I need a wank so bad. Should I just rub one out in some

I came in a sink in the museum across from the Ford theater, where Lincoln was shot. Said museum is the building in which he died.

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Sure anon, here's a tit to help you getting your willy into going battle mode :^)

>>37898254
That hunk of meat doesn't disgust me or arouse me. I am indifferent to it.

>>37898187
Go for it desu sempai

>>37898187
I've done it literally hundreds of times almost did it today
>sit as far back on toilet as possible
>lay a heavy layering of toilet paper down in the water to collect fun
>very carefully dry jerk
>splooge on toilet paper
>flush twice to be sure I didn't leave any DNA on the scene.

>>37898354
But what about people walking in?

Don't you have your own toilet paper?

>>37898387
Look for a bathroom with locks on the stall doors

>>37898448
meant to say your own toilet

I need a handjob from an Asian QT, preferably two years older than me. Yes. I have very specific preferences.

>jerking off in public toilets
What's the appeal?

>>37898513
The sound of random strangers shitting next to me

>>37898513
I have nowhere else to go.
I can't go home for another 5 hours.

>>37898557
That's quite disgusting if you're being serious.

>>37898187
sure after you do it once in a public place you can do it anywhere.