PUT THE SCOOPS IN THE BAD DRUMPFY
BAG* FUCK
did you know that donald trump is going to be impeached
>>37900535
BLUMPF BTFO HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?
>>37900407
what the fuck does this have to do with r9k, bitch?
>>37900697
Your mom, bitch
>>37900407
>so...
>boland....
>krumpf..
>audience laughs
>...but seriously...
>cmon!
>TWO SCOOPS? TWO FUCKING SCOOPS?? HE PROBABLY SUCKS PUTINS DICK TWICE A DAY AS WELL
>audience goes hysterical
>pulls out a pistol and shoots every white male in the crowd
>audience is on the floor pissing themselves laughing
>points the gun at the camera
>IM COMIN FOR YA KROPF
>shoots straight through the camera killing the camera man
>cuts straight to a commercial
>>37900862
I think these are my favorite kind of posts I've ever come across on 4chan
>>37900862
>FIRST HE CAME FOR THE DELEGATES AND I SAID NOTHING
>Because I was not a delegate
>THEN HE CAME FOR THE NUCLEAR CODES AND I AGAIN SAID NOTHING
>Because I again, was not a nuclear code
>FINALLY HE CAME FOR THE SCOOPS AND NO ONE WAS THERE TO PROTECT THEM
>I THOUGHT JEB BUSH WOULD HOLD HIM OFF BUT I WAS WRONG
>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH GRUMPFY
>YOU CAN HAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES, BUT NOT THE SCOOPS.