one month ago

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I dont even have people look at my profile. Ive had okc for a year or so, and have had maybe five girls message me. Someone looks at my profile maybe once every other day.

I also have no idea how to message people first because 90% of the girls on these sites are boring as shit, or are like pic related. what do i do

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>>37905788

please stop its hurting me

>>37905093
dyel fag

>>37904863
She's cute, Anon, what's the problem

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>>37905653
th..thanks
>>37905639
th..thanks, but totally gay

>>37905764
The pic is captioned on the site and it's obvious it's a joke. But I get your point...


>>37905840
Been lifting for a little over two months now, actually. Hoping to leave dyel status soon.
>pic related, my progress so far

(That pic you're replying to is over a year old)

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>>37905710
>Ah yes, the rare, failed chad. Youre just in the wrong dating pool

What does this even mean?

>>37905889
I've seen this pic on /fit/, nice arm gains

Reageeeeeeeeer op mij Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>37905914
Thanks. We're all going to make it.

>>37906033
wat

>>37905762
O man I never thought I sounded like a choking fetish gone wrong.

>>37905889
Mirrin' the arms, hoping I will have as much gains in my second month!

>>37905093
>le intelectual watching shitty abstract art

you deserve it lol

>>37905889
Those are some nice arm gains, chest needs some work though.

This makes me hopeful for my progress.

>>37904821
You already posted this thread before
B moar original

>>37904929
The look in her eyes says to me she will be carving her name in your chest by the third date.

>>37905093
>people keep saying he's handsome

Is it POF by any chance? The woman on there all seem to be stuck up when they aren't great looking themselves.

Anyone know any good dating sites to meet people who enjoy literature?

>>37906578
join book clubs instead

or pick up at the library, although this seems like a chad thing instead, and we aren't chads. :|

>>37906619
>join book clubs instead
>le nerdy intellectual girl that will understand me meme

those girls can't cook, can't suck a dick good and don't want to settle with someone and make them 3 babies

>>37904863
>male shoulders
>male face

>>37904975
>everyone saying she's cute

If someone made a thread saying this was his gf, everyone would laugh at him and mock the girl into the ground

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>>37904821
What site you on mijn man?

>>37904941
her tooth is in the middle of her face lmao

uhh why are you guys bullying these women when half of you are literally (literally) their male counterparts? Also anyone actually attracted to ugly girls because it makes me want to protect them? You know they will be loyal to you

>>37905030
she's trying to hide her lack of chin

>>37905093
You look like an even gayer Mac from ALways Sunny

There's no way all these women are under the age of 46.

>>37904848
She's cute, you're a pleb

>>37904821
You attracted a bottom feeder because you are a bottom feeder.

>dating site
Beggars can't be choosers.

>>37904975
OP I absolutely GUARANTEE that you are in no way 'a catch', you're obviously just another /r9k/ mollusc that is deluded enough to think you're attractive. Even if you met any of these women they would ghost you as soon as they get a whiff of your personality.

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Here is an average looking Canadian woman.
She is not attracted to me. Despite me being average looking.

hey at least garth from wayne's world was checking you out, that's pretty cool

Dating apps/sites have GROSSLY over inflated the self worth of your average girl. Guys like OP who are legit 7.5/10 only garner interest from 3-4/10 women. It's such a disaster desu senpai. Stick to meeting girls in real life by joining clubs and groups like the ones on Meetup instead. You can actually meet and date girls who are actually in your league. Because on dating sites, all the 5-7/10 girls literally think they deserve nothing less than Chris Hemsworth type guys