ITT: Tales of Chad

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Post your stories about Chads you have known or encountered being alpha.

>working as a retail wagecuck
>Walmart drains my soul like some pagan bloodletting ritual every day
>but at least I get paid for it
>along comes Chad
>18 years old and heading off to college on a football scholarship, he wanted spending money and work experience
>women constantly talk about him in the break room while I read manga by myself in the corner
>typical winner in every sense of the word, pretty and athletic with confidence to match
>the manager is a scraggly neckbeard who has been with the store for nearly two decades without advancing or changing paths
>he constantly assigns Chad excessive tasks while everyone else gets easy jobs
>Chad gets fed up with it
>he confronts the manager, who tries to pull rank on him
>Chad smiles and tells him he quits
>manager tells him to leave
>Chad realizes they're both standing next to the fire exit
>without breaking eye contact, Chad goes to the fire exit and casually strolls out with a smirk on his face
>fire alarms go off
>panic in the store
>manager is red in the face like he's about to have a stroke
>two years later and Chad is in the starting lineup for LSU football

Godspeed, Chad.