>tfw an older woman calls me "cute"

>>37901158
are you a chick or just gay?

>>37901190
im a guy. i just want a mommy gf

>>37901213
There one here>>37901191
for you. Ur welcome

>tfw this actually happened earlier today
is this really it guys? am i finally cute enough to be swept away by a nice girl?

>>37901261
99.999% sure its a dude larping as a mommy

>>37901285
What about that .001% chance ur wrong? I say go for it man

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>tfw letting out a huge fart and it smells like peanuts and beef

>>37901385
You ruined the thread

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>tfw licking the sweat off a pajeet mustache

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>tfw your gf wanna watch the last episode of Orange is the new black in the living room so you can just hang on with your bros on the PC playing Tekken.

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>tfw you beat your chest press stats and reward yourself with pancakes

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>tfw you take the most disgusting shit, putrid smell vomit inducing noises crap you've ever expelled from your body, get a handful of toilet paper fearing the worst but it ends up completely clean

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>tfw after a dozen of edits your drawing is starting to look like some Kishimoto mess.

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>TFW combo breaker
also
>TFW someone scratches my back sexualy

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>tfw u call whole squad to roast some cracker ass boi but he shootin da school

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>tfw spreading my legs lets a fumet escaping from my balls it smells like rotten shrimps and makes me throw up a lil in my mouth

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>tfw feeling lewd so I decide to lick my doggo's anus and it makes him fart in my mouth

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>tfw momy ded now i can mak sex with her mouth

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tfw babyfaced cute and only see young girls looking at me and will never attract a legal girl because they all want men

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>fwt gjkl gukfs lmo xapktsV CIdui gi kpifddssu.."'#!#%77.

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>I'm feeling fine.

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>i want to see myself dead

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>tfw
Feeeee
eee llwhen

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>f le wen fel feel th fe

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>tfw r9k fucks with my brain for the last time